September BC Volume Prop Results

Just thought it'd be easier to ONLY post results here since the other thread has so much bullshit in it.

I'll check people off as they post in so we can see who owes in what pools.
$10 pool:
- dranger
- CBAT *
- DC *
- JKDS
- kmind *
- Bbickes *
-speedcake
- pdk
- yAAwn
- daven *
- philly *
- Illfavor *
- m2m
- surviva *

Total: $120

$25 pool:
- CBAT *
- dranger
- DC *
- Bbickes *
- speedcake
- yAAwn
- JKDS
- philly *
- Illfavor *
- daven *
- m2m
- surviva *

Total: $300

$50 pool:
- CBAT *
- Bbickes *
- speedcake
- yAAwn
- Illfavor *
- daven *
- m2m
- surviva *

Total: $400

Also, just reiterating that I made a mistake and played 7.53 hours multitabling tournaments which stack time and since then have been only playing one at a time (most HU SnGs) except in the case of maybe 3-4 minutes where I was about to bust one and another had started.

So my total as of today comes out to 25.07 + 62.60 - 7.53 = 80.14

Davens

Originally Posted by daven

done, and then some

Yeah yeah only did the 40hr one but meh

Look at all of kmind's greenery!

I assure you it took everything to finally get positive for the month. Those are also short ass sessions that I'm embarrassed of, hence the blur.

Obviously I'm shipping luhlz. JKDS needs to send me the other half of the $35 (he thought the buyout was $17.50) and we all need to know who to ship to since yaawn isn't cool with me being the escrow.

ok so everyone saw that i did it, if you didnt see it while it was up pm me and ill send you a pic, im taking this down for obvious reasons, send me my money

Just email full tilt ask for hands for sept.

Originally Posted by !Luck

Just email full tilt ask for hands for sept.

if this doesnt work for ppl then i guess i will but considering DC's doesnt even have any dates on there anywhere, and the other 2 just say "this month" lol i figure this shouldnt be too big of a problem as its all here pretty clearly

edit- in davens u can obv see times of seshs, and in DC's you can see dates of like 4 recent ones

edit edit- im not saying i dont trust them cause obv i do, im jsut saying my shit should suffice as i has sessions infront and has done maffs...this is not some elaborate level where im going to post some PTR with not enough hours and be like "YOOO ITS DEF ENOUGH"

lol

Seems fine Philly. Kinda a hassle imo (fyi you can look up your other names in PT3 as well and just SS those).

Also, no monitor is going to be able to show all 280 sessions and 127 tournaments played lol. Though, obviously I'll be happy to provide 6 pages of screen shots if required.

God, this thread is almost as LOLable as the regular prop thread.

philly, resize your fucking images ffs

20 hours a day of omaha here I come

Wait we can have 2 names at FTP?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ad-182875.html

I think I failed, having to ship to every1 is fin retarded though but just list who by the 2nd and I shall, if they don't confirm b4 then they'll be f'd cuz I'm only shipping to ppl confirmed b4 then

Originally Posted by Icanhastreebet

I think I failed, having to ship to every1 is fin retarded though but just list who by the 2nd and I shall, if they don't confirm b4 then they'll be f'd cuz I'm only shipping to ppl confirmed b4 then

I agree that we shouldn't let this kind of thing drag out. Also because yaawn is escrowing for the October bet it'd be great if everyone who doesn't make it can ship to him in the next couple days so he can pay out people. Additionally, people who haven't posted results by now or need these last two days to hit their mark please do so asap. I think the cut off for posting results should be the 1st of October which is also when the money of the people who didn't make it should be sent to yaawn.

Finally, for those that did make it please post your SN on either FTP or Stars so you can receive payment.

Online Poker at Full Tilt Poker.net - How to Play: Site Rules

Yeah confused on rule 11 and philly's play but I'm not going to say anything of course.

wait no one asked me to distribute for sept...I'm fine escrowing and distributing @ end of october I'm just rly busy atm. BUT if someone else does the numbers and some1 confirms in the thread I'll be fine w/ distributing.

yea ill help in anyway possible, as soon as we know who makes it and who doesnt everything will be a lot easier


i have not seen speedcake or PDK around at all .....

Imma laff when speedcake welches after spoon gave me so much shit about doing it.

So am I shipping to yaawn or what are we doing? Also, JKDS shipped me $17.50 at the beginning so someone will need to find him and let him know he needs to ship the other half.

1. 8. Bets are limited to 4 during each betting round, the initial bet plus 3 raises.

am confused?

^ quoting the FTP site rules btw. i swear i've 5b on FTP before lol

Originally Posted by surviva316

^ quoting the FTP site rules btw. i swear i've 5b on FTP before lol

fixed limitz? o_O

Let's see some more results people. Come on

i winz!



despite my -26BI swing i'm currently on, lol.

