Which of these would you chose if you had to pick one.

1. Everytime you slept a bear came into your room once and hour and masturbated loudly over your face before leaving. You could not disturb the bear or it would kill you.

2. Everytime you slept you had to sleep on a bed of bent smashed up beer cans and bear semen with no pillows or blankets or duvets.

3. You didn't have to sleep EVER, but you were a bear with cronic masturbation addiction and lived in a cage where iopq told you how bad a player you were 24 hours a day and boasted about SPR ratios from time to time. (since he evidently doesn't sleep in real life anyways.)

4. You were iopq.

DECIDE.