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  1. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070 View Post
    Jizz makes sticky seats, not urine imo. And we wipe.


    just lift the fucking seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Root cause of your pain could be a decrepit tooth. I don't know if all problems caused by a dead tooth must include tooth pain, but I do know that a dead tooth can create some very weird and severe pains/problems in the head/face/neck

    Probably should get a dentist to take some x-rays. An ear infection possibly is only symptomatic, and MDs are known to misdiagnose from time to time. I honestly don't know other than I've had some problems for years that were miraculously fixed by a root canal
    yeah, this is something i had considered as well while looking stuff up. i'm 24 and have not had my wisdom teeth out yet... could be related to that.
  3. #78
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    u guys are the assholes that create sticky seats
    I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house.

    Also I'm straight up not convinced that we are- I'm talking like a drop or two, and definitely not at all approaching every time I take a piss. While I appreciate there could be a cumulative effect, I've never found stickiness on a toilet I use regularly up until this year, where one of my flatmates insists on putting that seat cover thing down every time he flushes the toilet, so the toilet water bounces up, hits that, slides down it and forms a disgusting ring of grossness on the toilet seat.
  4. #79
    I think the odds are pretty good that the real reason Kiwi had electrical problems in his bathroom was piss splashback in the light switch, amirite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    I think the odds are pretty good that the real reason Kiwi had electrical problems in his bathroom was piss splashback in the light switch, amirite?
    It all makes sense now. The bastard peed all over the light switch thinking he could just wipe it off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house.

    Also I'm straight up not convinced that we are- I'm talking like a drop or two, and definitely not at all approaching every time I take a piss. While I appreciate there could be a cumulative effect, I've never found stickiness on a toilet I use regularly up until this year, where one of my flatmates insists on putting that seat cover thing down every time he flushes the toilet, so the toilet water bounces up, hits that, slides down it and forms a disgusting ring of grossness on the toilet seat.
    seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris. lift the seat damnit.

    i no longer want my thread to be de-railed by these piss poor punks. if you don't lift the seat before you pee, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE.

    discussion over.
  7. #82
    row row row row row ignore all of my points, fight the power, etc. etc.
  8. #83
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris.
  9. #84
    I always TP a toilet seat that Im not familiar with. I refuse to ever take the chance of sitting down on a sticky seat, Im pretty sure Id instavomit. Shits gross yo.
  10. #85
    Jfc, im lazy ok? Fuck lifting seats at my own home. I DO WHAT I WANT.

    also nh benny
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    This was never about doing so at your own home. I think it was not lifting the seat in general. I don't lift the seat at public places because I don't want to touch a grimey seat. However, if you don't lift the seat at another person's home (or at your own home for that matter), that's fucking nasty.
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    I think you're underestimating how well I aim tbh, like you get used to moving your whole body in time with the flow of the pee so that as the stream cuts off you're not dripping down all over everything.
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    THAT'S ENOUGh !!
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    the comments section on this article is quite entertaining.

    People have the wrong misconception of Christianity and it's not until you experience a true relationship with Jesus that you understand everything.
    1) as opposed to the right misconception?

    2) everything? really?.. everything?


    We are only tools God uses for us to hear HIS word.
    wat

    Murder, Adultry, Rape, War, Poverty, Socialism...these are all acts that God disapproves of

    lolwat
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    lolol

    semi related, absolute PROOF that the holy trinity exists - YouTube - I Saw The Holy Spirit!

    sooo worth listening to the whole 5 mins
  17. #92
    ha, the kid did a really good job of setting up the joke so that you believe he actually is an offended theist.
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    Should've just stopped right there.

    legs how can you be in here laughing at religious people, I thought your wife was a believer?
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    found it in my yard. looks like it would be super fun to eat!

    o/u on how many minutes before death/tripping balls?
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    I'll place a bet if you film yourself eating it.
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    I wanted to MS Paint a Mario onto that pic, but I'm lazy and baked so I dont feel like it. Someone please do it so I can luhlz.
  23. #98
    itt we guess wtf is wrong with Leg

  24. #99
    He's trying to attract this man?