@cbat, that's on the site rules page and says nothing about this rule only applying to fixed limit.

63.98 + 16.4 = 80.38 hours.

ILLFAVOR IN FOR 71+ hrs

70 hrs completed. Garfs for anonymity for philly-esque reasons, but I have vouchaments incoming.

Illfavor is confirmed at 71.92 hours on 5 sites rofl. Thanks for the art Ill

All we need now is bikes, m2m, and pdk

soooo illfavor just pm'ed me some graphs or ransome notes or idk wtf i was looking at, but apparently i'm vouching for him.

gg sir

5sites....u can easily play 2 sites @ once, if I used this angle shoot I'd have made it too...

you can easily single table 5 sites @ once*** fmp

72ishhours online give or take an hour
55 live give or take 2-3 hours

will post online shit tomorrow

dranger can confirm i spent a lot of time live.

failed

got like 175 hours or something gross

who do I ship to

Originally Posted by Icanhastreebet

5sites....u can easily play 2 sites @ once, if I used this angle shoot I'd have made it too...

Was 3 sites, just like every monthly hours report I've have had since I joined FTP then AP have had. Dun be a bitter Canuck.

Originally Posted by Bbickes

dranger can confirm i spent a lot of time live.

Apparently my word is shit now because I'm a part time stoner, but yea I can vouch for this. 16 hour sessions ftw!

Originally Posted by Illfavor

Was 3 sites, just like every monthly hours report I've have had since I joined FTP then AP have had. Dun be a bitter Canuck.

is true. there were three solid chunks of time and then random 4 hour periods here and there. Also, wasn't aware that live was included but seems fine to me. That would bump me up a little bit more as well.

Pretty epic attempt M

Thoughts about just ignoring that PDK exists since he doesn't seem to post anymore either?

Originally Posted by Donachello

is true. there were three solid chunks of time and then random 4 hour periods here and there. Also, wasn't aware that live was included but seems fine to me. That would bump me up a little bit more as well.

Pretty epic attempt M

Thoughts about just ignoring that PDK exists since he doesn't seem to post anymore either?

I'mma rage if he doesn't come back. I got him started with $40 ;(

Tbh I didn't know live was going to be included either but since I can vouch for Bbickes it's not an issue for me. Probably wouldn't allow it otherwise.

Okay so my initial maffs turned up 335 dollars to be divided amongst the people who hit their hours.

This resulted in the following (I rounded down to the second decimal so the escrow wouldn't take a money hit if it went over).

Cbat gets 54.10
DC gets 24.10
Kmind gets 6.25
Bikes gets 54.10
Daven gets 54.10
Philly gets 24.10
Illfavor gets 54.10
Viva gets 54.10

This totals up to be
324.95

Which would be fine. However, JKDS has only shipped dranger a half buyin (which we said he could) so that leaves whoever escrows taking an ~7 dollar loss which is pretty lame on principle. What says you all, I assume JKDS will be back at some point but we did tell him specifically he could buy out for the half. I dunno, submit it to group decision.

verifying what i can

lol, ^^^^^^^^

Originally Posted by Donachello

Okay so my initial maffs turned up 335 dollars to be divided amongst the people who hit their hours.

This resulted in the following (I rounded down to the second decimal so the escrow wouldn't take a money hit if it went over).

Cbat gets 54.10
DC gets 24.10
Kmind gets 6.25
Bikes gets 54.10
Daven gets 54.10
Philly gets 24.10
Illfavor gets 54.10
Viva gets 54.10

This totals up to be
324.95

Which would be fine. However, JKDS has only shipped dranger a half buyin (which we said he could) so that leaves whoever escrows taking an ~7 dollar loss which is pretty lame on principle. What says you all, I assume JKDS will be back at some point but we did tell him specifically he could buy out for the half. I dunno, submit it to group decision.

Umm... if he gets to buy out for $17.50 then so do I...? I submitted that I wouldn't be able to track on like the 2nd or the 3rd, ~ the same time he did. Pretty sure this will swing the vote to a no, sorry in advance JKDS.

bikes has to pay IMO, if dranger had to pay cause he couldnt track it why shouldnt Bikes?...dranger said something about a 16 hour live session, hardly the 48 hours you need to make 120...idk why everyones just down with letting you skate by


its w/e it ends up being another like 4 dollars for me or some shit, just gay imo....

also whoever escrows is obv not gonna lose 7 dollars, just skimp everyone by 1 dollar seems most fair to me, that is unless JKDS comes back obviously then we can get him to give the rest.....DC thanks for doing so much work for this, just need to find an escrow/distributor and we are golden

also i want to make it clear im not trying to be a dick to BBickes, its nothing against him personally, everyone loves him here and im sure theres reasons for that, also im sure that being a member that everyone knows (many even irl) for so long, buys your word a certain level of respect and validity. That being said i just ask that in future prop bet threads you only state the amount of time you are going to be playing online or that you will be able to track.

