#1 Courtney Gee
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Courtney Gee is FlopTurnRiver’s Asian sensation. I’ve personally poked her over 20 times (on Facebook). Although her taste in guys is lacking, her poker skills make up for it. In 2010, Gee finished runner-up in the Full Tilt Double Deuce, pocketing over $20k. A few months later she was selected to be the Loose Cannon on the PokerStars Big Game. Look for her episode to air on FOX this summer.
#2 Liv Boeree
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Team PokerStars Pro Liv Boeree is so hot I would eat lima beans out of her, and I don’t even like lima beans. Besides her looks, Boeree also has brains. She has a degree in astrophysics and a PhD in giving guys a chubby bo bo. Oh, Boeree also won an EPT title. To date she has amassed over $2 million in tournament winnings so we know she isn’t the Anna Kournikova of poker. Liv, if you’re reading this, call me! If my wife answers, leave a message.
#3 Tom Dwan
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Mere words cannot describe the sexiness of Tom “durrrr” Dwan; therefore, I found this picture of him. Dwan has been running fools off the street since 2004. He has accumulated millions of dollars in cash games and tournament winnings. Many in the poker community consider Dwan to be the best headsup No Limit Hold’Em player on the planet. I don’t know how Dwan got to be so good at poker and good looking. If I had to speculate, I’d guess unicorn blood.
#4 Gloria Balding
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Gloria Balding is hot. Also, she has more twitter followers than me. Balding works behind the scenes in the poker industry as a producer and blogger. I would like to work behind her scenes.
#5 Kimberly Lansing
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Most people know Kim Lansing as the hostess from the World Poker Tour (WPT). However, the brunette bombshell is also a talented writer; perhaps more talented than me. She has written for People magazine and has shot video segments for Cosmo Celebrity TV. There is no doubt she is multi-talented and hopefully she can multi-task…