    YouTube - Fleece "BOOTY Warrior" Johnson **Full Segment**

    good clip, but if ur lazy, the point is like 2 min in
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73 View Post
    itt we guess wtf is wrong with Leg


    He needs more sun.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I have no clue, was wondering myself
  30. #105
    so hurtful gala, so hurtful
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    I hope everything is cool, Carl. My heart started skipping beats like crazy while I was in college and I had to put all of that stuff on. I went and got my results and the doctor said, "yeah, you're normal." And I was like, WTF, what about my heart skipping and/or racing sometimes? "Oh, that's just normal for you." Normal "for me" means my heart does weird shit, and it still does. Kind of scary, weird beats take my breath away sometimes when I'm trying to sleep or really calm....but whatever.

    All I know is, I really fucking hope my heart doesn't just explode some day and I die.

    That would suck.


  33. #108

    Default The world was created by a single thought!

    I am so excited to share this news with you guys! You won't believe what I have discovered: An additional theory that will challenge Big Bang theory, Evolution theory, etc. on how we got here and how the world came to be. The theory I am talking about is from da digital report called "Rediscoveries of the centuries" (free at author's site {derp,com} ). The author is saying that we had a small, curious idea in perfect oneness (a place like heaven) where we forever are before we came here: “Into oneness came a curious idea that gave rise to universal scripts, and brought us to the world we see here” that lead to the creation of the universe!

    IMHO, I personally believe his ebook will have drastic positive effect many parts of the globe, since no one can longer claim there are only 3 most subscribed to theories (Big bang, Evolution, Intelligent Design) to explain the existence of everything. But, what's more important is what do experts of this forum think about his many rediscoveries?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    I hope everything is cool, Carl. My heart started skipping beats like crazy while I was in college and I had to put all of that stuff on. I went and got my results and the doctor said, "yeah, you're normal." And I was like, WTF, what about my heart skipping and/or racing sometimes? "Oh, that's just normal for you." Normal "for me" means my heart does weird shit, and it still does. Kind of scary, weird beats take my breath away sometimes when I'm trying to sleep or really calm....but whatever.

    All I know is, I really fucking hope my heart doesn't just explode some day and I die.

    That would suck.
    yeah, that would suck!

    i've been having chest pains that have gotten worse in the past couple weeks, scary business. not sure if it's heart related, but they hooked me up to all of this, gave me an xray and an ultrasound to be sure. gg medical bills because my insurance isn't going to cover this.
  36. #111
    Quote Originally Posted by xrediscoveriesabc View Post
    An additional theory that will challenge Big Bang theory, Evolution theory, etc. on how we got here and how the world came to be.
    theory of evolution starts after life is formed and is not a theory for how life originated.

    your messiah's site doesn't even load, so gg.

  37. #112
    make sure you're supplementing between 6-10 mg of fish oils daily. its good for virtually everything, but especially heart issues. maybe look at psyllium too, im not sure. its purported to be important for the heart, i havent examined it much, but i take it because its great fiber for people who dont eat right
  38. #113
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    make sure you're supplementing between 6-10 mg of fish oils daily. its good for virtually everything, but especially heart issues. maybe look at psyllium too, im not sure. its purported to be important for the heart, i havent examined it much, but i take it because its great fiber for people who dont eat right

    hocus pocus.
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    You might be thinking I was talking about something else because essential fats are far from hocus
  40. #115
    i moved this thread here and plan to start updating. probably rarely about poquer but w/e.

    one thing i've never been good at ever is forming good habits. i've never been able to stick to something day in and day out. my life is so chaotic, i go through weeks where i sleep from 10pm until 6am then weeks where i sleep from 10am until 6pm. my diet is horrible and my exercise is non existent. i'm rambling, if you read this thread get used to it.

    but, i know i can change. it just takes, something. something like getting off my fucking ass and doing it. do you know how many times i thought about starting to exercise and working out? so retarded. it's like that saying, knowledge is nothing without action. or maybe that's not a saying but still, it's true.

    but anyway, i want to start trying to form habits. i thought a good idea would be to start small. anything i start doing daily would help. so i will update this thread, every day, with at least a paragraph of randomness. most of the time it will be mindless clutter, maybe sometimes it will be neat, maybe rarely it will be filled with greatness.

