It was game 19 of the 6th season of the Gauntlet, and everyone came ready to spew chips left at right. If you are not sure what the Gauntlet is, be sure to click on the word “Gauntlet” to find out and register. Basically, it is FTR’s own private league where we donk around and have fun. You will see in a lot of the hand histories there is some bashing/talking, and that’s because we all know each other and have a good time. If you haven’t already, register and play with us next game. After reading the summary, make sure to see who won this games award for “lol cooleraments” which will be the cooler of the night, “wtf was he thinking” which will be the questionable play of the night, along with “beat of the night” which will be the worst beat.

With only 5 games left, this was some players last game of the season. For some others, it was their second last. It is getting close to the end, and usually that means participation is very slim for the last few games. However, I hope that may change if some big names who usually don’t play find the time to play the last few. Game 19 hosted 17 people, which has been around the average lately. There was a rare appearance by FTR’s very own little guy dwarfman, and everyone was hoping for some girl on girl action with courtibee and ackthecat both registered. Previous Gauntlet champions I Like Pie and fimanoid were here to battle, along with chardrian, kmind, swiggidy, and bigspenda. We will have to see if swigg or spenda pull ahead in their prop bet; after game 18 spenda currently is ahead by 20 or so points, but swiggidy has three games left to play when spenda only has 2. Speaking of points, let’s have a look at the leaderboard:

FTR Name – GP – Points / Change
Jimmy Mac – 10 – 691.24 / 0
givememyleg – 11 – 610.53 / 0
spin_md – 9 – 499.14 / +1
ackthecat – 10 – 469.91 / -1
Shifubowa – 9 – 454.98 / 0
Fimanoid – 11 – 451.95 / 0
geno9 – 8 – 439.14 / +5
Bender50 – 9 – 427.17 / +2
bigspenda73 – 10 – 426.00 / 0
Alexos – 8 – 419.25 / -3

Geno had a big jump after his insane luckbox victory over Sauce123 heads up. Seriously, if you haven’t read last week, go read it right now. Geno came back from a 23:1 chip deficit, chip and a chair! As I said last week (and pretty much has been known for a few weeks now) Jimmy Mac is probably going to be your Gauntlet VI champion, but we will wait to make the official announcement. Now let’s get to the game.

Surprise surprise, first hand in and Spenda (LolTrappedU) starts raising, but wait:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
LolTrappedU: raises 40 to 60
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
LolTrappedU said, “omg”
LolTrappedU collected 50 from pot
LolTrappedU: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
LolTrappedU said, “ru serious”

Poor Spenda. But he just can’t help himself, he has to pick on women:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: raises 40 to 60
Shifubowa: folds
BeeJall: folds
LolTrappedU: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Ac 7s Qs]
LolTrappedU: checks
courtiebee: bets 70
chardrian said, “I’m watching spiderman”
LolTrappedU: raises 130 to 200
courtiebee: calls 130
*** TURN *** [Ac 7s Qs] [3c]
LolTrappedU: bets 335
courtiebee: folds
LolTrappedU collected 530 from pot
LolTrappedU: shows [Ks Td] (high card Ace)
courtiebee said, “i’m doing fiannce questions”

Congrats on being engaged courtie, spenda is a good catch! Later you would see courtie and biondino (efil4elbmow) battling, and it seemed as if she was getting the best of him early on:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
LolTrappedU said, “why don’t we get married courtie”
BeeJall: folds
LolTrappedU: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: raises 40 to 60
chardrian: folds
courtiebee said, “sure”
courtiebee said, “when?”
efil4elbmow: calls 60
courtiebee: raises 190 to 250
Shifubowa: folds
Isopbc: calls 190
efil4elbmow: calls 190
*** FLOP *** [6s 7c Jc]
courtiebee: bets 940 and is all-in
Isopbc: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee collected 770 from pot
courtiebee: doesn’t show hand
chardrian said, “I’ll handle the divorce”

It’s always nice when you have a divorce lawyer on hand, they come in handy. It didn’t take long to see the first allin, just 5 minutes into the tournament where a HUGE overbet would get the best of a rare appearance by dthorne:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
swiggidy is connected
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 20
dthorne04: raises 66 to 86
dwarfman1990: folds
swiggidy has returned
HalvSame: folds
fimanoid: folds
swiggidy: folds
ackthecat: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 66
*** FLOP *** [5c 7d Kd]
C2Knuckles: bets 999
dthorne04 said, “hmm”
toddanderson said, “wtf”
dthorne04: raises 415 to 1414 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 415
dthorne04 said, “hmm”
*** TURN *** [5c 7d Kd] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [5c 7d Kd 3s] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [7s 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)
dthorne04: shows [Jh Js] (a pair of Jacks)
dthorne04 said, “hmmm”
C2Knuckles collected 3030 from pot

