06-14-2010 06:52 PM
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06-14-2010 06:52 PM
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06-14-2010 08:21 PM
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I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house. | |
06-14-2010 08:24 PM
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I think the odds are pretty good that the real reason Kiwi had electrical problems in his bathroom was piss splashback in the light switch, amirite? | |
06-14-2010 08:40 PM
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06-14-2010 09:04 PM
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seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris. lift the seat damnit. | |
06-14-2010 09:09 PM
#82
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row row row row row ignore all of my points, fight the power, etc. etc. | |
06-14-2010 09:42 PM
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06-14-2010 10:18 PM
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I always TP a toilet seat that Im not familiar with. I refuse to ever take the chance of sitting down on a sticky seat, Im pretty sure Id instavomit. Shits gross yo. | |
06-14-2010 11:39 PM
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Jfc, im lazy ok? Fuck lifting seats at my own home. I DO WHAT I WANT. | |
06-15-2010 01:57 AM
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This was never about doing so at your own home. I think it was not lifting the seat in general. I don't lift the seat at public places because I don't want to touch a grimey seat. However, if you don't lift the seat at another person's home (or at your own home for that matter), that's fucking nasty. | |
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06-15-2010 02:15 AM
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I think you're underestimating how well I aim tbh, like you get used to moving your whole body in time with the flow of the pee so that as the stream cuts off you're not dripping down all over everything. | |
06-15-2010 12:43 PM
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THAT'S ENOUGh !! | |
06-15-2010 12:47 PM
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Awww, Jesus was destroyed! 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning - Yahoo! News | |
06-15-2010 02:12 PM
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the comments section on this article is quite entertaining. | |
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06-15-2010 09:47 PM
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lolol | |
06-15-2010 11:47 PM
#92
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ha, the kid did a really good job of setting up the joke so that you believe he actually is an offended theist. | |
06-16-2010 09:13 AM
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06-30-2010 01:34 PM
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06-30-2010 01:39 PM
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If we place bets, will you endeavor to find out? | |
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06-30-2010 02:04 PM
#96
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I'll place a bet if you film yourself eating it. | |
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07-01-2010 12:39 AM
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I wanted to MS Paint a Mario onto that pic, but I'm lazy and baked so I dont feel like it. Someone please do it so I can luhlz. | |
07-01-2010 02:50 PM
#98
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itt we guess wtf is wrong with Leg | |
07-01-2010 03:05 PM
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He's trying to attract this man? |
07-01-2010 04:07 PM
#100
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He's... evolving. | |
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07-01-2010 04:47 PM
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07-01-2010 04:48 PM
#102
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He has the body of an underdeveloped junior high girl. | |
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07-01-2010 04:49 PM
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His hygiene. | |
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07-01-2010 05:03 PM
#104
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I have no clue, was wondering myself | |
07-02-2010 02:44 AM
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so hurtful gala, so hurtful | |
07-02-2010 02:44 AM
#106
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it's a holter monitor | |
07-02-2010 02:52 AM
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I hope everything is cool, Carl. My heart started skipping beats like crazy while I was in college and I had to put all of that stuff on. I went and got my results and the doctor said, "yeah, you're normal." And I was like, WTF, what about my heart skipping and/or racing sometimes? "Oh, that's just normal for you." Normal "for me" means my heart does weird shit, and it still does. Kind of scary, weird beats take my breath away sometimes when I'm trying to sleep or really calm....but whatever. | |
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07-02-2010 05:49 AM
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07-02-2010 06:20 AM
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I find these theories and its author very challenged. | |
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07-02-2010 12:05 PM
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yeah, that would suck! | |
07-02-2010 12:09 PM
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07-02-2010 03:24 PM
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make sure you're supplementing between 6-10 mg of fish oils daily. its good for virtually everything, but especially heart issues. maybe look at psyllium too, im not sure. its purported to be important for the heart, i havent examined it much, but i take it because its great fiber for people who dont eat right |
07-03-2010 01:12 AM
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07-03-2010 04:05 AM
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You might be thinking I was talking about something else because essential fats are far from hocus |
11-12-2010 02:12 AM
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i moved this thread here and plan to start updating. probably rarely about poquer but w/e. | |
11-12-2010 03:43 AM
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a paragraph a day from carl - this excites me! | |
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11-12-2010 11:20 AM
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i have a way with the ladies. | |
11-13-2010 10:12 AM
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happy saturday. no one sentme run good, thanks guys. i ran lolbad and ended up dropping $237 (1-2nl). i've been going to the local casino for about 4-5 months or so, but it's only open friday and saturday and i usually can only go 2-3 times per month. it's also a 45 minute drive one way so not the friendliest commute, especially now that winter is settling in and the snow is starting to falllll. here is my graph overall since i started keeping track | |
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11-14-2010 02:21 AM
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11-15-2010 01:18 AM
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ya it did, but it's still snowing now and we have a few inches on the ground. i'm still fearing this winter without a snow blower, it will require a lot of shoveling. i don't know what the avg snowfall is in ohio (you live there, right?) but it really sucks here without a snowblower. | |