    so that concludes intro to habit forming 101. happy 11/11.
  41. #116
    a paragraph a day from carl - this excites me!
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  42. #117
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    a paragraph a day from carl - this excites me!
    i have a way with the ladies.


    happy 11/12 yal. today is day 6 of me actually getting out of bed and running on the treadmill for at least 25 mins, so it's a habit i'm forming. this is good, really good. for the past 12 months i have been getting shit for exercise, and it's really starting to show. i weigh more than i ever have, and just generally feel weak/lazy/sick/etc. the goal is to run 6-7 days per week in the morning and eventually start throwing in weight lifting. but i don't want to overload or get too ahead of myself, one habit at a time.

    in just 6 days i've already improved my distance:

    11/7 - 1.57 mi , 25:46 - d/m = 0.060931
    11/12 - 1.84 mi , 25:30 - d/m = 0.072157

    but i don't want to congratulate myself yet, i'm just a total stats geek. i won't post about stats again until day 30.

    i heard an interesting quote about habits once. 80% or something of people put their right leg in first when putting on pants. it's a habit. if you notice this and intervene and instead put your left leg in first, within 30 days or so, the habit will change and you will be a left firster unconsciously. never tried it, just sounded neat.

    well, happy friday! lol live poker tn at a local indian casino, send me rungood.
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    happy saturday. no one sentme run good, thanks guys. i ran lolbad and ended up dropping $237 (1-2nl). i've been going to the local casino for about 4-5 months or so, but it's only open friday and saturday and i usually can only go 2-3 times per month. it's also a 45 minute drive one way so not the friendliest commute, especially now that winter is settling in and the snow is starting to falllll. here is my graph overall since i started keeping track





    hands and bb/100 are just estimates ldo. my live game could definitely use a lot of work, my results are nothing staggering, there are many times where i sense that i could take a pot away or something but then chicken out or talk myself out of it. no one knows how to play the turn or river so that is what i should be trying to exploit more often.

    the game is basically funded by one guy who they call chuckles because he has an awesome belly laugh after every single hand. real cool guy and fun to play with, but just no good at the poker and is the big donator. other than him there it's usually the same 4-5 super nits and 1-2 semi taggs and the occasional drunken lagtard.

    anyway, the 2 big hands i lost were against the donator. i have time and feel like whining so


    straddle is on, $200 eff stacks, i'm utg with AA and make it $14 and 3 callers, including the donator in sb. flop is 679 and i bet like $40 or something and donator calls all else fold. turn is a sick T and donator fires $40. i call and pray for heart but it bricks and he bets $40 and i fold.

    about an hour later i'm utg again with AA. i didn't notice the straddle and only made it $10. 6 callers or something, including donator once again. flop 579 or something and donator (~$150 stack) leads for $10, i make it $50, he calls. turn 3 donator shoves for ~$100, i cry and call and his K7 binks a on the river.

    so that's my update for today. we're supposed to get like a million inches of snow this weekend and my snowblower is busted so i will probably have a nice shovel workout soon.

    i need to think of a catchy tagline to end my posts. bye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    so that's my update for today. we're supposed to get like a million inches of snow this weekend and my snowblower is busted so i will probably have a nice shovel workout soon.
    Didn't your snow just melt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    Didn't your snow just melt?
    ya it did, but it's still snowing now and we have a few inches on the ground. i'm still fearing this winter without a snow blower, it will require a lot of shoveling. i don't know what the avg snowfall is in ohio (you live there, right?) but it really sucks here without a snowblower.

    hi, it's sunday night. kind of late to update, i know. tomorrow i'm getting up at 5am to go deer hunting all day. hoping to kill an animal and get it over with since next week will be pretty busy.

    i don't really have anything important to say and i'm kind of tired. had a home game tn and won, was pretty fun, we haven't played in a while. hopefully we will start playing every sunday again, i miss the home games.

    anyway.... bye.
  46. #121
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    anyway.... bye.
    this works!
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    i'm tired. oh so tired. sleep would be magical. but i can not partake because ftr biznaz needs to be ran and run i shall. i'll make myself a pot of coffee, put on my snuggie, turn on pandora and plug away through the niiiiiight.

    i don't really have anything to say and i'm tired so bye.
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    In the NE, there is snow from Dec-Jan, but usually the 6"-12" accumulated variety with one or two heavy days. In cbus we get one heavy snow a year, but no accumulation.

