Not to sound like a dick, but you are the scum of the earth. I don't get short-stacking. I really don't. You get no value from good hands whatsoever, no implied odds, no respect, you don't improve, you can't play the turn, you sure as shit can't play the river, variance is gross, etc. The only thing you have is fold equity. Buy in full and learn how to play real poker or go play turbo SNGs.