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We are now over the half way hump in Season 6 of the FTR Gauntlet! If you are not sure what the Gauntlet is, be sure to click on the word “Gauntlet” to find out and register. Basically, it is FTR’s own private league where we donk around and have fun. You will see in a lot of the hand histories there is some bashing/talking, and that’s because we all know each other and have a good time. If you haven’t already, register and play with us next game. After reading the summary, make sure to see who won this games award for “lol cooleraments” which will be the cooler of the night, “wtf was he thinking” which will be the questionable play of the night, along with “donk of the night” which will be the worst beat.

Game 13 was on Sunday 11/11, and finally we saw some of the current leaders donking around. Here were the current standing prior to game 13:

FTR Name – GP – Points / Week Change
Jimmy Mac – 6 – 489.07 / 0
givememyleg – 8 – 440.04 / 0
Alexos – 7 – 374.32 / 0
bigred – 6 – 365.11 / 0
kmind – 5 – 362.11 / 0
ackthecat – 7 – 355.18 / 0
Shifubowa – 7 – 335.45 / 0
bigspenda73 – 7 – 310.44 / 0
Bender50 – 6 – 309.18 / +1
Mirage – 6 – 293.23 / -1

Not much change there except for the bottom 9 and 10 spots with Bender50 and Mirage flip-flopping. There are still 11 more games after today, so hopefully everyone will finish their season!

The Gauntlet rush is still going down, with only 17 players showing up this time, which is the second lowest turnout so far. However, these 17 people weren’t going to let anyone down action wise. Of these 17, some notable players were the current points leader Jimmy Mac, currently in second place givememyleg, the donator Miffed22001, the man who is always on a heater zook (Stars z00ted), FTR’s number one lady courtibee, and last games victor swiggidy. Prior to the game starting Xianti showed up and announced that there was a bounty on the current leader, Jimmy Mac. Anyone who knocked him out would win FTR gear from the shop! Also, if you had aces cracked at showdown you would win $10. There are frequently surprise bounty’s or prizes announced randomly, so make sure you play every game you can! Let’s see who struck first blood.

If you know zook, you know he is very aggressive. Even if you don’t know him, you will find that out after just 5 minutes at the table. His starting image helped him win some nice pots:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd Ks]
xxJimmyMacxx said, “but i keep cashing out :(”
efil4elbmow said, “I am the most overrolled $50nl player in the world :)”
z00ted: calls 20
givememyleg: calls 20
G NASA: folds
xxJimmyMacxx said, “same here dude”
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
z00ted said, “i’m gonna limp re-raise if you raise”
givememyleg said, “im an under rolled 5000nl player”
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: checks
*** FLOP *** [4c 9h Jh]
Tchrsmth: checks
z00ted said, “DAMMIT”
z00ted: bets 60
givememyleg: folds
xxJimmyMacxx said, “i play infinity no limit”
Tchrsmth: calls 60
*** TURN *** [4c 9h Jh] [5c]
Tchrsmth: checks
z00ted said, “why didn’t anyone raise?”
xxJimmyMacxx said, “i shortstak tho”
z00ted: bets 180
Tchrsmth: calls 180
*** RIVER *** [4c 9h Jh 5c] [9s]
Tchrsmth: checks
z00ted: bets 460
Tchrsmth: calls 460
efil4elbmow said, “infinity NL is impossible”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
z00ted: shows [4h 4s] (a full house, Fours full of Nines)
Tchrsmth: mucks hand
stuartgreene said, “yeah, I recognise your name blondino”
z00ted collected 1470 from pot

Tchrsmth had just a pair of sevens here, obviously not believing zook (unless he just a calling station?) While this action was going on, at the other table there was nothing but trouble for ackthecat:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
ackthecat: raises 60 to 80
Shifubowa: folds
swiggidy: folds
fimanoid: raises 140 to 220
spinswell: folds
badgers_uk: folds
ackthecat: calls 140
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5c 3d]
ackthecat: bets 200
fimanoid: raises 1060 to 1260 and is all-in
ackthecat: folds
fimanoid collected 870 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
cobere32: raises 60 to 80
ackthecat: calls 80
Shifubowa: folds
swiggidy: folds
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
badgers_uk: folds
Anosmic: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Ks 7s 2h]
Anosmic: checks
cobere32: bets 160
ackthecat: calls 160
Anosmic: folds
*** TURN *** [Ks 7s 2h] [6h]
cobere32: bets 20
cobere32 said, “lol misclick”
ackthecat: raises 200 to 220
cobere32: raises 400 to 620
swiggidy is disconnected
ackthecat: folds
swiggidy is connected
cobere32 collected 1010 from pot
cobere32: doesn’t show hand