    The possibility of one or two kills being enough meat for the year is awesome, but I could never do the gutting/draining process. Still, respect and good luck hunting.
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  49. #124
    I'm so bad with alarm clocks. I ALWAYS hit snooze at least 3 times when I have to get up. I've read articles on how to get up with alarms and such and it recommends getting up within 5 seconds of the alarm going off. Sounds great in theory. It's always the same thing though, alarm goes off, I think okay get up, get up, geeettt upp... fuck it I'll hit snooze. There have been times when I hit snooze for like 2 hours.

    But the thing is, when I actually do get out of bed, go to the bathroom, brush teeth, etc, I feel awake. I just need to actually get up. Getting up and out of bed is the problem. Anyone have any tricks to this? I'm probably just being lazy idk.


    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    The possibility of one or two kills being enough meat for the year is awesome, but I could never do the gutting/draining process. Still, respect and good luck hunting.
    My dad got a 10 pointer and 6 pointer yesterday, I saw only doe. Yeah, it is a pretty sick process of gutting and all that jazz. Not to mention how long it takes before you actually see a deer to kill. And my dad is cuts up all his own meat and stuff... I'm not really into the whole hunting thing too much tbh but my dad is hardcore so I go. Plus venison tastes incredible.

    Bye.
  50. #125
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    I'm so bad with alarm clocks. I ALWAYS hit snooze at least 3 times when I have to get up. I've read articles on how to get up with alarms and such and it recommends getting up within 5 seconds of the alarm going off. Sounds great in theory. It's always the same thing though, alarm goes off, I think okay get up, get up, geeettt upp... fuck it I'll hit snooze. There have been times when I hit snooze for like 2 hours.

    But the thing is, when I actually do get out of bed, go to the bathroom, brush teeth, etc, I feel awake. I just need to actually get up. Getting up and out of bed is the problem. Anyone have any tricks to this? I'm probably just being lazy idk.
    ugh I have this EXACT problem. I have snoozed for 2 hours multiple times in recent memory. I love snoozing, it feels soooooooo good!!!

    This is making me sad because a few days ago I decided to change my ways and start getting up at the sound of my alarm. It worked for 3 days. Then yesterday I went back to bed after getting up. Then today I snoozed for 40 min. Sigh.

    The problem with us is that we're usually not forced to get up for anything (work, school) so we just stay in bed cuz it feels good. For me it's a matter of discipline. I have to will myself to stay up once I turn off my alarm (my alarm is across the room but this usually doesn't matter). It takes an amazing amount of discipline for me to not go back to bed, it SUCKS!!!

    Looks like you just need to make this another habit. A few months ago I tried to make it a habit after reading an article about waking up at the same time every day. That lasted like 10 days and that's the longest I've ever gone without having work/school to wake up for If I could make it 30 days in a row maybe I'd have a chance to make it stick, but 30 days feels like FOREVER!

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  51. #126
    I put cellphone with alarm on on the other side of the room (which happens to be near the lightswitch). Alarm starts going off and I have to get up to turn it off, and then I flick the light on at the same time and then before my brain gets into gear I try to get my things and hop in the shower, then wake up there.

    You linked to an article by some guy about always getting up at the same time a while back, gmml, he had another article on training yourself to get up to your alarm, so you could check that out. I think his method sounded fairly retarded, but in a way that could well work you'd just feel dumb doing it and kristen would prolly post mocking statuses on fb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    I put cellphone with alarm on on the other side of the room (which happens to be near the lightswitch). Alarm starts going off and I have to get up to turn it off, and then I flick the light on at the same time and then before my brain gets into gear I try to get my things and hop in the shower, then wake up there.
    If Carl is anything like me (and it sounds like he is in this case), alarm on the other side of the room does not help at all. We just turn it off and go back to the bed. Also, light helps only slightly. I can snooze through light very easily.

    If we can make it to the shower, then yeah we will wake up. But it's far easier to go back to the bed than to go into the shower This is our problem in the first place!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    If Carl is anything like me (and it sounds like he is in this case), alarm on the other side of the room does not help at all. We just turn it off and go back to the bed. Also, light helps only slightly. I can snooze through light very easily.

