I've thought about this a little, but I want to be certain. How do you beat a table completely full of rocks (besides leaving it)? Last night I was at a table of rocks who:

-preflop, played nothing but ace high, double paint, or pocket pairs (also JT, QT, KT, AT)
-almost NEVER raised preflop (but would call raises with above hands); might raise with KQ+ , TT+ (people that night limped with JJ, AA)

Post flop- need top pair or better to minbet, or else check/fold away
Would chase high flush draws + oesd's

-trapping with / slowplaying top pair, two pair, etc.
-never, ever, EVER bluff nor even semi-bluff a draw.


Okay long story short, at this table raising was aids and bluffing was gonnorea. Every flop it would be checked across to the holder of top pair, who would soon reveal himself, causing the table to fold around. Headsup and three-handed hands would be checked all the way to the river, where queen-high would win (bluff please!). One hand a guy with quad kings had LIMPED KK preflop, checked his top set on the flop, and finally minbet his quads on the river, to which everyone folded (the rocks are aware of each other as rocks). Many times the big blind would win the small blind since the whole table folded preflop. etc. etc. etc.

*one more note: as the table became more + more shorthanded (eventually headsup) people did not adjust starting hand requirements much at all

I was not playing @ this table only watching (long story) but there's a high probability that I will in the future and so would like to know (specifically) how to beat a rock garden. Thanks.