I put cellphone with alarm on on the other side of the room (which happens to be near the lightswitch). Alarm starts going off and I have to get up to turn it off, and then I flick the light on at the same time and then before my brain gets into gear I try to get my things and hop in the shower, then wake up there.

You linked to an article by some guy about always getting up at the same time a while back, gmml, he had another article on training yourself to get up to your alarm, so you could check that out. I think his method sounded fairly retarded, but in a way that could well work you'd just feel dumb doing it and kristen would prolly post mocking statuses on fb.