    If we can make it to the shower, then yeah we will wake up. But it's far easier to go back to the bed than to go into the shower This is our problem in the first place!!
    haha +1. i've done the alarm across the room many times. i just get up, turn it off, and go back to bed. now maybe if the alarm was in the bathroom!

    ya a big problem is not 'having' to get up really. i won't be late for work so that's not an issue. let's face it, we're just lazy! and yeah... 30 days sounds sooooooo long.

    mark, i know exactly the article you're talking about. something about training your subconscious to get up with your alarm goes off.. seemed kind of weird to me but never put it into practice. something like - set your alarm and pretend you are waking up for the day. get up, turn your alarm off and walk to the bathroom or whatever you do first. and do this for a few times each day to train yourself to automatically get up when it goes off in the morning. doesn't factor in my 'fuck this i wanna sleep' attitude in pretend land though.
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    maybe we need a more elaborate set up. Like first alarm goes off and then while we're turning it off, some obnoxious alarm outside the bedroom goes off so we have to go turn that off. And while we're doing that another alarm goes off across the house so we have to turn that off... and then we're too awake to go back to bed!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    lol thanks for the link...I'm seriously considering buying that
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  57. #132
    maybe your significant others need to step up their game, more like.
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    ya I've seen that clock before but I think it'll just be the same as putting my alarm across the room kind of thing. But idk, maybe it would help.

    today I woke up at 1030 but didn't getout of bed until 1230... Waste of 2 hours that I could have used to get stuff accomplished. Now I'm sitting in a deer blind thinking about all the stuff I have to do when I get home. I need to manage my time better!

    it's so much better running in the morning and getting it over with rather than waiting until the evening. I hate waking up an hour after my alarm goes off and think 'hmm if I wasn't lazy I'd already have exercised and showered by now'.

    so enough complaining, tm I'm going to make an effort to get up at a decent time and herels the big one.... get up 5 seconds after my alarm giwes off. This will be tough. Bye.
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  59. #134
    I am also addicted to snoozing, alarm clock is about 8 steps from the bed. Do you guys have dreams that continue between snoozes? Sometimes they are half the reason I sleep in so I can find out what happens.
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    I didn't snooze today, but I stayed in bed for over an hour after my alarm went off looking at facebook and playing fruit ninja :'(

    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy View Post
    Sometimes they are half the reason I sleep in so I can find out what happens.
    haha that's awesome. I usually can't go back, especially if it's a good dream and I wanna go back really badly. Although sometimes throughout the night I'll have weird dreams and I'll remember what happened in my earlier dreams when I'm in the later dreams (like I dream about dreams... weird?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy View Post
    I am also addicted to snoozing, alarm clock is about 8 steps from the bed. Do you guys have dreams that continue between snoozes? Sometimes they are half the reason I sleep in so I can find out what happens.
    ever since I watched inception this has been consistent with me :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by drmcboy View Post
    I am also addicted to snoozing, alarm clock is about 8 steps from the bed. Do you guys have dreams that continue between snoozes? Sometimes they are half the reason I sleep in so I can find out what happens.
    yes, definitely. this is a huge reason for me too. i also find it much easier to become lucid in my dreams after i've been sleeping for 4+ hours and wake up.

    reminds me of one of the coolest dream state experiences i've had. i had woken up after sleeping for like 6 hours or something and was still tired as shit. so i turned off my alarm as opposed to snooze, because well, fuck it ya know. anyway, while i was drifting off i tried really hard to stay consciously aware. like thinking to myself "i'm falling asleep" and focusing on the light show (i always see this weird firework type lights when i'm falling asleep). then something weird happened. the lights started turning into swirling colors and it felt like i was being ripped out of my body and sucked through a worm hole with an orgasm of colors. i literally felt the woooooooooosh like i was on a roller coaster.

    then the colors started to blend, and form shapes, like a bad picaso painting. the whole time i was just watching it all happen, knowing that i was really in bed falling asleep. the colors started to form more defined shapes, and kind of like puzzle pieces but not really, were being put together. once it was complete i was in my dream and fully lucid/aware. i did a keanu reeves 'woah' then ran around and did dream stuff.

