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    I think I'm going to try and play 1000 SNGs before Christmas. The only motivation for this is money.
    Money is sooooo last year.
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    man ... nvm his motivation ... he clearly has problems. gin and rootbeer? that's DISGUSTING!

    last night i had malibu and sprite. malibu and rootbeer sounds pretty nasty too, actually ... gabe, can you try it for me and let me know?
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    gabe,

    Are you surprised that Virginia is ahead of Miami 10-3 right now?
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    gaaaaaah we had a chance to win!!!

    in my next blog i'll write about the weekend i had with malibu
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    I hope you don't mean Malibu Rum because that would be ironic. In college my friend and I went with the ski club on a Thanksgiving trip to Colorado. Everyone was getting loaded on the bus and my friend had a bottle of Malibu Rum. He finished the bottle and noticed a problem the next day. Part of his front tooth was missing(chipped off). Our best guess is that he had the bottle in his mouth during a speed bump and was too drunk to feel the pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric
    I hope you don't mean Malibu Rum because that would be ironic. In college my friend and I went with the ski club on a Thanksgiving trip to Colorado. Everyone was getting loaded on the bus and my friend had a bottle of Malibu Rum. He finished the bottle and noticed a problem the next day. Part of his front tooth was missing(chipped off). Our best guess is that he had the bottle in his mouth during a speed bump and was too drunk to feel the pain.


    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    in my next blog i'll write about the weekend i had with malibu
    your blog is going to turn into a liquor blog rather than a poker blog. hey is it rootbeer or root beer? i guess it's two words. dammit.
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    ok fine, liquor blog is over. i'll type here.

    in high school my friend and I had a bottle of malibu. we got it from this guy we didn't like. when we picked it up, he asked us if we were going over to this person's house because there was a party there. we had planned on it, but when we heard he was going (and probably all his deutschbag friends), we decided not to go. this part isn't interesting, but just shows why we ended up secretly drinking by ourselves because we didn't want to be at this other guy's place.

    anyway, we went to food lion (local grocery store) . outside of food lion, they have a vending machine that sells their own brand of soda for 25 cents each. we proceded to buy one of each of the sodas. cream soda, root beer, cola, some sprite tasing one, some dr. pepper tasting one, grape and orange. then we got in his car and parked in some neighborhood. we poured out half of each can and filled it back up with malibu and tried each soft drink. they all tasted good, except the sprite type drink. we went back to his place and when we were throwing all the cans away his mom was pulling up in the driveway. after some investigatin, she discovered that we were liquored up. i just realized this story isn't that great.

    dammit
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    ok fine, liquor blog is over. i'll type here.

    in high school my friend and I had a bottle of malibu. we got it from this guy we didn't like. when we picked it up, he asked us if we were going over to this person's house because there was a party there. we had planned on it, but when we heard he was going (and probably all his deutschbag friends), we decided not to go. this part isn't interesting, but just shows why we ended up secretly drinking by ourselves because we didn't want to be at this other guy's place.

    anyway, we went to food lion (local grocery store) . outside of food lion, they have a vending machine that sells their own brand of soda for 25 cents each. we proceded to buy one of each of the sodas. cream soda, root beer, cola, some sprite tasing one, some dr. pepper tasting one, grape and orange. then we got in his car and parked in some neighborhood. we poured out half of each can and filled it back up with malibu and tried each soft drink. they all tasted good, except the sprite type drink. we went back to his place and when we were throwing all the cans away his mom was pulling up in the driveway. after some investigatin, she discovered that we were liquored up. i just realized this story isn't that great.

    dammit
    omg wtf you'll drink gin and root beer but you don't like malibu and sprite????

    so malibu and root beer IS good? weird.

    lol ummm ... nice story ...!!!!
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


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    You don't feel much pain when chipping a tooth. Teeth aren't that nervy.
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    Gabe's motivation should be to pocket enough change to transfer over to VT.

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    VT offered to pay me
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    VT offered to pay me
    Insta-transfer. Pick up an engineering major. Become a man.

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    i just want to play poker for a living anyway
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    wait

    do they have poker classes there? mason malmuth should return and teach some shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    wait

    do they have poker classes there? mason malmuth should return and teach some shit
    Yah, totally. You commin?

