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				 Observed funny table chat at 10NL
				
					
						Observed this.  I don't quite understand why they're insulting the stakes that they're playing at.  One of the reasons I have chat turned off usually. 
 Edited for brevity.  Enjoy:
 
 $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:03:48 ET - 2007/04/06
 Seat 1: superalien ($9.90)
 Seat 2: ZZTop ($4.20)
 Seat 4: Ruskie ($11.40)
 Seat 5: Gilligan ($10.65)
 Seat 6: Takeitandrun ($4.75)
 Seat 7: GolferMike ($12)
 Seat 8: MiamiBeech ($5.90)
 Seat 9: BringItBeeyach ($8.45)
 Ruskie posts the small blind of $0.05
 Gilligan posts the big blind of $0.10
 The button is in seat #2
 *** HOLE CARDS ***
 Takeitandrun folds
 GolferMike folds
 MiamiBeech calls $0.10
 BringItBeeyach raises to $0.45
 superalien calls $0.45
 ZZTop folds
 Ruskie folds
 Gilligan folds
 MiamiBeech folds
 *** FLOP *** [Tc Jc Js]
 BringItBeeyach checks
 superalien checks
 *** TURN *** [Tc Jc Js] [Ac]
 BringItBeeyach checks
 superalien checks
 *** RIVER *** [Tc Jc Js Ac] [8d]
 BringItBeeyach bets $1.15
 superalien raises to $4.60
 BringItBeeyach raises to $8, and is all in
 superalien calls $3.40
 *** SHOW DOWN ***
 BringItBeeyach shows [Ah Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Aces)
 superalien mucks
 BringItBeeyach wins the pot ($15.45) with a full house, Jacks full of Aces
 superalien adds $8.55
 *** SUMMARY ***
 Total pot $17.15 | Rake $1.70
 Board: [Tc Jc Js Ac 8d]
 Seat 1: superalien mucked
 Seat 2: ZZTop (button) didn't bet (folded)
 Seat 4: Ruskie (small blind) folded before the Flop
 Seat 5: Gilligan (big blind) folded before the Flop
 Seat 6: Takeitandrun didn't bet (folded)
 Seat 7: GolferMike didn't bet (folded)
 Seat 8: MiamiBeech folded before the Flop
 Seat 9: BringItBeeyach collected ($15.45)
 
 
 $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em
 Seat 1: superalien ($10)
 Seat 2: ZZTop ($4.20), is sitting out
 Seat 3: geetar ($5)
 Seat 4: Ruskie ($11.35)
 Seat 5: Gilligan ($10.55)
 Seat 6: Takeitandrun ($4.75)
 Seat 7: GolferMike ($12)
 Seat 8: MiamiBeech ($5.80)
 Seat 9: BringItBeeyach ($15.45)
 Gilligan posts the small blind of $0.05
 superalien: wow cold deck
 Takeitandrun posts the big blind of $0.10
 BringItBeeyach: LMAOOOoo
 geetar posts $0.10
 The button is in seat #4
 *** HOLE CARDS ***
 BringItBeeyach: good read genius
 GolferMike calls $0.10
 BringItBeeyach: good read cent pro
 MiamiBeech folds
 BringItBeeyach calls $0.10
 superalien folds
 geetar checks
 Ruskie calls $0.10
 superalien: lol ur so stupid its so funny
 Gilligan calls $0.05
 Takeitandrun checks
 *** FLOP *** [3c 9d 8c]
 Gilligan checks
 Takeitandrun bets $0.30
 GolferMike folds
 superalien: better scamper off u have more than four bucks
 BringItBeeyach: Iam not the one who went in on a losing hand
 BringItBeeyach calls $0.30
 geetar folds
 Ruskie calls $0.30
 Gilligan folds
 *** TURN *** [3c 9d 8c] [6c]
 Takeitandrun bets $0.75
 ZZTop has returned
 BringItBeeyach raises to $3.75
 BringItBeeyach: yeah I am stupid for having the best hand
 BringItBeeyach: lol
 Ruskie raises to $7
 Takeitandrun folds
 BringItBeeyach raises to $10.25
 Ruskie calls $3.25
 *** RIVER *** [3c 9d 8c 6c] [8h]
 BringItBeeyach bets $1
 Ruskie calls $0.70, and is all in
 Uncalled bet of $0.30 returned to BringItBeeyach
 *** SHOW DOWN ***
 BringItBeeyach shows [5c Qc] (a flush, Queen high)
 Ruskie shows [Tc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
 Ruskie wins the pot ($22.15) with a flush, Ace high
 *** SUMMARY ***
 Total pot $24.15 | Rake $2
 Board: [3c 9d 8c 6c 8h]
 Seat 1: superalien didn't bet (folded)
 Seat 2: ZZTop is sitting out
 Seat 3: geetar folded on the Flop
 Seat 4: Ruskie (button) showed [Tc Ac] and won ($22.15) with a flush, Ace high
 Seat 5: Gilligan (small blind) folded on the Flop
 Seat 6: Takeitandrun (big blind) folded on the Turn
 Seat 7: GolferMike folded on the Flop
 Seat 8: MiamiBeech didn't bet (folded)
 Seat 9: BringItBeeyach showed [5c Qc] and lost with a flush, Queen high
 
 [poker edited out.  Let the comedy begin]
 
 superalien: heeeeehaaaaaaw
 superalien: fk u are so dumb
 BringItBeeyach: was ur money
 BringItBeeyach: LMAOOOo
 superalien: no it was your money
 superalien: see it doesnt matter if you get lucky sometime u always lose in the long run
 superalien: at the 10 cent game
 BringItBeeyach: was your cash
 BringItBeeyach: go run after it
 superalien: youll prob want to kill urself soon
 BringItBeeyach: HAAHAAA
 superalien: you cant beat the ten cent game
 superalien: how do you live w it?
 BringItBeeyach: yaaawn ok cent pro
 MiamiBeech: only winner in this game is the rake
 superalien: wrong
 MiamiBeech: wrong?
 BringItBeeyach: alien is a cent pro
 MiamiBeech: ftp rake wins every hand
 BringItBeeyach: dont question him
 BringItBeeyach: nothing funnier than cent pros giving advice
 superalien: im not giving u advice
 BringItBeeyach: have not laugherd this much in a looong time
 BringItBeeyach: HAAAHAAAAA
 BringItBeeyach: OK cent pro
 BringItBeeyach: whatever u say pro
 superalien: except you might want to kill urself cause u cant beat the ten cent game
 BringItBeeyach: when will u be playing Gus Hansen next cent pro?
 BringItBeeyach: is Gus on this tables waitin list to play u cent pro?
 BringItBeeyach raises to $0.45
 superalien folds
 BringItBeeyach: HAAHAAAA
 BringItBeeyach: wow cent pro, u better leave with ur 15 cent profit
 BringItBeeyach: ohh thats right u are down $20 here
 
 [Author's Note-- alien was down $50 at the 3 tables combined and BringIt was down $30 at the tables I was datamining]
 
 BringItBeeyach: LMAOOOooooooo
 superalien: u have never left w any profit have you? thats so sad
 BringItBeeyach: I can live with that
 BringItBeeyach: HAAAHAAA
 superalien: how?
 superalien: its a ten cent game and you cant beat it lol
 BringItBeeyach: not exactly high rolling it here r we
 BringItBeeyach: thats how
 BringItBeeyach: its not rocket science now is it
 BringItBeeyach: LMAOOoo
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