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shifubowa: folds
swiggidy: raises 45 to 65
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
badgers_uk: folds
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
Miffed22001 is connected
ackthecat: raises 795 to 860 and is all-in
swiggidy: calls 795
*** FLOP *** [2s Ah 5d]
Miffed22001 said, “YOYOYOYYOYOY”
*** TURN *** [2s Ah 5d] [8d]
ackthecat said, “9”
*** RIVER *** [2s Ah 5d 8d] [8s]
ackthecat said, “9”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ackthecat: shows [9h 9s] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
swiggidy: shows [Qd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
swiggidy collected 1730 from pot

With her bad luck and timing, she was the first to lay to rest in 17th place (I got it right, I called you a girl this time!) Speaking of bad timing, G NASA found out that AK isn’t always the nuts, even if you flop a pair:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [6c 6s]
stuartgreene said, “haha”
stuartgreene said, “thats mental”
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee is connected
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted: folds
givememyleg: raises 40 to 60
G NASA: raises 40 to 100
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
efil4elbmow said, “the aston won”
givememyleg: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6h Ks]
stuartgreene said, “yeah i see”
stuartgreene said, “lol”
G NASA: bets 100
givememyleg: calls 100
*** TURN *** [Qc 6h Ks] [Qs]
stuartgreene said, “how comes prizes aren’t announced yet?”
G NASA: bets 400
xxJimmyMacxx said, “what prizes?”
givememyleg: raises 770 to 1170 and is all-in
G NASA: calls 770
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6h Ks Qs] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G NASA: shows [Kh Ad] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
givememyleg: shows [6c 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Queens)
givememyleg collected 2760 from pot

The min-raise preflop wasn’t the best move, but flopping TPTK against a calling station player like givememyleg is pretty hard to get away from. If you want to know someone else who finds it hard to get away from a hand, look no further than Shifubowa. This guy just doesn’t like folding, and it seemed as if he remembered his luckbox again ths game:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Miffed22001: folds
badgers_uk: folds
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: raises 70 to 90
swiggidy: calls 90
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7d Jh]
Shifubowa: bets 120
swiggidy: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Qs 7d Jh] [2h]
Shifubowa: bets 360
swiggidy: raises 840 to 1200
Shifubowa: raises 40 to 1240 and is all-in
swiggidy: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7d Jh 2h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Jc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
swiggidy: shows [Qh 9h] (a pair of Queens)
Shifubowa collected 2930 from pot

That pot hurt swiggidy who was the current chip leader and flopped positions with Shif. Near the top was also givememyleg and most of that had to do with his cards dealt, not his play. This guy is a card rack:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Kh Kd]
stuartgreene said, “who is a nit z00t?”
courtiebee: raises 40 to 60
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted: folds
z00ted said, “leg”
givememyleg: raises 180 to 240
G NASA: calls 60 and is all-in
courtiebee: folds
*** FLOP *** [8s 3c 7h]
courtiebee said, “wow i’m glad i folded”
*** TURN *** [8s 3c 7h] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [8s 3c 7h Ts] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
G NASA: shows [Qs 8d] (a pair of Eights)
givememyleg collected 220 from pot
givememyleg said, “im not”

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [As Ah]
efil4elbmow said, “oh hang on”
efil4elbmow said, “i’m NOT A NIT”
efil4elbmow: folds
givememyleg said, “why not push this hand?”
Tchrsmth: raises 90 to 120
z00ted: folds
givememyleg: raises 255 to 375
courtiebee: folds
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow said, “UTG”
Tchrsmth: calls 255
*** FLOP *** [3d 7s Jc]
givememyleg said, “ah i c”
Tchrsmth: checks
givememyleg: bets 329 (he had 330 chips left)
Tchrsmth: folds
givememyleg collected 795 from pot

KK and AA within 4 hands is pretty lucky, and in those hands he finished off G NASA in 16th place and became the current chip leader. It seemed as if there was a competition started for the donk of the night award, which I was sure Shif would earn again. However, badgers would make sure he would be considered:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shifubowa: folds
swiggidy: folds
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
Miffed22001: raises 60 to 90
badgers_uk: calls 90
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Ah Jc 3d]
cobere32: checks
Miffed22001: checks
badgers_uk: bets 180
cobere32: folds
Miffed22001: raises 240 to 420
badgers_uk: raises 950 to 1370 and is all-in
Miffed22001: calls 933 and is all-in
badgers_uk said, “zing lol”
*** TURN *** [Ah Jc 3d] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Jc 3d Th] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Miffed22001: shows [Js As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
badgers_uk: shows [6s 7s] (high card Ace)
Miffed22001 collected 2991 from pot

That left badgers with just 17 chips and eventually would become the 15th place finisher. Even with Miffed’s early fortune, he made it clear that he had no chances in winning. He likes to donate and vowed that he would continue doing so. Anosmic smelled out this big bluff:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shifubowa: folds
Miffed22001 said, “LOL U DONT SAY XIANTI!!!!”
swiggidy: folds
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
Miffed22001: raises 60 to 90
Miffed22001 said, “:d”
Anosmic: calls 75
cobere32: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 7c Td]
Anosmic: bets 150
Miffed22001: raises 2691 to 2841 and is all-in
Anosmic: calls 700 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4c 7c Td] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [4c 7c Td 6h] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Anosmic: shows [7s 8c] (a pair of Sevens)
Miffed22001: shows [As 6d] (a pair of Sixes)
Anosmic collected 1910 from pot
Miffed22001 said, “HMMM”