I Like Pie limp/called preflop, then donk bet 999 into a 200 chip pot. This confused dthorne enough to go with his jacks. However, he was shocked to see a set of 7s! Way to get value! Dthorne became the first big loser, in 17th place. Back to table 2, the table had to brace itself for a wheeeeeeeeee:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
chardrian: raises 60 to 80
efil4elbmow: folds
chardrian said, “utg raise”
chardrian said, “careful”
courtiebee: calls 80
Shifubowa: folds
BeeJall: folds
LolTrappedU: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Tc Td]
chardrian said, “funny flop”
chardrian: bets 150
courtiebee said, “it’s so sexy”
courtiebee: calls 150
*** TURN *** [Th Tc Td] [Kd]
chardrian: checks
courtiebee: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th Tc Td Kd] [Qd]
chardrian: checks
courtiebee: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chardrian: shows [Js Jh] (a full house, Tens full of Jacks)
courtiebee: mucks hand
chardrian collected 490 from pot
chardrian said, “wheeeeeeeeeee”

It won’t be the first time he wheee’s this tournament, trust me. Actually, just a couple hands after:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Shifubowa: folds
BeeJall: raises 40 to 60
LolTrappedU: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian said, “god I hope not”
chardrian said, “scary but I gots to protect me button”
chardrian: calls 60
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 3h 8h]
BeeJall: bets 100
chardrian: calls 100
*** TURN *** [5d 3h 8h] [8c]
BeeJall: checks
chardrian: checks
*** RIVER *** [5d 3h 8h 8c] [6s]
LolTrappedU said, “who here would you like to rail?”
BeeJall: checks
chardrian: bets 230
BeeJall: calls 230
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chardrian: shows [7s 7d] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
BeeJall: mucks hand
chardrian said, “ship it”
chardrian collected 810 from pot
chardrian said, “wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

Very nice value bet from chard there, that deserves some wheeeeee’s! It seemed as if all the action was on table 2, and this time biondino was seeking revenge against courtiebee:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
courtiebee said, “curtom is curtom”
Shifubowa: folds
BeeJall: folds
courtiebee said, “shif is shif”
LolTrappedU: folds
Curtom: folds
courtiebee said, “el is … biondino?”
chardrian said, “still just getting to know my way around”
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow said, “yup, i am biondino”
efil4elbmow: raises 60 to 90
chardrian said, “couldnt have last weekend”
courtiebee: raises 190 to 280
efil4elbmow: raises 925 to 1205 and is all-in
courtiebee: folds
efil4elbmow collected 560 from pot
efil4elbmow: doesn’t show hand
LolTrappedU said, “bwnt”

Bwnt indeed. Courtie later admits to folding JJ there, which was pretty close. I don’t think I could have found a fold in the Gauntlet, but she felt she was only ahead of TT and either way behind or flipping with everything else. Very patient fold. 30 minutes in, I Like Pie was holding the chip lead with 3150, with char in second with 2080 and spenda not far behind with 1980.

Speaking of patience, let’s go back to Spenda who loves playing pots:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
BeeJall: folds
chardrian said, “ohhhhhhhhhh canada”
LolTrappedU: calls 15
Curtom: checks
*** FLOP *** [6h 4h 3c]
LolTrappedU: bets 60
chardrian said, “la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Curtom: raises 1375 to 1435 and is all-in
LolTrappedU: calls 1375
LolTrappedU said, “omg”
*** TURN *** [6h 4h 3c] [Qs]
chardrian said, “true la la laaaaaaaaaaaa”
*** RIVER *** [6h 4h 3c Qs] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LolTrappedU: shows [Th 5h] (a pair of Tens)
Curtom: shows [6s 3h] (two pair, Sixes and Threes)
LolTrappedU said, “nh”
Curtom collected 2930 from pot

That was a “I am very scared of draws” push by Curtom, and Spenda made a “I really like to gamble and am most likely flipping a coin” call. As it turned out, it was almost an exact coinflip, but Curtom’s two pair held up and he won a 3000 chip pot while it left Spenda with just 500 chips. Speaking of overbets, table 1 had some people betting more than the pot was well:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: raises 36 to 66
dwarfman1990: folds
HalvSame: folds
fimanoid: raises 144 to 210
swiggidy: calls 210
ackthecat: folds
toddanderson: calls 180
C2Knuckles: calls 144
*** FLOP *** [Th Qd 9d]
toddanderson: checks
C2Knuckles: checks
fimanoid: bets 1595 and is all-in
swiggidy: folds
toddanderson: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
fimanoid collected 855 from pot

