Nose on a door knob... meh, but safe...

Head in a bucket... no goot, and maybe dead...

......

I'm too old for this sh!t


P.S. I get you vibe Spoon on the OP... that's some zen sh!t but in the general sense, I think you make sense (like usual...) I do think that most people benefit more from your sage (but more practical) sh!t about when to fold KK on the flop, but that may just be me being too results oriented...