LOLOL

its w/e to me i'll leave it up to you guys.

i say ppl who completed vote on it in here-

i obviously vote he pays based on what ive said, but if its pretty clear the majority of people do not care/dont think he should pay...then ill be more than happy living without the 4 extra dollars and switch my vote

If the online poker community were to stumble acrosss this thread..

I said he played one 16 hour session. That was just one day. He was there a shit ton over the last month and I will vouch for the fact that he played his hours. He said something about contacting casino to verify hours (he's a Player's Club Member or w/e so they track that).

Anyways, w/e. Will ignore this thread until you yahoos decide on who the escrow is and whether or not me and JKDS need to ship a full BI or not.

it seems im the only one who cared so bam consider it dropped

...as for jkds and dranger paying half, i say we vote on that in here too with winners

...as for escrow i cant do it on stars cause i can only xfer 300 bucks in one week or something (lol), although i guess between the two sites i could do it, let me know

I don't care tbh. dranger can ship half just so we can get this done.

1 - bikes' live play counts for sure
2 - playing multiple (5?!) sites for this is questionable cos how easy it would be to fix
3 - dranger/jk buyouts - either is fine with me
4 - $50 cheers someone

Originally Posted by celtic123

If the online poker community were to stumble acrosss this thread..

lol this prop was such a f'n shitshow from the getgo. Many lulz were had lurking this monkeyabortion of a volume prop.

Bikes is obv a trusted member of the FTR communitty that myself & more powerful members can confirm

dranger on the other hand...













(j/k love yah bud)

*grabs 'powerful member' & shakes it around*

I'm just going to make an executive decision so this stops interfering with the October thread.
JKDS ships half cuz he did it already and basically quit poker right now it seems.
Dranger ships full cuz he made this failblog prop and because it don't feel like undoing the maffs that I did (as simple as it is).

This is so fucking stupid.

I didn't know DC had the power to make executive decisions...

This thread is sweet.

Originally Posted by BooG690

I didn't know DC had the power to make executive decisions...

thats why his names DC...hes on that presidential shit

DC for modship imo

life lessons itt:

never again should you do prop bets without an escrow. esp not in the BC where people come one day and disappear from the poker community altogether the next.

don't mistake my tone though; this thread is in fact hilarious epic fail

Originally Posted by surviva316

life lessons itt:

never again should you do prop bets without an escrow. esp not in the BC where people come one day and disappear from the poker community altogether the next.

don't mistake my tone though; this thread is in fact hilarious epic fail

only person in the bet who fits that description is pdk....im assuming speedcake/jkds is not gone forever

Originally Posted by Illfavor

This is so fucking stupid

period

Cool then vote or just don't get paid. I;m trying to wrap this shit up. Whatever you guys want go for it.

Seems like if you said you're in and played an insufficient number of tracked hours you should pay.

*** Nvm it isn't that simple because the initial terms of the prop were fucking stupid.

Originally Posted by Donachello

Okay so my initial maffs turned up 335 dollars to be divided amongst the people who hit their hours.

This resulted in the following (I rounded down to the second decimal so the escrow wouldn't take a money hit if it went over).

Cbat gets 54.10
DC gets 24.10
Kmind gets 6.25
Bikes gets 54.10
Daven gets 54.10
Philly gets 24.10
Illfavor gets 54.10
Viva gets 54.10

This totals up to be
324.95

Which would be fine. However, JKDS has only shipped dranger a half buyin (which we said he could) so that leaves whoever escrows taking an ~7 dollar loss which is pretty lame on principle. What says you all, I assume JKDS will be back at some point but we did tell him specifically he could buy out for the half. I dunno, submit it to group decision.

Adjusted amounts with dranger and JKDS only paying 1/2 buyout (cuz we said they could so whatevs).

Cbat gets 49.28
DC gets 19.28
Kmind gets 5
Bikes gets 49.28
Daven gets 49.28
Philly gets 19.28
Illfavor gets 49.28
Viva gets 49.28

People who didn't make it please ship to yaawn as he has said he will escrow this one as well. yAAwn (stars) icanhastreebet (FTP)

Shipping $35 to yaawn now. $17.50 for me, $17.50 for JKDS. Let me know if it changes.

K so yaawn doesn't want to deal with this. I don't want to deal with this

if someone else wants to organize the shipping etc. go for it otherwise fuck it and fuck this prop

I will do it everyone ship to philly89 on FTP or reddragon941 on stars

once everyone has shipped to me everyone just list your sn or PM me and ill ship you ez game

also not sure if speedcake was included in math but i havent seen/heard from him since this started so im assuming we arent getting that money so maffs may have to be reconfiged

This thread makes me smile every time.