Most hands played in may wins:

1) If both make more than 100k hands, nobody pays the other.

2) If not, the winner gets $250 from loser.

3) Bet starts May 4th 00:00 ET and ends May 31st 11:59:59pm ET

4) If winner got 2x the volume of loser, loser buys the winner sooshees from his regular sooshees shop