At the other table, zook continued his aggressive play and continued taking down pots… but this time he had it:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd Kc]
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted: raises 60 to 90
givememyleg: calls 90
courtiebee: folds
xxJimmyMacxx: calls 90
z00ted said, “push”
givememyleg said, “he h e he”
stuartgreene has timed out
stuartgreene: folds
stuartgreene is sitting out
efil4elbmow: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 8c 8h]
stuartgreene has returned
z00ted: checks
givememyleg: checks
xxJimmyMacxx: checks
*** TURN *** [5d 8c 8h] [Qh]
stuartgreene said, “sorry”
stuartgreene said, “phone”
z00ted: bets 270
givememyleg: calls 270
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
*** RIVER *** [5d 8c 8h Qh] [3s]
z00ted: bets 600
givememyleg said, “dont think i should call”
givememyleg said, “shall i?”
givememyleg said, “zoooooooooooooted?”
z00ted said, “call”
givememyleg said, “:(”
courtiebee said, “lol”
givememyleg: folds
givememyleg said, “nh”
z00ted collected 855 from pot
z00ted: shows [8d Ah] (three of a kind, Eights)

That was a pretty close one, but I chose to fold thinking he had me beat. It was especially hard against the aggressive zook, but turned out it was the right move. Ever since that early beat swiggidy took, he hadn’t much to play with. However, he finally found a hand to go with and someone to pay him off:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: folds
Anosmic said, “22 good?”
spinswell: calls 30
Miffed22001: folds
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: folds
Shifubowa said, “22 is bust no?”
swiggidy: raises 81 to 111
spinswell: raises 239 to 350
swiggidy: raises 635 to 985 and is all-in
spinswell: calls 635
*** FLOP *** [2d 4d Qd]
*** TURN *** [2d 4d Qd] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [2d 4d Qd 6c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
swiggidy: shows [Js Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
spinswell: shows [5h 5d] (a pair of Fives)
spinswell said, “nh”
swiggidy collected 1985 from pot

Meanwhile, back at the other table, givememyleg kept catching cards. This time, against the gauntlet girl:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Kc Kh]
efil4elbmow said, “i haven’t been called ONCE”
givememyleg said, “so i couldheeeeeeeeeeee heh eh eh eh eh e”
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted said, “my dad’s a vikings fan”
z00ted: folds
givememyleg: raises 60 to 90
courtiebee: raises 165 to 255
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
z00ted said, “I’ll give you his phone number”
givememyleg said, “oh a girl re raised me”
givememyleg: calls 165
*** FLOP *** [5s 5d 7h]
z00ted said, “PUSH”
courtiebee: bets 300
givememyleg: raises 914 to 1214
givememyleg said, “must be AK”
z00ted said, “you put her on AK”
givememyleg said, “lolz”
givememyleg said, “if you call ill let you check down”
givememyleg said, “fwiw”
courtiebee said, “WTF”
z00ted said, “lol”
givememyleg said, “lol”
courtiebee: folds
givememyleg collected 1140 from pot

Yes I had it courtibee, I always have it. The two most active players at the table, zook and givememyleg, kept playing pots with each other, and zook never wanted to let a hand go:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Ad Td]
givememyleg: raises 100 to 150
courtiebee: folds
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ac 4d]
givememyleg said, “gimme action”
givememyleg said, “ty”
z00ted: checks
givememyleg: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc Ac 4d] [5h]
z00ted: bets 250
givememyleg: calls 250
*** RIVER *** [Kc Ac 4d 5h] [Jd]
z00ted: bets 500
givememyleg: calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
z00ted: shows [9d 3d] (high card Ace)
givememyleg: shows [Ad Td] (a pair of Aces)
givememyleg collected 1825 from pot

The flop check was made to hope the aggro zook would try to take it away, and it worked this time. Did I say I was a card rack?

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Kd Ah]
courtiebee: folds
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
givememyleg said, “l always have it”
givememyleg said, “fwiw”
z00ted: raises 100 to 150
givememyleg: raises 350 to 500
z00ted said, “I usually don’t”
z00ted: folds
givememyleg said, “see”
givememyleg collected 300 from pot
givememyleg: shows [Kd Ah] (high card Ace)

Because I am. The bad luck continued for swiggidy, this time because of a slow played pair of kings by fimanoid:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: calls 50
spinswell: folds
Miffed22001: folds
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: calls 25
swiggidy: checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 8h 8c]
Shifubowa: checks
swiggidy: bets 100
fimanoid: calls 100
Shifubowa: folds
*** TURN *** [9s 8h 8c] [5h]
swiggidy: checks
fimanoid: checks
*** RIVER *** [9s 8h 8c 5h] [4d]
swiggidy: bets 200
fimanoid: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
swiggidy: shows [7h 9h] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
fimanoid: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
fimanoid collected 750 from pot