11-15-2010 01:37 AM
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11-15-2010 09:18 PM
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i'm tired. oh so tired. sleep would be magical. but i can not partake because ftr biznaz needs to be ran and run i shall. i'll make myself a pot of coffee, put on my snuggie, turn on pandora and plug away through the niiiiiight. | |
11-16-2010 12:08 AM
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In the NE, there is snow from Dec-Jan, but usually the 6"-12" accumulated variety with one or two heavy days. In cbus we get one heavy snow a year, but no accumulation. | |
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11-16-2010 11:11 AM
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I'm so bad with alarm clocks. I ALWAYS hit snooze at least 3 times when I have to get up. I've read articles on how to get up with alarms and such and it recommends getting up within 5 seconds of the alarm going off. Sounds great in theory. It's always the same thing though, alarm goes off, I think okay get up, get up, geeettt upp... fuck it I'll hit snooze. There have been times when I hit snooze for like 2 hours. | |
11-16-2010 01:23 PM
#125
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ugh I have this EXACT problem. I have snoozed for 2 hours multiple times in recent memory. I love snoozing, it feels soooooooo good!!! | |
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11-16-2010 02:21 PM
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I put cellphone with alarm on on the other side of the room (which happens to be near the lightswitch). Alarm starts going off and I have to get up to turn it off, and then I flick the light on at the same time and then before my brain gets into gear I try to get my things and hop in the shower, then wake up there. | |
11-16-2010 03:32 PM
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If Carl is anything like me (and it sounds like he is in this case), alarm on the other side of the room does not help at all. We just turn it off and go back to the bed. Also, light helps only slightly. I can snooze through light very easily. | |
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11-16-2010 06:35 PM
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haha +1. i've done the alarm across the room many times. i just get up, turn it off, and go back to bed. now maybe if the alarm was in the bathroom! | |
11-16-2010 11:28 PM
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maybe we need a more elaborate set up. Like first alarm goes off and then while we're turning it off, some obnoxious alarm outside the bedroom goes off so we have to go turn that off. And while we're doing that another alarm goes off across the house so we have to turn that off... and then we're too awake to go back to bed! | |
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11-17-2010 12:33 AM
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11-17-2010 03:00 AM
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lol thanks for the link...I'm seriously considering buying that | |
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11-17-2010 11:54 AM
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maybe your significant others need to step up their game, more like. | |
11-17-2010 04:47 PM
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ya I've seen that clock before but I think it'll just be the same as putting my alarm across the room kind of thing. But idk, maybe it would help. | |
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11-17-2010 05:02 PM
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I am also addicted to snoozing, alarm clock is about 8 steps from the bed. Do you guys have dreams that continue between snoozes? Sometimes they are half the reason I sleep in so I can find out what happens. | |
11-17-2010 07:22 PM
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I didn't snooze today, but I stayed in bed for over an hour after my alarm went off looking at facebook and playing fruit ninja :'( | |
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11-17-2010 07:31 PM
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11-18-2010 02:52 PM
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yes, definitely. this is a huge reason for me too. i also find it much easier to become lucid in my dreams after i've been sleeping for 4+ hours and wake up. | |
11-18-2010 02:56 PM
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11-19-2010 09:07 PM
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in a car driving downstate. 3 hours left. Back hurts n legs are cramped. I wish I had some starbursts right now, why in gods name did I not get any at the store before we left. Sigh. Skittles would be good too. Anything fruity and full of sugar. | |
11-19-2010 09:17 PM
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sprite, cream, pineapple juice, pink lemonade. serial | |
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11-20-2010 12:57 AM
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If you find out how to wake up, please let me know. I've skipped school so much this semester due to wanting to stay in bed. | |
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11-20-2010 05:13 PM
#142
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sounds good, but sprite is a soda. | |
11-21-2010 12:58 PM
#143
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meh, cracker barrel was a 4/10 at best. I'm not a food snob but after moving out and cooking my own food I reaized how bad most peiple are at cooking, including most restaurants and parents/relatives. | |
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11-21-2010 06:23 PM
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also, captain + oj is amazing, way better than captain n coke. Who woulda thunk. | |
11-22-2010 03:27 PM
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didn't roll outta bed until 3pm today. oops. the sleep/relaxation felt soooo good but now it looks like it will be a late night tn. going to parents to have a venison/antelope roast, should be interesting as i've never had antelope. last night i had a dream that i stole hulk hogans iphone, and he was super pissed. he kept calling me up and asking if i knew anything about it, but i said i didn't. i was creeping through his iphone photos and there was a bunch of photos of him doing bdsm with a skinny chick with massively fake tits. i guess he didn't want them to leak. | |
11-23-2010 02:49 PM
#146
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that's a crazy dream :S | |
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11-23-2010 06:29 PM
#147
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this is my fucking update today. | |
11-24-2010 12:30 AM
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You are too awesome. | |
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11-25-2010 02:46 AM
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it's still today i guess. | |
11-26-2010 11:24 AM
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i ate 3 thanksgiving meals yesterday and today feel like i'm gonna burst. i'm so sick of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, etc, but have a ton of leftovers in the fridge, so had it for breakfast. not sure if i'm gonna get out of bed until after 5 today. it's warm n comfy, and it's my birfday so i can lay around all day if i want to, right? | |