Ohhhh man, I was so hammered last night. I really hope I never play poker in that condition ever again. Still, I've learned a few things about myself:

1. I am capable of getting so intoxicated that I can't walk straight or keep both eyes open, yet I can cook pasta and type with astounding coherence.

2. I get mixed up in alot of weird hands. Behold:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($44.20)
SB ($51.75)
BB ($56.40)
Hero ($56.60)
MP ($57.50)
CO ($43)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, K.
Hero raises to $2, MP raises to $4, 4 folds, Hero calls $2.

Flop: ($8.75) 6, 2, 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $5, Hero raises to $15, MP folds.

Final Pot: $18.75

I actually typed this up 7 hours ago, but the HH converter wasn't working. It's still broken, so I guess I'll post the rest of them some other time.