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					  Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms 
	
		
			
			
				
					  Originally Posted by Rondavu There are 3 guys and 3 girls left on earth. All of the guys figure they're probably getting layed, until they find out 2 of the girls are lesbian lovers. The guys now desperately realize they only have one prospective mate for the 3 of them, and commence beating the living shit out of each other over use of the remote control for the television.  
While this is going on, the lesbians start making out, mesmerizing two of the males. The other guy (we'll call  him Bruce Nasty) secretly gay but wanting to procreate slips into the woods and reluctantly procrastinates the fornaliscious female, never revealing his sexual orientation, but continuously complimenting her on her hair and skirt as he does her. She thanks him for the compliments, and answers her cell phone in the middle of sex.
 
9 months later she gives birth to a boy who enjoys humping rabbits. Everyone dies, because even if he didn't hump rabbits, he wasn't gonna hump his mother, the only available female. That's because she's old and crusty. Besides, that would mean she's giving birth to her own  grandchild, which is kinda fucked up. Wait, Adam and Eve, how do we exist again? Oh Milf, gotcha. Shoulda folded pre |