Meanwhile, the chip leader I Like Pie (C2Knuckles) was playing and raising a lot of pots, and ackthecat decided to make a stand:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
HalvSame: folds
fimanoid: folds
swiggidy: folds
ackthecat: calls 50
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 25
dwarfman1990: raises 150 to 200
ackthecat: calls 150
C2Knuckles: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [Qd Ad 5h]
C2Knuckles: bets 875
dwarfman1990: folds
HalvSame said, ” swig, make sure to save one chip so I can bust you for it!”
ackthecat: calls 875 and is all-in
dwarfman1990 said, “what an unhappy flop for JJ.”
HalvSame said, “I need that buck”
*** TURN *** [Qd Ad 5h] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [Qd Ad 5h Td] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [3d 6d] (a flush, Ace high)
ackthecat: shows [7s 7d] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
C2Knuckles collected 2350 from pot

What a sick soul reading call! She called off her stack with just a pair of 7s on an A Q flop. Either genius or just insane, but it was the right call. Unfortunately for her, the right call wasn’t enough and she finished in 16th place when I Like Pie hit his flush. Back to the now short stacked Spenda, Curtom suddenly became his biggest enemy:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
BeeJall: folds
LolTrappedU: raises 100 to 150
Curtom: raises 650 to 800
chardrian said, “did u know toady is world aids day?”
chardrian said, “I wonder what would happen if you told someone to get aids today?”
courtiebee said, “shhh spenda is thinking”
courtiebee said, “lol”
courtiebee said, “try it?”
chardrian said, “do u get a free pass?”
Curtom said, “Your B-E-A-T!”
LolTrappedU: folds
Curtom collected 300 from pot
Curtom: doesn’t show hand
chardrian said, “who r u?”

With so few chips, his spots were pretty slim to pick, so he found a pair and pushed:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom said, “Goo dlay down”
LolTrappedU said, “seriosuly”
chardrian: folds
LolTrappedU said, “who is curtom”
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee said, “he’s curtom”
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: folds
LolTrappedU said, “i noes”
BeeJall: raises 100 to 150
LolTrappedU said, “who is that”
chardrian said, “some ftr hanger onner”
LolTrappedU: raises 285 to 435 and is all-in
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
BeeJall: calls 285
*** FLOP *** [Ad 2c Tc]
LolTrappedU said, “oh hi”
courtiebee said, “he posts in bc i think”
*** TURN *** [Ad 2c Tc] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 2c Tc 5c] [Th]
LolTrappedU said, “club?”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BeeJall: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
LolTrappedU: shows [3s 3c] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
LolTrappedU said, “sigh”
LolTrappedU said, “gg”
LolTrappedU said, “life”
chardrian said, “4?”
BeeJall collected 945 from pot

He turned maximum outs, but couldn’t hit. Great news for swiggidy, because Spenda was out in 15th place. If he were just to hang on for a while he could get himself a nice lead. However………

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles: folds
dwarfman1990 said, “you funny scandinavian you.”
dwarfman1990: folds
HalvSame: folds
fimanoid: folds
swiggidy: raises 100 to 150
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7h 4c Ah]
Bender50: bets 200
swiggidy said, “? me and you?”
swiggidy: raises 487 to 687 and is all-in
Bender50: calls 487
*** TURN *** [7h 4c Ah] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [7h 4c Ah Js] [Ac]
swiggidy said, “oh, I thought you ment season”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bender50: shows [As Qc] (three of a kind, Aces)
swiggidy: shows [Kh Th] (a pair of Aces)
Bender50 collected 1699 from pot
HalvSame said, “lol 13 and 14 out of…. 14”
swiggidy said, “sigh”
Bender50 said, “gg”

Way to capitalize swigg, he finished just a couple hands after spenda, in 14th. Back to table 2, we haven’t heard a whee in a while, I think one is needed:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee: folds
Shifubowa: raises 153 to 203
BeeJall: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
courtiebee said, “i need to win 2nd so that i can pay swig”
chardrian: calls 153
*** FLOP *** [3s 6c As]
chardrian: bets 177
Shifubowa: raises 710 to 887 and is all-in
chardrian: calls 710
*** TURN *** [3s 6c As] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6c As 9d] [3d]
chardrian said, “wheeeeeeeeeee”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chardrian: shows [6d 6h] (a full house, Sixes full of Threes)
Shifubowa: shows [Jc Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
chardrian collected 2205 from pot

Shifubowa finished in 13th after running into chard’s set.

