FTR HU Tourney for Da BC

Me and penisguys are playing thursday night, so place your bets now. FWIW, I am def willing to sellout for the right price (about $19.50)

I'll take penney at 2:1 if anyone's willing?

^^ Def a good bet I'm almost certain to lose focus and spew about 60 hands in.

Originally Posted by Carroters

I'll take penney at 2:1 if anyone's willing?

so my $10 on ill vs ur $20 on penney?

illfav i dont understand how ur saying thats a good bet when ur also saying ur gonna lose? does not compute. Im prob missing something here..

Originally Posted by kfaess

so my $10 on ill vs ur $20 on penney?

illfav i dont understand how ur saying thats a good bet when ur also saying ur gonna lose? does not compute. Im prob missing something here..

lol i misread

No you'll back Illfavor and place 20 to my 10. I'm the one recieivng the 2:1 odds for penney.

HU match between myself and Sasquach is about to start

ok just to get some action going here are the bets carrotz and I have going right now:

My $15 on Illfav vs his $10 on penney
My $5 on sasquach vs his $5 on josh

Sasquach gets ass handed to him 2-0

GG

Can I win my own prize?

I win the match and prove daven wrong. Next match is yaawn though, I'm scared...

Originally Posted by JR9477

I win the match and prove daven wrong. Next match is yaawn though, I'm scared...

this post in combination with your avatar is awesome.

I'm scared...or am i? mwuahahahahahaha.

srzly, though, plz to be knocking out yaawn

weaktight | Hand



GG - dranger advances 2-1

such aggroness in the BC

lol so high right now.

gg Carroters you should have won ldo

Originally Posted by Illfavor

Me and penisguys are playing thursday night

way to wait till the last minute. its my 2nd round, and i want to play it now!

Dranger wins the tournament imo and finally sees a return on his coaching!

^ My prediction

DuckHunter owns, 2-0

GL, sir

round 2 peeps should start setting up their matches, btw.

Originally Posted by surviva316

DuckHunter owns, 2-0

GL, sir

By owns he means his TPTK ran into a str8 in the first match and I sucked out bigstyle in the second match lol.

Originally Posted by surviva316

round 2 peeps should start setting up their matches, btw.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

brackets update??

Originally Posted by Icanhastreebet

brackets update??

i've been updating the bracket in the OP, you nub!

bumped for lol

Who the fack am i playing???

First five losers (not in order and not including me):

Donachello 12/09
HoopyDude 1/09
Carroters 3/08
Supahole 2/10
JoeHaw 3/09

Supahole wins a free month at Grinderschool.com. If you don't have a forum account on GS then get one and let me know your forum name and then I can get in touch with Jeff and set it up. PM me your GS forum name.

Lol, Ill prolly coulda just bought me a subscription and saved 5 bucks. Thanks sasquach, pm coming shortly.

Myself vs icanhastreebet after he makes a sandwich

Originally Posted by JKDS

Who the fack am i playing???

Guess who

icanhastreebet wins 2-1. gl to everyone else in round 2.

If that's unclear, I won 2-0 on flopped flushaments. Penisguyz played well though.

THE FIRST ROUND IS COMPLETE! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Congrats to all who've made it this far (except for Josh, lolsuckit).

The deadline for the second round matches is THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 9TH, 11:59PM EST!

As I did last time, I'll prolly request some updates if I come back Philly on Tuesday to find that there are still a bunch of matches to be played. Don't be shy to keep me updated on scheduling, especially any issues you might run into, so that I can be more sympathetic about giving that almighty 3-day extension, and less likely to disqualify BOTH players if the deadline passes. Etc.

GL to all, especially the people on whom I have meeeeellions of dollars in props.

Originally Posted by Illfavor

If that's unclear, I won 2-0 on flopped flushaments. Penisguyz played well though.

FUCK YEA, just realized i won a side bet vs carrotzzzzz

good playing mr illfavor

Settecba hit me up any time in IRC to play our matches. I'm usually in there any time after 9am EST and any time before 11pm EST

Originally Posted by kfaess

FUCK YEA, just realized i won a side bet vs carrotzzzzz

good playing mr illfavor

hsduhiusdivgsdvidgvdiu

fuck. someone beat yaawn so I don't have to pay him please

Don't worry DC, Top Men are working on the situation.

Originally Posted by Illfavor

Don't worry DC, Top Men are working on the situation.

I lol'd

bumped because i haven't received any PM's yet

Settecba, I'm banned from #rh and #ftr cuz spoon and bbickes are having their 'lets fuck with dranger' time of the month apparently. Hit me up via PM on here or join #pot on IRC (I'm in there like 90% of the day lol). I'd like to play tomorrow or wednesday. Any time is good for me.

JKDS and I are playing at 9pm CST today.

I run like god and hit a billion two pairs and top 4% of hands.