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    yea i guess

    do posts in this section count for post count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    yea i guess

    do posts in this section count for post count?
    they shoudlnt.
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    but i think they do
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    and I was right.
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    i'm sure they won't soon, at this rate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Yea somebody should put a stop to this.
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    wait, i want to get a piece of it too
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    Lately I've been playing some 6 max NL because its more fun to play than SNGs.
    It took you how long to realize this?

    Just thought I'd post a comment so you' know someone other than just your mom reads your blog.
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    thanks i guess
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    i read gabe's blog. only because i'm secretly in love with him though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    secretly?

    Is this like the secret that nazi's where gassing jews?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    boost is also secrelty in love with me but it would be weird if i hooked up with him, so...
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    I dress up for you and all.. trust me it will feel anything but awkward **hint hint wink wink**
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i'm not having sex with a man before i'm 25.
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    Party SnG's are lame. Hated playing those every single moment. Glad I found SH ring. luuuuv it!

    Gabefish, buy a mic you cheap bastardo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Party SnG's are lame. Hated playing those every single moment. Glad I found SH ring. luuuuv it!

    Gabefish, buy a mic you cheap bastardo!
    party SNGs are mindless bankroll building. microphone is coming.
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    I wanted to leave a comment in your last entry so that you wouldn't have comment in your own blog this time, but you didn't enable comments.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


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    forgive me
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    i am drinking malibu and pineapple soda, time here is 11am, gg me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    i am drinking malibu and pineapple soda, time here is 11am, gg me.
    vnh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    i am drinking malibu and pineapple soda, time here is 11am, gg me.
    That, my friends, is fucking hardcore.


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    READ MY STORY THANKS
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    very nice. I should listen to more rap for self defense purposes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    Quote Originally Posted by Pingviini
    Party SnG's are lame. Hated playing those every single moment. Glad I found SH ring. luuuuv it!

    Gabefish, buy a mic you cheap bastardo!
    party SNGs are mindless bankroll building. microphone is coming.
    Microphone is....?

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    i actually have a microphone now. its been sitting on my floor, in the original package, for a week.
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    you are one lazy fucker


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    gabe

    can you teach me how to be cool and wear green belts

    kthxbye
    derp
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    GOD DAMN STUPID BELT I HAD TO WEAR IT FOR WORK
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    gabe? i think it's hot ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

    blog: http://donkeybrainspoker.com/


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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    GOD DAMN STUPID BELT I HAD TO WEAR IT FOR WORK
    still friends?
    derp
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    Maybe if you explained what kind of occupation requires the use of a snazzy green belt like that, we might not give you such a hard time. So are you the leprachaun at Busch Gardens or what? Between your ghostly white appearance and the green belt, I"d say you'd make a damn good leprachaun....
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    GOD DAMNIT IM NOT PALE JUST THE FLASH WA SO BRIGHT ETC ETC
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    ProZach,
    you asked about that one $200NL hand i doubled up. that guy was the most over aggro donk that i've ever played with. he would go broke not by calling down with TPNK, but by betting and raising with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    GOD DAMNIT IM NOT PALE JUST THE FLASH WA SO BRIGHT ETC ETC
    Really? Where do you get such a camera that singles just one person out because the rest of the people in the picture looked like they had some color.
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    How come your going all in with A7? What made you think it was good here? Was obviously a crazy guy that other player, but still, hehe.
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    And are there lots of these maniacs at $600? Maybe I should give it a shot then some day I'm feeling lucky.
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    not really.. but you should scout at the games and if you are feeling good, i would take the shot if you don't mind losing $600 if you run bad.
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    Iwind how on earth did you get so good so fast? I remember you first joined FTR and you were playing $10 SnGs and I was all "Oh yeah its pretty easy to beat the low stakes, just do this and that etc." and now you're taking shots at 600NL!?? WTF? Well done bro.
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    Gabe, this might have been asked before, but how many tables do you play at once? 4?
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    ive been doing 8 for the past week, but party has reduced the number of seconds you get per hand so i think im going back to 6

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