Whenever I start to feel like I'm not getting enough hands and need to play more, I remember a few numbers that ilikeaces posted:

Profit: $16,000
VP$IP: 16%

So he's made $16k playing 1.5 hands per orbit. During streaks of bad cards, I could easily see that meaning that he's not playing anything but the blinds for a couple of orbits (haven't seen him play, just speculation). It's rare that I go more than a couple of orbits without a single limp-worthy (or better) hand, so I just remember that's all I really necessarily should get from these numbers.

- Jeffrey