Fimanoid has been known to be play pretty nitty, but this is a little too far:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50 said, “thanks”
HalvSame: folds
fimanoid: calls 50
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 25
dwarfman1990: checks
*** FLOP *** [Tc Kc Qs]
Bender50 said, “i almost zero here , i need it”
C2Knuckles: bets 75
dwarfman1990: folds
fimanoid: calls 75
*** TURN *** [Tc Kc Qs] [2s]
C2Knuckles: bets 150
fimanoid: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [Tc Kc Qs 2s] [Jh]
toddanderson said, “i need it more, i’m almost busto”
C2Knuckles: bets 300
fimanoid: raises 900 to 1200
C2Knuckles: raises 2050 to 3250 and is all-in
fimanoid: calls 900 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [Ac Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
fimanoid: shows [Ad As] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
C2Knuckles collected 2400 from pot
fimanoid collected 2400 from pot

He slowplayed AA until infinity! However, unluckily for him, AA = AQ this hand. What a sick flop for Pie, he flopped a pair and a Royal Flush draw. I guarantee the money could have went in on the flop had fim raised.

Once the blinds reach 50/100, that is usually when push/fold mode starts. At this level, I Like Pie was still the chip leader with 3500, chardrian in second with 3470, and Bender50 was sitting nice with 3225. The shorties that needed some work were courtibee with 860 and little dwarfman with 958.

Moving along from a slow playing fim to an ultra fast playing Bender:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: raises 100 to 200
C2Knuckles: raises 450 to 650
dwarfman1990: folds
HalvSame: folds
Bender50: raises 2431 to 3081 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50 collected 1450 from pot
Bender50: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)

Bender was just hoping Pie had a hand to go with, but alas he did not. Since they were so deep I would have just called his raise myself hoping to get more money postflop, but he just wanted to shove it in there. Changing gears to the short stacks, the shorty dwarfy couldn’t wait forever, and finally got it in against none other than Halv Fish:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles said, “obv”
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
HalvSame said, “phew, glad”
dwarfman1990: raises 200 to 300
HalvSame said, “humm”
Bender50 said, “i know”
HalvSame: raises 1000 to 1300
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson said, “lolz play the gauntlet”
dwarfman1990 said, “i can’t deal with having 700 chips”
dwarfman1990 said, “so i have to call”
dwarfman1990 said, “=)”
Bender50 said, “bad play”
dwarfman1990: calls 658 and is all-in
C2Knuckles said, “i had the opposite hand there”
*** FLOP *** [7c 9d As]
dwarfman1990 said, “nh”
*** TURN *** [7c 9d As] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 9d As 9h] [Kc]
toddanderson said, “gg”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [Ah 4d] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
dwarfman1990: shows [Qd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
HalvSame said, “shippppppppppppppppppppppppppp”
HalvSame collected 2016 from pot
HalvSame said, “gg”

Dwarfman became the 12th place finisher and the dangerous, yet insane, HalvSame had a stack. Now what would he do with his stack? Here is out of chapter 2 in Halv’s book, re-raising preflop and checking down:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles: raises 200 to 300
toddanderson said, “bully”
HalvSame: raises 400 to 700
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson: folds
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [4c 5c 7c]
C2Knuckles: checks
HalvSame: checks
*** TURN *** [4c 5c 7c] [4h]
C2Knuckles: checks
HalvSame: checks
*** RIVER *** [4c 5c 7c 4h] [9s]
C2Knuckles: checks
HalvSame said, “lol I lose”
HalvSame: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [5d Ad] (two pair, Fives and Fours)
HalvSame: mucks hand
C2Knuckles collected 1550 from pot
HalvSame said, “rigged”

However in just a couple hands he would make most of it back, against Mr Kmind (toddanderson):

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson: raises 144 to 244
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles said, “i would have folded flop bet, but not turn or river”
C2Knuckles: folds
HalvSame: calls 144
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3c As]
HalvSame: checks
toddanderson: bets 344
HalvSame: calls 344
*** TURN *** [Tc 3c As] [Ah]
HalvSame: checks
toddanderson: checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3c As Ah] [Ks]
HalvSame: checks
toddanderson: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HalvSame: shows [7h Th] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
toddanderson: mucks hand
HalvSame collected 1226 from pot
toddanderson said, “nh”
HalvSame said, “phew”

Back to the boring table 2, the action finally started picking up with the biondino and courtie battle writing its final chapter:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom: folds
Isopbc said, “I cheer for you shemale”
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: raises 1060 to 1160 and is all-in
courtiebee: raises 50 to 1210 and is all-in
BeeJall: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 3c 6d]
*** TURN *** [Kd 3c 6d] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 3c 6d 5s] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
courtiebee: shows [As Ts] (high card Ace)
efil4elbmow: shows [5c 6c] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
efil4elbmow collected 2420 from pot
efil4elbmow said, “ul court”

