You're a shark; I'm a fish. You're awesome; I suck. You're smart; I'm dumb. You're cool; I'm a nerd. You're a sexxy bitch; I'm... slightly less attractive.

Sorry if I'm off my game today. I am entertaining a friend from Saudi Arabia, so I'm really distracted and what-not.

Feel free to hate, but I can only forgive you, given how much I forgive in myself.

Maybe my analysis in this hand is based on suffering from a string of coolers yesterday, too. Unless it was you who I was playing against, in which case, I was just out-played.