I'm still a complete beginner - I've thrown away about £200 now over the last two weeks and although I've had the odd win, I know I'm rubbish. I've finished site/bonus hopping and have settled on littlewoodspoker.com.

Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that I really suck, so if you see Satan1974 playing online, come and take all my money! I've read pages and pages of posts on here so hopefully I might get a positive swing in the near future...