Well, we know Shifubowa doesn’t like to fold hands, but definitely does not like to fold AK; especially against Miffed:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
spinswell: folds
Miffed22001: calls 50
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: raises 200 to 250
swiggidy: folds
fimanoid: folds
swiggidy said, “interesting”
Miffed22001: raises 500 to 750
Shifubowa: raises 2056 to 2806 and is all-in
Miffed22001: calls 1586 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7h 4s 2d]
Miffed22001 said, “zing”
*** TURN *** [7h 4s 2d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [7h 4s 2d Kd] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Miffed22001: shows [3h 3s] (a pair of Threes)
Shifubowa: shows [As Ks] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Shifubowa collected 4747 from pot

That huge coin flip sent Miffed out in 14th and made Shif the chip leader. Was it his night again? It looked like it was:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: raises 125 to 175
swiggidy: raises 225 to 400
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
Anosmic has timed out
Anosmic: folds
Anosmic is sitting out
Shifubowa: raises 850 to 1250
swiggidy said, “gambooooooooooooooooooooooooool”
Anosmic has returned
swiggidy: calls 845 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s Td 8c]
*** TURN *** [4s Td 8c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [4s Td 8c Qd] [8s]
swiggidy said, “jjj”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
swiggidy: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Eights)
swiggidy said, “sigh…”
Shifubowa collected 2565 from pot

With back to back eliminations, this time with swiggidy in 13th, Shif was cruising. At the other table sat the bounty, Jimmy Mac, and he hadn’t been very active thus far. However, at first chance, zook tried to earn himself some FTR gear:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [3s Ks]
courtiebee: folds
xxJimmyMacxx: raises 100 to 150
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted said, “meh”
z00ted said, “hoodie or no hoodie”
z00ted: raises 2120 to 2270 and is all-in
givememyleg: folds
xxJimmyMacxx: calls 720 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8c 3d 6c]
*** TURN *** [8c 3d 6c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 3d 6c 9h] [5d]
z00ted said, “HOODIE PLZ”
z00ted said, “ONE TIME”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
z00ted: shows [Qc Ad] (high card Ace)
xxJimmyMacxx: shows [Jd Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
givememyleg said, “no hoodie”
xxJimmyMacxx collected 1790 from pot

But JM won the coin flip and earned some much needed chips. Zook kept trying to steal gmml’s blind, but must have forgot that he always has it:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Ts Ah]
stuartgreene: folds
xxJimmyMacxx said, “i cant lose a flip in these”
z00ted said, “SO CLOSE TO A HOODIE”
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
xxJimmyMacxx said, “good thing rly cos i suck”
z00ted: raises 200 to 300
givememyleg said, “if you fold i double him too”
givememyleg said, “with my K9s”
givememyleg: raises 576 to 876
xxJimmyMacxx: folds
z00ted said, “you’re a *****”
z00ted: folds
givememyleg said, “:(”
givememyleg collected 700 from pot

With the target on his chest, Jimmy Mac had to pick his moves carefully. He decided to go for it against the card rack, and found he was in trouble (I always have it!):

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Ah Jh]
givememyleg said, ” i always have it”
efil4elbmow: folds
Tchrsmth: folds
z00ted: folds
givememyleg: raises 200 to 300
xxJimmyMacxx: raises 1390 to 1690 and is all-in
stuartgreene: folds
givememyleg: calls 1390
givememyleg said, “lets go hoodie”
*** FLOP *** [7s 5s 2d]
xxJimmyMacxx said, “boo”
*** TURN *** [7s 5s 2d] [Qc]
z00ted said, “9”
z00ted said, “9”
*** RIVER *** [7s 5s 2d Qc] [7c]
z00ted said, “9”
z00ted said, “9”
z00ted said, “9”
givememyleg said, “SHIP THE HOODIE”
z00ted said, “9”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xxJimmyMacxx: shows [Ad 9d] (a pair of Sevens)
givememyleg: shows [Ah Jh] (a pair of Sevens – Ace+Queen+Jack kicker)
xxJimmyMacxx said, “gg”
givememyleg collected 3480 from pot

This earned me the bounty and sent the currently leader JM out in 12th place. (I later went shopping and went with a blue FTR shirt because I already won a hoodie last season!) If I were to vote who has had the worst luck this season, near the top of the list would be cobere32. He seems to be playing very well, but nothing ever works out for him:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shifubowa: folds
fimanoid: folds
courtiebee said, “i love you”
spinswell: folds
Anosmic: raises 1433 to 1533 and is all-in
cobere32: raises 307 to 1840 and is all-in
courtiebee: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 6d 5c]
cobere32 said, “uh oh”
*** TURN *** [3s 6d 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6d 5c 6s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cobere32: shows [Qh Ah] (a pair of Sixes)
Anosmic: shows [As 3h] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
Anosmic collected 3166 from pot
cobere32 said, “lawl”