Unlucky indeed, this left her with just 50 chips and eventually here is the hand that sent her home in 11th place:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
courtiebee said, “lol”
Isopbc said, “Was that interesting leg?”
courtiebee: calls 50 and is all-in
BeeJall: calls 50
Curtom: checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 4s 8c]
BeeJall: checks
Curtom: bets 200
BeeJall: folds
*** TURN *** [9s 4s 8c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [9s 4s 8c Jh] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Curtom: shows [7d 9c] (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Curtom collected 100 from side pot
courtiebee: shows [6h 4h] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
Curtom collected 150 from main pot

We were now on the final table bubble, but that didn’t stop the action. With a raise and a call, Halv saw the perfect opportunity to squeeze, however I don’t think he had this in (k)mind:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson: raises 144 to 244
Bender50: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 194
HalvSame: raises 476 to 720
toddanderson: raises 1336 to 2056 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: folds
HalvSame: folds
HalvSame said, “oh snap”
toddanderson collected 1684 from pot
toddanderson said, “weeee”

Kmind seemed to go on a little heater, and he never thought he would like K2 so much:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: calls 100
C2Knuckles: folds
HalvSame: calls 100
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson said, “yayyyy”
toddanderson: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2s 5d]
toddanderson: checks
Bender50: checks
HalvSame said, “first limped pot?”
HalvSame: bets 220
toddanderson said, “i tank”
HalvSame said, “fake tank”
toddanderson: raises 391 to 611
Bender50: folds
HalvSame: calls 391
*** TURN *** [Kd 2s 5d] [8s]
toddanderson: bets 1300
HalvSame said, “lol so horrible”
HalvSame: calls 1282 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2s 5d 8s] [Ts]
HalvSame said, “hahah”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
toddanderson: shows [Kc 2h] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
HalvSame: shows [3c 3d] (a pair of Threes)
toddanderson said, “gg”
toddanderson collected 4136 from pot

That insane call by Halv caused him to finish in 10th place, being the bubble boy. We were now at the final table and the first break happened shortly thereafter. Here were the chip stacks at the start:

Seat 1: Curtom (2450 in chips)
Seat 2: Isopbc (1725 in chips)
Seat 3: chardrian (3270 in chips)
Seat 4: efil4elbmow (2420 in chips)
Seat 5: C2Knuckles (3300 in chips)
Seat 6: Bender50 (3481 in chips)
Seat 7: BeeJall (2135 in chips)
Seat 8: toddanderson (5013 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (1706 in chips)

Kmind had a nice lead with over 5k, but everyone else was in decent shape. No one was super short and it was still anyone’s game. With chardrian’s crazy image, it’s always disappointing for him when he raises in position which looks like an obvious steal, when this happens:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
toddanderson: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: raises 320 to 470
efil4elbmow: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
chardrian collected 375 from pot
chardrian: shows [Qc Qd] (a pair of Queens)
chardrian said, “doh”

Now a trend started happening. Someone would raise, and everyone else would fold. There was no postflop action, no re-shoves (where’s spenda when you need him?), it was just boring fold poker. No one must have had any hands, either that or suddenly everyone became a nit. I then begged the table for someone to do something, and kmind said “okay”

*** HOLE CARDS ***
efil4elbmow: folds
C2Knuckles: raises 250 to 400
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
toddanderson: raises 711 to 1111
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
toddanderson said, “np”
toddanderson collected 1025 from pot
toddanderson: doesn’t show hand

As boring as it looks that was the most interesting hand so far at the final table! Suddenly, the table started to come to life, with more re-raises and even an allin:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
BeeJall: folds
chardrian said, “I only read mtt and community”
toddanderson: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian said, “and if ur playing a mtt u should be posting in my forum durn it”
chardrian: raises 320 to 470
efil4elbmow: folds
C2Knuckles: raises 930 to 1400
Bender50: folds
chardrian: folds
C2Knuckles collected 1090 from pot
C2Knuckles: doesn’t show hand
toddanderson said, “ruh roh”

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
toddanderson: raises 450 to 600
fimanoid: raises 1331 to 1931 and is all-in
toddanderson: calls 1331
*** FLOP *** [4s 5c 6s]
*** TURN *** [4s 5c 6s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5c 6s Ac] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
toddanderson: shows [Ks Qh] (a pair of Sixes)
fimanoid: shows [7c 7h] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
fimanoid collected 3862 from pot
toddanderson said, “boooo”

Fim won a much needed coin flip and was still alive. Kmind was still in decent chip position after that set back, but eventually he thought it was time to ship it all-in after some crazy action:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: raises 300 to 450
efil4elbmow: calls 450
C2Knuckles: raises 995 to 1445
toddanderson said, “learn to play”
toddanderson said, “watch this”
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
toddanderson: raises 2112 to 3557 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
chardrian: folds
efil4elbmow: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 2112
*** FLOP *** [Kc Ks Ah]
*** TURN *** [Kc Ks Ah] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Ks Ah 9h] [Js]
toddanderson said, “ummm”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [Kd Ac] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
toddanderson: shows [Qs Qc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
toddanderson said, “that sucked”
C2Knuckles collected 8239 from pot

