Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house.

Also I'm straight up not convinced that we are- I'm talking like a drop or two, and definitely not at all approaching every time I take a piss. While I appreciate there could be a cumulative effect, I've never found stickiness on a toilet I use regularly up until this year, where one of my flatmates insists on putting that seat cover thing down every time he flushes the toilet, so the toilet water bounces up, hits that, slides down it and forms a disgusting ring of grossness on the toilet seat.
seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris. lift the seat damnit.

i no longer want my thread to be de-railed by these piss poor punks. if you don't lift the seat before you pee, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE.

discussion over.