JKDS 2-0

Originally Posted by dranger7070

Settecba, I'm banned from #rh and #ftr cuz spoon and bbickes are having their 'lets fuck with dranger' time of the month apparently. Hit me up via PM on here or join #pot on IRC (I'm in there like 90% of the day lol). I'd like to play tomorrow or wednesday. Any time is good for me.

I lol´ed.

Yeah, I´ve been preety busy irl these days but we can play tomorrow(wednesday). I´ll join #pot.

Originally Posted by JKDS

I run like god and hit a billion two pairs and top 4% of hands.

JKDS 2-0

Yup, me too, Duck Hunter 2-0

lol I got steamrolled by duck hunter. I think the fact that I got some good hands in the beginning that didn't get to showdown gave me a bluffy image and pretty much from then on all my bluffs got called down

That and I'm just generally bad at poker.

dranger Vs settecba is the only match left in this round.

JKDS and icanhastreebet may get their match underway whenever they'd like

Originally Posted by surviva316

dranger Vs settecba is the only match left in this round.

JKDS and icanhastreebet may get their match underway whenever they'd like

scheduled for tonight 9pm ET

Reminder to kfaess that he owes me $15, that is all.

fuckkkkkk

Lol I got high at a buddy's and got caught up watching Book of Eli (was my first time watching, kind of meh). Completely forgot about the HU match, if we don't get it done by the deadline tomorrow, settecba advances for sure since it'd be my fault.

My bad dude, I can do pretty much any time tomorrow. I'll be on IRC.

Relax surviva jfc.

2-1, settecba wins.

Was 2 hours of eye gouging fun where I try flop bottom pair vs a station and settecba sits comfortably with 2 pair+ every god damn hand.

GG sir, gl

Originally Posted by dranger7070

Relax surviva jfc.

2-1, settecba wins.

Was 2 hours of eye gouging fun where I try flop bottom pair vs a station and settecba sits comfortably with 2 pair+ every god damn hand.

GG sir, gl

GG dranger...

DuckHunter: I will be away for the weekend. Expect a PM sunday night to arrange.

Originally Posted by dranger7070

Lol I got high at a buddy's and got caught up... Completely forgot about the HU match....

YouTube - Afroman - Because i got high (Lyrics)

Originally Posted by settecba

GG dranger...

DuckHunter: I will be away for the weekend. Expect a PM sunday night to arrange.

OK no probs

bump.

sunday night has come and gone--any updates on the settecba v duckhunter match?

any updates on the JKDS v yaawn matchup?

jfc is this shit over yet?

Hi surviva

settecba did PM me but we weren't able to get our match played as I had an accident and spent the day in hospital. He's at work when I'm free and vice-versa over the week, so we are going to get the match played sometime over the coming weekend.

/me shrugs

I'll give you the 3 day extension. Thanks for the update.

PS: Hope you're well. What happened?

@DC: the tourney's been goin for 2 1/2 weeks, which was like the avg length of a single round in the last one.

we're playing now. results soon

won 2-1, was down 1-0 to start and 660-140 etc.

yaawn owns me

Yaawn 2-1

Originally Posted by surviva316

/me shrugs

I'll give you the 3 day extension. Thanks for the update.

PS: Hope you're well. What happened?

Got my hand caught in a hedge trimmer lol
Couple of nasty cuts on my fingers, am just happy I didn't lose them entirely though

Couple of duck bites more like, well that's what you get for a huntin' em.

Nah, this is what happens if you hunt too many of them:

YouTube - Woodpecker old advert

hahaha, nice.

Originally Posted by Duck Hunter

Got my hand caught in a hedge trimmer lol
Couple of nasty cuts on my fingers, am just happy I didn't lose them entirely though

Pics please!

Originally Posted by BooG690

Pics please!

Well all you can see atm is two comedy sized bandages, ill be taking them off next week ill post pics then if you're that interested lol.

Originally Posted by Duck Hunter

Well all you can see atm is two comedy sized bandages, ill be taking them off next week ill post pics then if you're that interested lol.

Psht...I don't want to see pics of your hand healed up. Blood sir, blood!

Originally Posted by BooG690

Psht...I don't want to see pics of your hand healed up. Blood sir, blood!

Standard terrorist

DH hunts ducks w/ a hedgetrimmer?

Something doesnt add up here.


Both hands hedge trimmed ?

Are you some kinda circus performer ?

Originally Posted by BooG690

Psht...I don't want to see pics of your hand healed up. Blood sir, blood!

Sorry, but none of the thoughts going thru my head when the end of one of my fingers was hanging off was ohhhhhhhhhhhh look take a picture lol. Will do next time.

Originally Posted by supahaole

DH hunts ducks w/ a hedgetrimmer?

Yeah I find them quite effective, you can creep up behind them and take their legs out. Or, if they are flying low enough you can take them out of the air, that doesn't work too often though and is also a bit messy.

Originally Posted by celtic123

Something doesnt add up here.


Both hands hedge trimmed ?

Are you some kinda circus performer ?

Nah just a couple of fingers on one hand lol.

LAgggggggggggggamentssssssssssssssssssssss, any word on the other semis yet?