Now that isn’t an easy call to make with AK there. After kmind pushes he has to know he is against QQ+ or another AK, but he was getting a good price and is only a slight underdog against that range. The flop wasn’t even interesting, leaving kmind drawing nearly dead and he went from chip leader to first out, in 9th place. Thankfully, we didn’t have to wait long before we saw another big pot, just the next hand:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles said, “lotta action, i was scurred”
efil4elbmow: raises 300 to 450
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: calls 450
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d Jh]
efil4elbmow: bets 750
Bender50: raises 1831 to 2581 and is all-in
efil4elbmow: calls 1245 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8h 2d Jh] [3h]
efil4elbmow said, “oh man”
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d Jh 3h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
efil4elbmow: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
Bender50: shows [Jd Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Bender50 collected 5115 from pot

Pretty big cooler there for biondino, TPTK versus top set. This sent him home in 8th place and we were now down to 7. However, in just two more hands, there was a chance we could be down to 6:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
chardrian: raises 350 to 500
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: raises 1225 to 1725 and is all-in
chardrian: calls 1225
*** FLOP *** [6s Js 4c]
*** TURN *** [6s Js 4c] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [6s Js 4c 4s] [Kh]
Isopbc said, “nh chard”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Isopbc: shows [Ad Qh] (a pair of Fours)
chardrian: shows [Tc Ts] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
chardrian said, “ty”
chardrian collected 3525 from pot

And we were, Isop needs to learn to flip coins, finishing in 7th. The first 10 minutes of the final table was nothing but folding, then in just 3 short minutes we had three people eliminated; crazy stuff. Down to shorthanded here is how the chips were distributed:

Seat 1: Curtom (2000 in chips)
Seat 3: chardrian (4300 in chips)
Seat 5: C2Knuckles (8502 in chips)
Seat 6: Bender50 (5476 in chips)
Seat 7: BeeJall (1660 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (3562 in chips)

I Like Pie once again started to separate himself from everyone else , with Bender in second and chard sitting in the middle. Just a couple hands later, there would be a monster pot in a blind vs blind hand:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
chardrian said, “shemale warrior woot”
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
chardrian: raises 325 to 475
C2Knuckles: calls 325
*** FLOP *** [4h Tc 6s]
chardrian: checks
C2Knuckles: checks
*** TURN *** [4h Tc 6s] [8s]
chardrian: checks
C2Knuckles: bets 550
chardrian: raises 1075 to 1625
C2Knuckles: calls 1075
*** RIVER *** [4h Tc 6s 8s] [Js]
chardrian: bets 2200 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 2200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chardrian: shows [Ac 9c] (high card Ace)
C2Knuckles: shows [As 3s] (a flush, Ace high)
C2Knuckles collected 8600 from pot

Pretty interesting play, however it usually doesn’t feel good pushing into the nuts! Chardrian was done, in 6th place. I Like Pie now had over half the chips in play and was now the clear favorite.

BeeJall hadn’t done much this game, pretty much just waiting patiently for cards that wouldn’t come. Once he found an ace, he pushed:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: raises 1160 to 1360 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 1160
*** FLOP *** [5c 5d 4h]
*** TURN *** [5c 5d 4h] [As]
*** RIVER *** [5c 5d 4h As] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [Ac 7s] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
BeeJall: shows [8h Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
C2Knuckles collected 1410 from pot
BeeJall collected 1410 from pot

However Pie knows how to chop well. BJ then started upping the aggression and pushing a few more times without getting called, that is until this hand:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: raises 1810 to 2010 and is all-in
fimanoid: raises 1152 to 3162 and is all-in
Curtom: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h Ks Tc]
*** TURN *** [8h Ks Tc] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [8h Ks Tc 4h] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BeeJall: shows [4c Ah] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
fimanoid: shows [Ad Qh] (a pair of Eights)
BeeJall collected 4320 from pot

It looked as if he was going to be done in 5th place, but a miracle 4 on the turn kept him around for now. After that beat, fim had just 1500 chips which made him the short stack. But it didn’t take long for him to get his chips again, this time seeking revenge against BJ:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
fimanoid: raises 1252 to 1452 and is all-in
Curtom: folds
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: calls 1252
*** FLOP *** [6s 2h 3c]
*** TURN *** [6s 2h 3c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [6s 2h 3c 8d] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BeeJall: shows [5h Ah] (high card Ace)
fimanoid: shows [Jc Ac] (high card Ace – Jack kicker)
fimanoid collected 3004 from pot

