Have you ever Just wanted to choke the fuck out of someone. I mean really choke the fuck out of someone. If my wife asks me how poker went last night, I may seriously harm her.


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Cryptologic
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $7.95
UTG+1: $33.22
CO: $45
Button: $111.15
SB: $45.15
Hero: $54.75

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with J A
3 folds, Button raises to $1.5, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: A J 7 ($3.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1.5, Hero calls.

Turn: 7 ($6.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, Button raises to $8, Hero calls.

River: J ($22.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $20, Hero raises all-in $43.75, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $109.75
Hero shows Jh Ad
Button shows Ah As


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $54.05
UTG+1: $178.10
CO: $59.64
Hero: $130.05
SB: $24.75
BB: $96.30

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with A A
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Hero raises to $2, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 folds.

Flop: Q 2 K ($6.75, 3 players)
BB bets $3, UTG folds, Hero raises to $6.5, BB raises to $13, Hero raises to $111, BB calls all-in $81.3.
Uncalled bets: $16.7 returned to Hero.

Turn: 6 ($195.35, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $195.35)


River: 5 ($195.35, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $195.35)


Results:
Final pot: $195.35
BB Shows Qd Qs
Hero Shows Ad Ah


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $47.62
UTG+1: $56.90
CO: $38.95
Button: $33.61
SB: $80.20
Hero: $93.98

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, CO raises to $2, Button calls, SB calls, Hero raises to $8, 3 folds, SB calls.

Flop: 5 6 8 ($20.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $16, SB calls.

Turn: J ($52.5, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $50, SB raises all-in $56.2, Hero calls.

River: 9 ($164.9, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $164.9)


Results:
Final pot: $164.9
SB Shows 5h 5s
Hero Shows Qd Qh


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $11.30
CO: $79.86
Hero: $73.39
SB: $89.16
BB: $24.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with Q 8
UTG calls, CO raises to $1, Hero calls, SB calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8 9 8 ($4.5, 4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, CO bets $2, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Turn: Q ($8.5, 2 players)
CO bets $2, Hero raises to $5, CO calls.

River: K ($18.5, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $6.5, CO raises to $20.5, Hero raises to $56, CO raises all-in $71.86, Hero calls all-in $9.39.
Uncalled bets: $6.47 returned to CO.

Results:
Final pot: $149.28
CO Shows Kh Kd


Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $35
UTG+1: $66.73
CO: $27
Button: $68.74
Hero: $120.45
BB: $50.90

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with J J
UTG calls, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2, BB calls, UTG folds.

Flop: Q J K ($4.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, BB calls.

Turn: 8 ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $4.5, BB calls.

River: 2 ($17.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $5, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $20.5, BB raises all-in $42.4, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $102.3
BB Shows 8h 4h


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