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This seems like the only way I can win a hand right now :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 13, 12:02:48 ET 2008
Table Table 127929 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: DaBlackHand_ ( $517 USD )
Seat 2: sappert ( $445.80 USD )
Seat 3: RystyRyan ( $1,243.50 USD )
Seat 4: Lord95746743 ( $687.73 USD )
Seat 5: kOrKiNg ( $580.40 USD )
Seat 6: HERO ( $384 USD )
kOrKiNg posts small blind [$2 USD].
HERO posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
DaBlackHand_ folds.
sappert folds.
RystyRyan raises [$14 USD]
Lord95746743 folds.
kOrKiNg folds.
HERO raises [$47 USD]
RystyRyan calls [$37 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$71 USD]
RystyRyan is all-In.
HERO is all-In.
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
HERO shows two pairs, Aces and Sixes.
RystyRyan shows a pair of Sixes.
RystyRyan wins $859.50 USD from side pot #1 with a pair of Sixes.
HERO wins $767 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Aces and Sixes.

Here are today’s 4 biggest pots in ascending order :


1) jatczak is running 91/25, 3-bettor is 20/17 and we've been tangling preflop :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 13, 12:41:30 ET 2008
Table Table 127579 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: phuck4free ( $412.40 USD )
Seat 2: jatczak ( $880.20 USD )
Seat 4: Lord95746743 ( $1,012 USD )
Seat 5: SamDiam0nd ( $1,324.20 USD )
Seat 6: HERO ( $414.20 USD )
Seat 3: Lommelerka ( $422.90 USD )
phuck4free posts small blind [$2 USD].
jatczak posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Lommelerka folds.
Lord95746743 folds.
SamDiam0nd folds.
HERO raises [$16 USD]
phuck4free raises [$50 USD]
jatczak calls [$48 USD]
HERO raises [$160 USD]
phuck4free raises [$356 USD]
jatczak folds.
HERO is all-In.
phuck4free is all-In.
** Dealing Flop **
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
phuck4free shows a full house, Aces full of Fours.
HERO shows two pairs, Queens and Fours.
HERO wins $1.80 USD from side pot #1 with two pairs, Queens and Fours.
phuck4free wins $873.80 USD from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of Fours.

2) Flop minraiser is running 64/18 and has been splashy


$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 13, 12:15:44 ET 2008
Table Jackpot #1306164 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: wowenslowen ( $1,216.90 USD )
Seat 4: mides444 ( $2,176.70 USD )
Seat 5: Luckbox_off ( $435.50 USD )
Seat 1: HERO ( $506.10 USD )
Seat 3: Goin2CrushU ( $525.60 USD )
Seat 6: Lommelerka ( $384 USD )
Lommelerka posts small blind [$2 USD].
HERO posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
wowenslowen raises [$14 USD]
Goin2CrushU folds.
mides444 calls [$14 USD]
Luckbox_off folds.
Lommelerka folds.
HERO calls [$10 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$36 USD]
wowenslowen folds.
mides444 raises [$72 USD]
HERO is all-In.
mides444 calls [$420.10 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
mides444 shows a straight Five to Nine.
HERO doesn't show a pair of Eights.
The time at which hand ended:Feb 13 2008 12:16 ET
mides444 wins $1,024.70 USD from the main pot with a straight, Five to Nine.


3) Same villain as previous hand

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 13, 12:34:18 ET 2008
Table Jackpot #1306164 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: wowenslowen ( $1,340.90 USD )
Seat 4: mides444 ( $2,584.80 USD )
Seat 5: Luckbox_off ( $400 USD )
Seat 1: HERO ( $640.30 USD )
Seat 3: Goin2CrushU ( $524 USD )
Seat 6: Lommelerka ( $398 USD )
mides444 posts small blind [$2 USD].
Luckbox_off posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Lommelerka folds.
HERO raises [$16 USD]
wowenslowen folds.
Goin2CrushU folds.
mides444 raises [$26 USD]
Luckbox_off folds.
HERO calls [$12 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
mides444 bets [$34 USD]
HERO raises [$111 USD]
mides444 is all-In.
HERO is all-In.
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
HERO shows a pair of Eights.
mides444 shows a pair of Aces.
The time at which hand ended:Feb 13 2008 12:35 ET
mides444 wins $1,944.50 USD from side pot #1 with a pair of Aces.
mides444 wins $1,281.10 USD from the main pot with a pair of Aces.

4) once again, jatzak (91/25) is in the hand (the original raiser) and is stacking off with A high... any gutter ball and any pocket pair. The flop raiser is protecting any draw and any pair on the board (especially since I never have an overpair here) :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, February 13, 12:37:00 ET 2008
Table Table 127579 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: phuck4free ( $400 USD )
Seat 2: jatczak ( $1,078.30 USD )
Seat 4: Lord95746743 ( $569 USD )
Seat 5: SamDiam0nd ( $1,193.20 USD )
Seat 6: HERO ( $400 USD )
Seat 3: Lommelerka ( $438.90 USD )
HERO posts small blind [$2 USD].
phuck4free posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
jatczak raises [$20 USD]
Lommelerka folds.
Lord95746743 calls [$20 USD]
SamDiam0nd folds.
HERO calls [$18 USD]
phuck4free folds.
** Dealing Flop **
HERO checks.
jatczak bets [$28 USD]
Lord95746743 raises [$120 USD]
HERO is all-In.
jatczak folds.
Lord95746743 calls [$260 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
Lord95746743 shows a full house, Twos full of Sevens.
HERO doesn't show two pairs, Sevens and Sixes.
Lord95746743 wins $849 USD from the main pot with a full house, Twos full of Sevens.

Time to stop whining and just go play some nl200. I suppose I'll have to look at results now. bleh.