And revenge was sweet for fimanoid. Now up to this point I Like Pie really started upping the aggression, which is what all good players should do in his position. So it wasn’t a very tough decision for fim to reship a raise with TT. However…

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom: folds
C2Knuckles: raises 300 to 500
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: raises 2104 to 2604 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 2104
*** FLOP *** [9h 2d 6h]
*** TURN *** [9h 2d 6h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [9h 2d 6h 5h] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fimanoid: shows [Th Tc] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
C2Knuckles: shows [Ts Td] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
C2Knuckles said, “nh”
fimanoid collected 2654 from pot
C2Knuckles collected 2654 from pot

… Pie had the other two tens! It isn’t everyday you seem the same pocket pairs going in against each other. Fim was on a freeroll to the river, but couldn’t hit. Now for what seemed like forever, there were a lot of all-ins. However, the shorties just could not lose! Just look at these hands for an example:

fimanoid: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom: folds
C2Knuckles: raises 398 to 598
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: raises 1831 to 2429 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 1831
*** FLOP *** [Js Jd 7d]
*** TURN *** [Js Jd 7d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Js Jd 7d 3h] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fimanoid: shows [Ac Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
C2Knuckles: shows [8d As] (a pair of Jacks)
fimanoid collected 5083 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: raises 629 to 829 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 629
*** FLOP *** [3c Qh Tc]
*** TURN *** [3c Qh Tc] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [3c Qh Tc Kd] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Curtom: shows [9c Kc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
C2Knuckles: shows [9s Ah] (a pair of Queens)
Curtom collected 1783 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Curtom: folds
C2Knuckles: raises 390 to 590
Bender50: folds
BeeJall: raises 703 to 1293 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
C2Knuckles: calls 703
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6s 7d]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6s 7d] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6s 7d Ah] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BeeJall: shows [Tc Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
C2Knuckles: shows [2h 2c] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
BeeJall collected 2911 from pot

*** HOLE CARDS ***
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: raises 1033 to 1233 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 1133
Bender50: folds
*** FLOP *** [Td Tc 4s]
*** TURN *** [Td Tc 4s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Td Tc 4s 8h] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [2c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Curtom: shows [Th Kh] (three of a kind, Tens)
Curtom collected 2791 from pot

It seemed as if it would last forever! Now with the players semi-deep, there was actually room for some postflop and not just shoving preflop:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles: raises 369 to 569
Bender50: calls 569
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c 5s 2s]
C2Knuckles: bets 1200
Bender50: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [7c 5s 2s] [Ah]
C2Knuckles: checks
Bender50: checks
*** RIVER *** [7c 5s 2s Ah] [Ts]
C2Knuckles: checks
Bender50: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [8c 8s] (a pair of Eights)
Bender50: mucks hand
C2Knuckles collected 3963 from pot

Pie kept getting the better of most people. A few hands later, BJ found an ace and shoved again. Judging by how well the short stacks were running I thought he may be a favorite, but he was actually a 15:1 dog:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
BeeJall: raises 1586 to 1986 and is all-in
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: raises 1130 to 3116 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh Th 3c]
*** TURN *** [Jh Th 3c] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Th 3c Jd] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BeeJall: shows [2c Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
Curtom: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
C2Knuckles said, “gg”
Curtom collected 4697 from pot

Finally a short stack is gone, BJ in 5th place. And just like that we were down to 4, but wait, another allin:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: folds
fimanoid: raises 6888 to 7288 and is all-in
Curtom: calls 2377 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7d Jh 3c]
*** TURN *** [7d Jh 3c] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [7d Jh 3c 3h] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fimanoid: shows [Ac Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)
Curtom: shows [Kd Qh] (a pair of Threes)
fimanoid collected 5654 from pot
C2Knuckles said, “gg”
Bender50 said, “gg”

And just like that, we were down to three! Down to 3 way play, fim had really closed the gap in the chip counts:

Seat 5: C2Knuckles (10775 in chips)
Seat 6: Bender50 (4560 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (10165 in chips)

With both chip leaders so close, no one decided to become more aggressive. Pots kept going back and forth and no one was the clear aggressor. Also, misclicks happen to the best of us:

Seat 5: C2Knuckles (10850 in chips)
Seat 6: Bender50 (5860 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (8790 in chips)
C2Knuckles: posts the ante 25
Bender50: posts the ante 25
fimanoid: posts the ante 25
Bender50: posts small blind 200
fimanoid: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles: raises 10425 to 10825 and is all-in
Bender50: folds
fimanoid has timed out
fimanoid: folds
fimanoid is sitting out
C2Knuckles said, “misclick, didn’t want that zero in there”
C2Knuckles collected 1075 from pot

For the most part, Pie was playing and running well, which is what it takes to win a tournament.  However, this hand is a little silly:

