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u guys are the assholes that create sticky seats

[givememyleg]

u guys are the assholes that create sticky seats

qftsickness. lift the seat fuckers.

[givememyleg]

Last week I swam in the ocean on the North Carolina coast, which may or may not be related, but Friday I woke up with a pain in my ear. It gradually got worse and by 6pm it hurt so bad I couldn't focus on anything. I took a double dose of Nyquil and passed out. I woke up at 5am to the worst, sharpest pain I've ever experienced in my ear. It hurt so bad I was pacing back and forth, I felt like I was going crazy. The pain was shooting down the side of my head and my whole head was throbbing. Without sound too much like I wuss I wanted to just drop to my knees and bawl my eyes out. The wifey gave me a tissue and drove me to the ER. They gave me some meds saying it was a bad ear infection and something to help with the pain. But wow, that was the most painful thing I've experienced.

It doesn't hurt too bad anymore (anexsia helps) but now I can't hear anything at all through my right ear. It's like I always have an ear plug in. It's such an odd feeling which throws my balance off and makes me feel dizzy/drunk. I guess if I still can't hear out of my ear by tomorrow I should go in again?

[kiwiMark]

u guys are the assholes that create sticky seats

I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house.

Also I'm straight up not convinced that we are- I'm talking like a drop or two, and definitely not at all approaching every time I take a piss. While I appreciate there could be a cumulative effect, I've never found stickiness on a toilet I use regularly up until this year, where one of my flatmates insists on putting that seat cover thing down every time he flushes the toilet, so the toilet water bounces up, hits that, slides down it and forms a disgusting ring of grossness on the toilet seat.

[givememyleg]

I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house.

Also I'm straight up not convinced that we are- I'm talking like a drop or two, and definitely not at all approaching every time I take a piss. While I appreciate there could be a cumulative effect, I've never found stickiness on a toilet I use regularly up until this year, where one of my flatmates insists on putting that seat cover thing down every time he flushes the toilet, so the toilet water bounces up, hits that, slides down it and forms a disgusting ring of grossness on the toilet seat.

seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris. lift the seat damnit.

i no longer want my thread to be de-railed by these piss poor punks. if you don't lift the seat before you pee, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE.

discussion over.

[BennyLaRue]

seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris.