How to use chat to your advantage...

Right after a hand where I raised K2s (two pair) and stacked opp off where I believe he had top pair KQ (i was playing lagg), this chat ensues. No HH.

»Juanda88: raising with K2
»Juanda88: lol so bad
»redgrape: K2 rules
»redgrape: my fav hand
»redgrape: newb
»Juanda88: had u smoked
»redgrape: no...
»redgrape: dude your just bad
»Juanda88: yea..but guppies like u
»Juanda88: k2
»Juanda88: lol
»redgrape: you have to learn how to "feel when hand will hit."
»redgrape: it's what pros do
»Juanda88: u raise with garbage...u are brutal
»redgrape: i knew i'd hit
»Juanda88: lol u are an idiot
»redgrape: whateva
»Juanda88: yea.."whateva"
»Juanda88: cool lingo
»redgrape: lol you just suck
»Juanda88: k2
»Juanda88: uuck off..moron
»redgrape: I knew K2 would hit
»Juanda88: wierd how u know that
»Juanda88: imbescile

He rebuys and a few hands later I get 22 and raise 5xBB on BU, and get heads up with Juanda.... Flop comes 862 rainbow, he checks, i bet hard, he calls. Turn T, He checks I bet hard and he calls. river is a 4 and he checks, I go all in, he calls. Shows 33.

Aggression and putting people on tilt rules!

Its good if you can keep from becoming emotionally involved, something that I cant do. I prefer to just turn my chat off.

If you are playing with a guy who will stack off with top pair queen kicker you probably dont need to chat with him. Looks like hes just sucking in general.

he calls. Shows 33.

Which should be quickly followed by a "Thank you, drive through" in the chat.

Nh

if I see AA in LP in a tourney, I'll start ranting about how everyone on the table are total morons before it comes round to me.

It seriously works.