Seat 5: C2Knuckles (13450 in chips)
Seat 6: Bender50 (3685 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (8365 in chips)
C2Knuckles: posts the ante 50
Bender50: posts the ante 50
fimanoid: posts the ante 50
fimanoid: posts small blind 300
C2Knuckles: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: calls 600
fimanoid: calls 300
C2Knuckles: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 9s 3c]
fimanoid: checks
C2Knuckles: checks
Bender50: checks
*** TURN *** [9d 9s 3c] [7h]
fimanoid: checks
C2Knuckles: bets 800
Bender50: calls 800
fimanoid: folds
*** RIVER *** [9d 9s 3c 7h] [6h]
C2Knuckles: bets 9999
Bender50: calls 2235 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [8h 5d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Bender50: shows [Jh 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
C2Knuckles collected 8020 from pot

What a sick river card!  That 6 eliminated Bender in third place and we were now heads up for game 19.  Pie had about a 2.5:1 lead when starting:

Seat 5: C2Knuckles (17785 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (7715 in chips)

Judging by last week’s epic heads up comeback, you can not count anyone out! I was expecting a long heads up battle, but just a couple hands in the chips went in the middle:

Seat 5: C2Knuckles (18135 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (7365 in chips)
C2Knuckles: posts the ante 50
fimanoid: posts the ante 50
C2Knuckles: posts small blind 300
fimanoid: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles: calls 300
fimanoid: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Ad 9d]
fimanoid: checks
C2Knuckles: bets 985
fimanoid: raises 5730 to 6715 and is all-in
C2Knuckles: calls 5730
fimanoid said, “gg”
*** TURN *** [Qc Ad 9d] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Ad 9d 2c] [5d]
C2Knuckles said, “gg”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fimanoid: shows [Td Ac] (a pair of Aces)
C2Knuckles: shows [Qs Qh] (three of a kind, Queens)
C2Knuckles collected 14730 from pot

And I Like Pie was your game 19 winner!  Pretty interesting that fimanoid checked that hand in the bb, but when the flop came out there was no getting away.  Now for the hands of the night:

lol cooleraments

*** HOLE CARDS ***
C2Knuckles said, “lotta action, i was scurred”
efil4elbmow: raises 300 to 450
C2Knuckles: folds
Bender50: calls 450
BeeJall: folds
fimanoid: folds
Curtom: folds
Isopbc: folds
chardrian: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d Jh]
efil4elbmow: bets 750
Bender50: raises 1831 to 2581 and is all-in
efil4elbmow: calls 1245 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8h 2d Jh] [3h]
efil4elbmow said, “oh man”
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d Jh 3h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
efil4elbmow: shows [Jc Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
Bender50: shows [Jd Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Bender50 collected 5115 from pot

TPTK vs a set at a final table with shallow stacks, pretty big cooler.

WTF was he Thinking?

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: calls 100
C2Knuckles: folds
HalvSame: calls 100
fimanoid: folds
toddanderson said, “yayyyy”
toddanderson: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kd 2s 5d]
toddanderson: checks
Bender50: checks
HalvSame said, “first limped pot?”
HalvSame: bets 220
toddanderson said, “i tank”
HalvSame said, “fake tank”
toddanderson: raises 391 to 611
Bender50: folds
HalvSame: calls 391
*** TURN *** [Kd 2s 5d] [8s]
toddanderson: bets 1300
HalvSame said, “lol so horrible”
HalvSame: calls 1282 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kd 2s 5d 8s] [Ts]
HalvSame said, “hahah”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
toddanderson: shows [Kc 2h] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
HalvSame: shows [3c 3d] (a pair of Threes)
toddanderson said, “gg”
toddanderson collected 4136 from pot

I have no comment on this hand, so I’ll just quote Halv; “lol so horrible”

Beat of the Night

Seat 5: C2Knuckles (13450 in chips)
Seat 6: Bender50 (3685 in chips)
Seat 9: fimanoid (8365 in chips)
C2Knuckles: posts the ante 50
Bender50: posts the ante 50
fimanoid: posts the ante 50
fimanoid: posts small blind 300
C2Knuckles: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Bender50: calls 600
fimanoid: calls 300
C2Knuckles: checks
*** FLOP *** [9d 9s 3c]
fimanoid: checks
C2Knuckles: checks
Bender50: checks
*** TURN *** [9d 9s 3c] [7h]
fimanoid: checks
C2Knuckles: bets 800
Bender50: calls 800
fimanoid: folds
*** RIVER *** [9d 9s 3c 7h] [6h]
C2Knuckles: bets 9999
Bender50: calls 2235 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
C2Knuckles: shows [8h 5d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
Bender50: shows [Jh 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
C2Knuckles collected 8020 from pot

Sick river!

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