How to trap with 63

It's soooted!

I'm reviewing my last session in PT. This was the last hand of the evening. I already had "sit out" checked. I was going to raise it, but the software gave me trouble, but thankfully the BB played along.
I showed the hand. I wish I could have played a little longer, but I was already tired, which might be obvious.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.04 BB (4 handed) Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($9.64)
Hero ($22.51)
Button ($7.49)
SB ($5)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3, 6.
Hero calls $0.04, 2 folds, BB raises to $0.08, Hero raises to $0.28, BB raises to $0.4, Hero calls $0.20.

Flop: ($0.92) 5, 4, 3 (2 players)
BB bets $0.52, Hero calls $0.52.

Turn: ($1.96) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $0.84, Hero raises to $2.32, BB calls $1.48.

River: ($6.60) 6 (2 players)

BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB folds

Final Pot: $6.60

Shouldn't this thread be called "how to suck out with junk after overplaying it preflop?"

That preflop make my headasplode. limp/raise/call?

You have no sense of poker humor.

Raise for value pre-flop.

I play like this when I play live against drew. And he usually calls me & pwns me with his T7o

Originally Posted by d0zer

I play like this when I play live against drew. And he usually calls me & pwns me with his T7o

Can I get an invite? Is the buy-in uncapped? Xianti cut me off when I was on tilt and wanted to buy-in deep.

Originally Posted by Fnord

Originally Posted by d0zer

I play like this when I play live against drew. And he usually calls me & pwns me with his T7o

Can I get an invite? Is the buy-in uncapped? Xianti cut me off when I was on tilt and wanted to buy-in deep.

Sure you can come, but we have a 6 beer minimum. Our last game we all started with $20ish playing .25/.50 blinds, and within 4 hours 3 people had more than $120 stacks & there was over $500 on the table.

We never discussed things like "capped buy-in".

Live poker is awesome

Only a donkey would fold 63

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.00 BB (8 handed) - Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($5.00)
SB ($6.62)
BB ($5.00)
UTG ($2.61)
UTG+1 ($4.86)
MP1 ($1.77)
MP2 ($1.52)
CO ($3.57)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6 3
4 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, 1 fold, UTG checks

Flop: ($0.14) 6 3 9 (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $0.16, Hero raises to $1.00, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.84

Turn: ($2.14) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1.76, UTG+1 calls $1.76

River: ($5.66) 2 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.20, UTG+1 calls $2.06 and is all-in

Total pot: $9,30

Villain had J9

Originally Posted by oskar

Only a donkey would fold 63

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.00 BB (8 handed) - Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (Button) ($5.00)
SB ($6.62)
BB ($5.00)
UTG ($2.61)
UTG+1 ($4.86)
MP1 ($1.77)
MP2 ($1.52)
CO ($3.57)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6 3
4 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, 1 fold, UTG checks

Flop: ($0.14) 6 3 9 (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $0.16, Hero raises to $1.00, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.84

Turn: ($2.14) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1.76, UTG+1 calls $1.76

River: ($5.66) 2 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.20, UTG+1 calls $2.06 and is all-in

Total pot: $9,30

Villain had J9

I would have pwned you with my more synchronous 45

I bow to your junk playing prowess oskar, you're truly a revolutionary.

I don't really like how you play the suited ones though. When you play offsuit ones, you have the opportunity to make TWO flushes, instead of just the one.

funny or not this may be the most poorly plafyed hand i have ever seen

Originally Posted by littleogre

funny or not this may be the most poorly plafyed hand i have ever seen

Preflop is out of the question... that's kind of the joke, but I actually think I did fine post flop in both hands. What's the problem?

Originally Posted by oskar

Originally Posted by littleogre

funny or not this may be the most poorly plafyed hand i have ever seen

Preflop is out of the question... that's kind of the joke, but I actually think I did fine post flop in both hands. What's the problem?

actually i didn't notice the stack sizes when i made the first post. So you have huge implied odds

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($374.00)
MP ($432.05)
CO ($200.00)
Button ($199.00)
Fnord (SB) ($312.75)
BB ($120.00)

Preflop: Fnord is SB with 3 6
3 folds, Button raises to $6.00, Fnord raises to $20.00, BB calls $18.00, 1 fold

Flop: ($46.00) 9 8 4 (2 players)
Fnord bets $30.00, BB calls $30.00

Turn: ($106.00) 2 (2 players)
Fnord checks, BB checks

River: ($106.00) 5 (2 players)
Fnord bets $84.00, 1 fold

Total pot: $106.00 | Rake: $3.00

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($282.40)
Button ($228.75)
SB ($114.00)
Fnord (BB) ($207.00)
UTG ($225.30)
MP ($243.05)

Preflop: Fnord is BB with 6 3
2 folds, CO raises to $6.00, 1 fold, SB calls $5.00, Fnord calls $4.00

Flop: ($18.00) 7 9 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Fnord checks, CO bets $12.00, SB calls $12.00, Fnord raises to $50.00, 2 folds

Total pot: $54.00 | Rake: $2.65