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 Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
 Originally Posted by Rondavu
There are 3 guys and 3 girls left on earth. All of the guys figure they're probably getting layed, until they find out 2 of the girls are lesbian lovers. The guys now desperately realize they only have one prospective mate for the 3 of them, and commence beating the living shit out of each other over use of the remote control for the television.
While this is going on, the lesbians start making out, mesmerizing two of the males. The other guy (we'll call him Bruce Nasty) secretly gay but wanting to procreate slips into the woods and reluctantly procrastinates the fornaliscious female, never revealing his sexual orientation, but continuously complimenting her on her hair and skirt as he does her. She thanks him for the compliments, and answers her cell phone in the middle of sex.
9 months later she gives birth to a boy who enjoys humping rabbits. Everyone dies, because even if he didn't hump rabbits, he wasn't gonna hump his mother, the only available female. That's because she's old and crusty. Besides, that would mean she's giving birth to her own grandchild, which is kinda fucked up. Wait, Adam and Eve, how do we exist again? Oh Milf, gotcha.
Shoulda folded pre
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