So I'm reading the story,

La de da.

Thinking to myself. Oh, Shady liked it when his wife won. That's cool. I feel good when my wife wins also. Yes, that Shady, he's really good to his wife. She's a lucky... wait... he was serious when he said he was sexually aroused by that.

He's taking us into his bedroom with his story?

Please let us leave your bedroom. Please let us leave!

And he let us leave his bedroom, right after it was awkward, but before it was gross.