    i read about it before in a book, exploring the world of lucid dreams, and it's called a wild - wake induced lucid dream and apparently you can train yourself to do this. i did it a few times after as welll but nothing was as cool as that time. has anyone elsedone this or had a really lucid dream? so cool.

    anyway, about today, i set my alarm for 9am and holy fucking shit i got out ofbed 5 seconds after it went off. it was the hardest thing i've done in my life (rough life). i got up, brushed my teeth, then went back into the bedroom to get my laptop. instead, i went back under the covers and slept until 10. so, i got up right away, but still failed.

    bye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    anyway, about today, i set my alarm for 9am and holy fucking shit i got out ofbed 5 seconds after it went off. it was the hardest thing i've done in my life (rough life). i got up, brushed my teeth, then went back into the bedroom to get my laptop. instead, i went back under the covers and slept until 10. so, i got up right away, but still failed.
    LOL irl

    Although I did this the other day too so I can't hate
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  64. #139
    in a car driving downstate. 3 hours left. Back hurts n legs are cramped. I wish I had some starbursts right now, why in gods name did I not get any at the store before we left. Sigh. Skittles would be good too. Anything fruity and full of sugar.

    I eat too much junk food. I'm startin to get exercise daily and feelin better overall but I also have to cleanup my diet. I've already eliminated soda for the rest of the year, next should be chocolate..... And starbursts.

    what's good with rum? I usually just do rum n coke, but coke ihas been eliminated.

    anywho, gonna try n snooze in the car. Bye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes View Post
    sprite, cream, pineapple juice, pink lemonade. serial
    sounds good, but sprite is a soda.

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    If you find out how to wake up, please let me know. I've skipped school so much this semester due to wanting to stay in bed.
    pretty much the reason i dropped out of college! oh and world of warcraft.

    happy saturday. chilling in a hotel room right now, just got done running. it's crazy how much the environment of the workout room had an effect on my performance. at home, i run on a 20 year old tredmill in my basement and the ceiling is right above my head.. and i stare at a blank wall. by d/m was way higher in the workout room here. maybe i'll get a gym membership.

    going to cracker barrel for dinner, never been to it or even heard of it but everyone else is excited.

    bye!
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    meh, cracker barrel was a 4/10 at best. I'm not a food snob but after moving out and cooking my own food I reaized how bad most peiple are at cooking, including most restaurants and parents/relatives.

    happy sunday. It's my birthday on friday, think were gonna get a hotel room for the night, drink some bears, roll some jays, and possibly indulge in some psilocybin, then hit the bars. Should be a good night!

    right now just started thr 6 hour car ride home, then home game tn. Until nezt time, bye!
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    also, captain + oj is amazing, way better than captain n coke. Who woulda thunk.
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    didn't roll outta bed until 3pm today. oops. the sleep/relaxation felt soooo good but now it looks like it will be a late night tn. going to parents to have a venison/antelope roast, should be interesting as i've never had antelope. last night i had a dream that i stole hulk hogans iphone, and he was super pissed. he kept calling me up and asking if i knew anything about it, but i said i didn't. i was creeping through his iphone photos and there was a bunch of photos of him doing bdsm with a skinny chick with massively fake tits. i guess he didn't want them to leak.

    but in order for me to look at his pics i had to climb a mountain behind 2 houses and the trail was trecherous. at the top there were a bunch of goats all tied up trying to eat the iphone, which made it even harder. eventually hulk found out that i did in fact have his iphone, but he was cool with it and said i could keep it for another day if i wanted. nice guy.

    today and tomorrow will be filled with a lot of working since wed, thurs, fri, sat will be filled with family, food, partying, and recovering. have a good day, yal. bye.
  71. #146
    that's a crazy dream :S
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  72. #147
    this is my fucking update today.

    bye.
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    You are too awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  74. #149
    it's still today i guess.
    bye.
  75. #150
    i ate 3 thanksgiving meals yesterday and today feel like i'm gonna burst. i'm so sick of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, etc, but have a ton of leftovers in the fridge, so had it for breakfast. not sure if i'm gonna get out of bed until after 5 today. it's warm n comfy, and it's my birfday so i can lay around all day if i want to, right?

    not sure exactly what is up tn except i'll probably be having some bears and hanging out with good people. adios!

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