Being left with only 307 chips, he found and ace and went with it…. however, his bad luck continued and ran into a monster:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: raises 207 to 307 and is all-in
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: calls 207
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ad Js]
cobere32 said, “my turn?”
*** TURN *** [Ks Ad Js] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ad Js Ts] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Qd Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
cobere32: shows [Ac 6s] (a pair of Aces)
cobere32 said, “gg folks”
Shifubowa collected 664 from pot

Cob finished in 11th place. We were now on the final table bubble and there were a few short stacks that everyone was eying. One of them was Tchrsmth who had just 380 chips at 50/100. Unfortunately for him, he would be the FT bubble boy going in with the best of it:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Ts 6h]
z00ted: folds
givememyleg: folds
stuartgreene: folds
efil4elbmow: raises 1355 to 1455 and is all-in
Tchrsmth: calls 280 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Kh 4c Qs]
*** TURN *** [Kh 4c Qs] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 4c Qs 8c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
efil4elbmow: shows [Kc 3c] (a flush, King high)
Tchrsmth: shows [5c Ks] (a pair of Kings)
givememyleg said, “snao”
efil4elbmow said, “ul”
efil4elbmow collected 760 from pot

With that elimination we were now at the final table. The chip leader was none other than Shifubowa with 6919, and in a close second was givememyleg with 6575. Anosmic was sitting in third with 3166, and the short stack was zook with just 990.

The first hand of the final table started off fast, and courtibee wanted to make her presence felt:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [7c 5c]
stuartgreene: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: raises 1040 to 1140 and is all-in
Shifubowa: folds
fimanoid: raises 1191 to 2331 and is all-in
spinswell: folds
*** FLOP *** [2s 2c Qs]
*** TURN *** [2s 2c Qs] [5s]
courtiebee said, “aaa”
*** RIVER *** [2s 2c Qs 5s] [3s]
givememyleg said, “the girrrrrrrrrl”
givememyleg said, “omg”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fimanoid: shows [Js Jc] (a flush, Queen high)
courtiebee: shows [8c As] (a flush, Ace high)
givememyleg said, “lol”
courtiebee collected 2380 from pot
courtiebee said, “lol”
givememyleg said, “wheeeeeeeee”

She got a much needed suckout and now was in much better position to move up in points. Zook could not sit for long, and eventually pushed three straight hands:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [6h Ts]
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
givememyleg said, “I DID”
z00ted said, “f’ing leg”
givememyleg said, “wheeeeeeeeee”
z00ted: raises 890 to 990 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
stuartgreene: folds
givememyleg: folds
z00ted collected 250 from pot
z00ted: doesn’t show hand

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Th 9h]
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
z00ted: raises 1040 to 1140 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: calls 934 and is all-in
stuartgreene: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
givememyleg said, “ill post hand in a sec”
*** FLOP *** [9s Jh Kc]
*** TURN *** [9s Jh Kc] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [9s Jh Kc 6s] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
z00ted: shows [7h Ad] (high card Ace)
spinswell: shows [As Kd] (a pair of Kings)
spinswell collected 2018 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [8h 4c]
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
z00ted: raises 106 to 206 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
stuartgreene: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: calls 106
*** FLOP *** [3c 9h Ts]
*** TURN *** [3c 9h Ts] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [3c 9h Ts Ad] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
efil4elbmow: shows [8c 7h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
z00ted: shows [4h Ac] (a pair of Aces)
givememyleg said, “ahhhhhhhhhhhh”
efil4elbmow collected 462 from pot
givememyleg said, “gg zooooooooooook”

This would make zook the 9th place finisher and first person to be eliminated from the final table. After this hand, there was lots of folding and everyone was playing very tight. The blinds were still small and everyone had a decent stack. However, once they started to rise people started opening up:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [2d 9c]
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: calls 75
stuartgreene: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ks Jc Qs]
spinswell: bets 300
stuartgreene: raises 710 to 1010 and is all-in
spinswell: calls 710
*** TURN *** [Ks Jc Qs] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Jc Qs 8h] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
spinswell: shows [Kc 2h] (a pair of Kings)
stuartgreene: shows [Jh 4s] (a pair of Jacks)
spinswell collected 2320 from pot

Pretty sick call from spinswell there and stuartgreene would finish in 8th place. Courtibee was the pushing queen, and when it folded to her in the sb she would never miss a sb/bb push:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [7h Qh]
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: raises 1780 to 1930 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 1780
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ts 5c]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ts 5c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ts 5c 5s] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
courtiebee: shows [3c Qc] (a flush, Ace high)
Shifubowa: shows [5d As] (a full house, Fives full of Aces)
givememyleg said, “gg court :(”
Shifubowa collected 3860 from pot

A flush wasn’t good enough for her, and she was sent home in 7th place. Down to 6, nothing much had changed except Shif kept adding to his stack, and here were the current chip counts:

Seat 1: spinswell (3453 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (6350 in chips)
Seat 4: Anosmic (3166 in chips)
Seat 5: efil4elbmow (1816 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (8999 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (1716 in chips)

With the blinds still at 75/150 no one was in too much trouble and people could actually play some pots. In a sb/bb war, spinswell would get the best of gmml:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qs 9c]
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
Shifubowa: folds
givememyleg said, “what sodes UL mean”
givememyleg said, “does”
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: raises 225 to 375
givememyleg: calls 225
*** FLOP *** [5d 5c 9s]
spinswell: bets 500
givememyleg: calls 500
*** TURN *** [5d 5c 9s] [Ad]
Anosmic said, “unlucky”
givememyleg said, “oh”
spinswell: bets 1000
Anosmic said, “duh”
Anosmic said, “:D”
givememyleg said, “get off me”
givememyleg: folds
givememyleg said, “bad fold”
givememyleg said, “nh”
spinswell collected 1750 from pot
spinswell: doesn’t show hand

Spins would later say I made a good fold, but I’m not so sure I believe him. Moving along, another player who has had his fair share of bad luck has got to be biondino (Stars efil4elbmow [wtf does that mean anyway??]) and felt the sting of this one:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [6d Qc]
fimanoid: raises 1491 to 1641 and is all-in
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: raises 737 to 2378 and is all-in
Shifubowa: folds
givememyleg said, “WELL THEN YOU WERE AHEAD”
spinswell said, “so I shouldnt have been playing the board then?”
*** FLOP *** [9d 9h 8h]
*** TURN *** [9d 9h 8h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [9d 9h 8h 6h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
efil4elbmow: shows [Jh Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
fimanoid: shows [6c 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Nines)
fimanoid collected 3432 from pot
givememyleg said, “sick”
efil4elbmow said, “uhhh”

Being short stacked after that beat, he didn’t have much to work with and eventually fimanoid would finish him off in 6th place:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [2c 2h]
Shifubowa: folds
fimanoid: raises 3357 to 3507 and is all-in
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: folds
efil4elbmow: calls 812 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9c 8h Jc]
*** TURN *** [9c 8h Jc] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 8h Jc 9s] [6h]
efil4elbmow said, “where’s my 3”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
efil4elbmow: shows [3c 3s] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
fimanoid: shows [Ad Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
fimanoid collected 1999 from pot

Down to 5 nothing much was happening, then the 2 chip leaders played a big pot:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Jc Ks]
Anosmic: folds
Shifubowa: raises 466 to 666
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: calls 466
*** FLOP *** [Kd 7h 3s]
givememyleg: checks
Shifubowa: bets 1000
givememyleg: calls 1000
*** TURN *** [Kd 7h 3s] [Qh]
givememyleg: checks
Shifubowa: bets 3200
givememyleg: raises 2366 to 5566 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 2366
*** RIVER *** [Kd 7h 3s Qh] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
Shifubowa: shows [Kc Js] (a pair of Kings)
givememyleg said, “boring”
givememyleg collected 7282 from pot
Shifubowa collected 7282 from pot
Shifubowa said, “dagnabbit”

However they had the same hand. Since the blinds were raised to 100/200, Shifubowa was relentless and raising almost every hand. Someone had to eventually play back, and Anosmic woke up with QQ…. however…..

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [2d 5s]
Shifubowa: raises 600 to 800
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: raises 3391 to 4191 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 3391
*** FLOP *** [Jd 7h 8d]
*** TURN *** [Jd 7h 8d] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 7h 8d 9s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Anosmic: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Shifubowa: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
givememyleg said, “geez”
Shifubowa collected 8482 from pot

This guy can suck out! This sent Anosmic out in 5th place and put him up to over 12,000 chips making him a massive chip leader. He kept raising nearly every single hand, and attacking fimanoid’s big blind, so fim had to battle back:

Seat 1: spinswell (2628 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (6582 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (13046 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (3244 in chips)
Shifubowa: posts small blind 100
fimanoid: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [7s 5c]
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Shifubowa: raises 600 to 800
fimanoid: raises 2444 to 3244 and is all-in
Shifubowa: folds
fimanoid collected 1600 from pot

But eventually, Shif would get the last laugh knocking out fimanoid as the bubble boy in 4th place:

Seat 1: spinswell (3128 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (6482 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (13046 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (2844 in chips)
Shifubowa: posts small blind 100
fimanoid: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [2d 3h]
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Shifubowa: raises 600 to 800
fimanoid: raises 2044 to 2844 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 2044
*** FLOP *** [7c Ks 8s]
*** TURN *** [7c Ks 8s] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [7c Ks 8s Kc] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [As Ts] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
fimanoid: shows [8c Ac] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Shifubowa collected 5688 from pot

Now it was 3 way action and Shif was in complete control with over 16,200 chips. Givememyleg was in second with 6200 and spinswell had 3100. It seemed as if givememyleg used up all his good cards at the beginning of the tournament and was getting nothing but rags now. But he finally found a hand to go with and hoped Shif would come along:

Seat 1: spinswell (3028 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (6282 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (16190 in chips)
givememyleg: posts small blind 100
Shifubowa: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd As]
spinswell: folds
givememyleg said, “i need 1st to pass you i think, plusyou have like 3 games on me lol”
givememyleg: raises 400 to 600
Shifubowa: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8h 7s]
givememyleg: checks
Shifubowa: bets 1000
givememyleg: raises 1000 to 2000
Shifubowa: raises 13590 to 15590 and is all-in
givememyleg: calls 3682 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qs 8h 7s] [Kc]
Shifubowa said, “lol”
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8h 7s Kc] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Qd As] (a pair of Queens)
Shifubowa: shows [Th 8s] (a pair of Eights)
givememyleg collected 12564 from pot

He didn’t suck out?!?! Weird… That changed the first and second place positions and gmml was now the chip leader. Spinswell wouldn’t give up seeking some double ups:

Seat 1: spinswell (2366 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (16129 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (7005 in chips)
spinswell: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts small blind 100
spinswell: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [9d 5c]
givememyleg: folds
Shifubowa: raises 600 to 800
spinswell: raises 1541 to 2341 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 1541
*** FLOP *** [9h Kd Ks]
*** TURN *** [9h Kd Ks] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [9h Kd Ks Qc] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [As Td] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
spinswell: shows [Ah 4c] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Shifubowa collected 2379 from pot
spinswell collected 2378 from pot
spinswell said, “saved”

Seat 1: spinswell (2253 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (16254 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (6993 in chips)
spinswell: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts small blind 100
Shifubowa: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Tc 4d]
givememyleg said, “nhs”
spinswell: raises 2028 to 2228 and is all-in
givememyleg: folds
Shifubowa: calls 2028
*** FLOP *** [2s 5d 7h]
*** TURN *** [2s 5d 7h] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [2s 5d 7h Ks] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Ad Td] (high card Ace)
spinswell: shows [Qs Ac] (high card Ace – King+Queen kicker)
spinswell collected 4631 from pot
givememyleg said, “nh sir”

Eventually he would find it. After this hand givememyleg started upping the aggression and now was around 16,000 to spinswell with 5200 and Shif at 4200. Shif needed a hand, and found one:

Seat 1: spinswell (5281 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (15954 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (4265 in chips)
spinswell: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts small blind 100
Shifubowa: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd 9c]
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: calls 100
Shifubowa: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d Th 9h]
givememyleg: bets 350
Shifubowa: raises 850 to 1200
givememyleg: raises 14529 to 15729 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 2840 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6d Th 9h] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [6d Th 9h Ah] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [Qd 9c] (a pair of Nines)
Shifubowa: shows [Kd Tc] (a pair of Tens)
givememyleg said, “nh”
Shifubowa collected 8555 from pot

It seemed as if it would be 3 way action forever, as spinswell kept getting saved when he was dominated:

Seat 1: spinswell (3531 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (13214 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (8755 in chips)
spinswell: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts small blind 200
spinswell: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Kd 8c]
givememyleg: raises 800 to 1200
Shifubowa: folds
spinswell: raises 2306 to 3506 and is all-in
givememyleg: calls 2306
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc 6c]
*** TURN *** [5h Tc 6c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc 6c Qd] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
spinswell: shows [2s Kh] (a pair of Fives)
givememyleg: shows [Kd 8c] (a pair of Fives)
spinswell collected 3644 from pot
givememyleg collected 3643 from pot

However, eventually his luck would run out:

Seat 1: spinswell (3419 in chips)
Seat 3: givememyleg (13576 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (8505 in chips)
spinswell: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
givememyleg: posts small blind 200
Shifubowa: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qc 5c]
spinswell: raises 2994 to 3394 and is all-in
givememyleg: folds
Shifubowa: calls 2994
*** FLOP *** [9c Ks 3d]
*** TURN *** [9c Ks 3d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [9c Ks 3d 4c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [6h 6c] (a pair of Sixes)
spinswell: shows [Ad 7d] (high card Ace)
givememyleg said, “gg”
Shifubowa collected 7063 from pot
Shifubowa said, “gg”

Spinswell finished in 3rd place and the heads up battle began. Gmml had a slight lead but they were virtually even:

Seat 3: givememyleg (13351 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (12149 in chips)

If there is one word to describe Shufubowa’s heads up play it would be relentless. This guy just raises and raises every single hand. I don’t think he folded once on the button, and I had to try and play back whenever I could:

Seat 3: givememyleg (12476 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (13024 in chips)
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts small blind 200
givememyleg: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Ac Jd]
Shifubowa: raises 1100 to 1500
Shifubowa said, “ty”
givememyleg: raises 10951 to 12451 and is all-in
Shifubowa: folds
givememyleg collected 3050 from pot

Then I made a questionable play with deuces hoping to take the pot on the flop:

Seat 3: givememyleg (12926 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (12574 in chips)
givememyleg: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts the ante 25
Shifubowa: posts small blind 200
givememyleg: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [2s 2c]
Shifubowa: raises 800 to 1200
givememyleg: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [Js 6d 9h]
givememyleg: bets 1600
Shifubowa: calls 1600
*** TURN *** [Js 6d 9h] [4h]
givememyleg: checks
Shifubowa: bets 9749 and is all-in
givememyleg: folds
Shifubowa collected 5650 from pot
Shifubowa: doesn’t show hand

But alas it didn’t work. It was time for the second break and Shif took the lead with 15,000 vs gmml’s 11,000. The blinds now went up to 300/600/50 and they didn’t have as much room to work with anymore. Then finally the big hand happened where all the chips went in:

Seat 3: givememyleg (10201 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (15299 in chips)
givememyleg: posts the ante 50
Shifubowa: posts the ante 50
givememyleg: posts small blind 300
Shifubowa: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [Qd Th]
givememyleg: raises 1200 to 1800
Shifubowa: raises 13449 to 15249 and is all-in
givememyleg: calls 8351 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7s 9s Kh]
*** TURN *** [7s 9s Kh] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [7s 9s Kh 5s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Ad 4d] (high card Ace)
givememyleg: shows [Qd Th] (a pair of Queens)
givememyleg collected 20402 from pot

It was such a close call getting about 2:1 on my call and being that the blinds went up I took my shot here. I figured I was against an AX hand or underpair more often than not, and was getting the right price. I ended up getting lucky hitting the Q on the river and becoming a dominating leader. A few hands later, the tournament was over:

Seat 3: givememyleg (19402 in chips)
Seat 7: Shifubowa (6098 in chips)
givememyleg: posts the ante 50
Shifubowa: posts the ante 50
Shifubowa: posts small blind 300
givememyleg: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [4d Kd]
Shifubowa: raises 5448 to 6048 and is all-in
givememyleg: calls 5448
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5c 2d]
*** TURN *** [Qh 5c 2d] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5c 2d Ks] [7h]
givememyleg said, “gg”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
givememyleg: shows [4d Kd] (a pair of Kings)
Shifubowa: shows [Th 8h] (high card King)
Shifubowa said, “gg”
givememyleg collected 12196 from pot

Shif’s luck ran out and finished 2nd for the 2nd time in 3 games and your winner was yours truly, givememyleg! Shif played a goot hu match but couldn’t hang on for victory. Congrats to him. Now it’s time for the hands of the night:

lol cooleraments

*** HOLE CARDS ***
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: raises 125 to 175
swiggidy: raises 225 to 400
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
Anosmic has timed out
Anosmic: folds
Anosmic is sitting out
Shifubowa: raises 850 to 1250
swiggidy said, “gambooooooooooooooooooooooooool”
Anosmic has returned
swiggidy: calls 845 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s Td 8c]
*** TURN *** [4s Td 8c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [4s Td 8c Qd] [8s]
swiggidy said, “jjj”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
swiggidy: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Eights)
swiggidy said, “sigh…”
Shifubowa collected 2565 from pot

Pretty big cooler when all your money goes in with AK preflop and you’re a 15:1 dog!

WTF was he Thinking?

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shifubowa: folds
swiggidy: folds
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
Miffed22001: raises 60 to 90
badgers_uk: calls 90
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Ah Jc 3d]
cobere32: checks
Miffed22001: checks
badgers_uk: bets 180
cobere32: folds
Miffed22001: raises 240 to 420
badgers_uk: raises 950 to 1370 and is all-in
Miffed22001: calls 933 and is all-in
badgers_uk said, “zing lol”
*** TURN *** [Ah Jc 3d] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ah Jc 3d Th] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Miffed22001: shows [Js As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
badgers_uk: shows [6s 7s] (high card Ace)
Miffed22001 collected 2991 from pot

I decided badgers did win this award getting all his money in being a 50:1 dog, congrats! I know you were trying to!

Donk of the Night

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Miffed22001: folds
badgers_uk: folds
Anosmic: folds
cobere32: folds
Shifubowa: raises 70 to 90
swiggidy: calls 90
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7d Jh]
Shifubowa: bets 120
swiggidy: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Qs 7d Jh] [2h]
Shifubowa: bets 360
swiggidy: raises 840 to 1200
Shifubowa: raises 40 to 1240 and is all-in
swiggidy: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7d Jh 2h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shifubowa: shows [Jc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
swiggidy: shows [Qh 9h] (a pair of Queens)
Shifubowa collected 2930 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to givememyleg [2d 5s]
Shifubowa: raises 600 to 800
fimanoid: folds
spinswell: folds
givememyleg: folds
Anosmic: raises 3391 to 4191 and is all-in
Shifubowa: calls 3391
*** FLOP *** [Jd 7h 8d]
*** TURN *** [Jd 7h 8d] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 7h 8d 9s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Anosmic: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Shifubowa: shows [Js Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
givememyleg said, “geez”
Shifubowa collected 8482 from pot

Congrats Shif, not only did you win donk of the night, but you win it with 2 hands!

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