I can haz awparashun?

Is it can be pokah time?

Caturday was wai good. +16 buyins at 25nl full ring over about 1.5kish hands.

Will post goals soon kidz

Sunday reportaments

Up 6 buyins at 25nlaments. Bankroll now can handle 50nl so I'm moving on up.

I played some 50nl but broke even. KK lost 7/10 times.

Makes me mad

I hate icanhadcheezburger. It tilts me. muchos

Long term goals: Make moniez

More specific goals:

100NL by end of January

200NL by end of March

I'm mainly going to use this thread as a place to post my daily session results. I'll try to post my big winners and losers. I will probably also post random poker stuff AND A SHITLOAD OF LOLCATS.

5 spades

Originally Posted by gingerwizard

I hate icanhadcheezburger. It tilts me. muchos

Gingers don't have souls and therefore cannot be tilted. Stop trying to trick me, devil child.

Originally Posted by Da GOAT

5 spades

This hand isn't a big deal but it made me laugh. I play semi lag and this short stack wasn't letting me do my thing because he was calling me too much.

$0.25/$0.5 Deep No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($128.50)
UTG+1 ($43.60)
MP1 ($97.00)
MP2 ($37.00)
CO ($9.85)
BTN ($50.00)
Hero (SB) ($80.10)
BB ($50.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is SB
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, CO raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, MP2 folds, CO calls $4

Flop: ($11, 2 players)
Hero bets $1, CO goes all-in $4.85, Hero calls $3.85

Turn: ($20.70, 2 players)

River: ($20.70, 2 players)
Hero says "I TOY WITH YOU", Hero says "LOL"

Final Pot: $20.70
Hero shows:
CO shows:

Hero wins $19.70 ( won +$9.85 )
MP2 lost -$0.50
CO lost -$9.85


Villain proceeded to rebuy full after but donked it off to some other guy. NO WAI

Originally Posted by bigred

Originally Posted by gingerwizard

I hate icanhadcheezburger. It tilts me. muchos

Gingers don't have souls and therefore cannot be tilted. Stop trying to trick me, devil child.

But we do have holes, and tilt makes them it itch.

Morning seshun not so good akshuly

+1.5 buyins at 50NL even though I played like a total donk. Called A high flop all in with AQ which is less than AK apparently. Go figure.

bigrake plays pokey :O

Time for notha seshun

I need to be a little more focused on position. I let myself get a little too deep with marginal hands OOP. Reverse cowgirl is my favorite position btw.

$0.25/$0.5 Deep No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($83.45)
UTG+1 ($41.65)
MP1 ($33.15)
MP2 ($42.25)
MP3 ($100.20)
Hero (CO) ($99.45)
BTN ($30.45)
SB ($57.10)
BB ($50.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is CO
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.75, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2.50, MP1 folds

Flop: ($10, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($22, 2 players)
SB bets $22, Hero goes all-in $90.45, SB goes all-in $26.10

River: ($160.55, 2 players)

Final Pot: $118.20
Hero shows:
SB shows:

Hero wins $42.35 ( lost -$57.10 )
SB wins $115.20 ( won +$58.10 )
UTG+1 lost -$3
MP1 lost -$0.50

$0.25/$0.5 Deep No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($50.00)
UTG+1 ($56.60)
MP1 ($34.00)
MP2 ($69.85)
MP3 ($90.45)
CO ($50.70)
Hero (BTN) ($50.00)
SB ($111.45)
BB ($34.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BB calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2

Flop: ($7.75, 3 players)
BB bets $4.50, UTG+1 calls $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($21.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $10, Hero raises to $30, BB folds, UTG+1 goes all-in $49.60, Hero goes all-in $13

River: ($113.85, 2 players)

Final Pot: $107.25
Hero shows:
UTG+1 shows:

UTG+1 wins $110.85 ( won +$54.25 )
Hero lost -$50
BB lost -$7

Originally Posted by bigred

Is it can be pokah time?

"This Post Has Been Reported To A Moderator"



for ugly kittydom

bluff callin kitteh callz yur bluff

DEY GOTZ MEH MONEY!

I'm going to detail my full tilt support inquiry in the form of an aim convo

Bigred: HEY FULL TILT I WANTZ TO PLAY MORE TABLEZ HO
FTP: Thanks for your message! We'll get back to you in sec, k?
Bigred: K, ho
FTP: Oh snap, you brought a tough game but youz got an old account. We gonna cancel this account and no more rakeback for you playa!
Bigred: Oh noez don't do that plz, I sorry
FTP: Well, wez be good hoez, you can transfer funds to old account
Bigred: Please to be doing that, sir

And that's where I leave you until they either F me in the A or transfer my moniez.

why didnt you ask for rakeback on your old account ldo?

I don't know. I figured they'd say no, aim convo

Bigred: HEY GUY, I can haz rakeback?
FTP: So you want us to make less money off of you by giving you something for nothing?
Bigred: I will go back to stars!
FTP: We control your account, no transfers for you!
Bigred: OH NOEZ
Lee Jones Ghost: I watch you in the shower
Bigred: LOL WAT?

my aim convo

frosst: HEY GUY, I can haz rakeback? google saz you gives it
FTP: So you want us to make less money off of you?
frosst: i dont playz there right now cuz i haz no rakeback. either you can haz cheezburger or you can haz double cheezburger
FTP: We'll see!
frosst: umm, double cheezburger?
FTP: K you can haz rakeback
frosst: suckerz!! i still no playz there cuz i want another deposit bonuz.

and so i wait. they'll give in. it's just a matter of time

During the temporary intermission, please be to enjoy this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHJdv...eature=related

Fucking ninjas and their tricks.

i wuz guna gives dis a spades buts den i dun starts redin its gud....i gaves 5 spadeses

I iz so confuzed.

they locked your account for prev accountaments?

you played real money on your prev acc?

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

they locked your account for prev accountaments?

you played real money on your prev acc?

Played on FTP 4 years ago for deposit bonus back when bonus whoring was cool. That or when bonus whoring was doable with neteller. Fast forward 3 years later, I decide I want rakeback, can't even remember my old account or password and get a new account with a new email address since I've graduated and now use gmail. FTP had no problem letting me deposit and play but suddenly I ask if I can play more than 8 tables and they flip out.

Now I've been sent a mail saying they're forwarding my transfer request to a senior agent who will take up to 2-3 days to transfer my funds. Hopefully they put it back in my old account but this could be a never ending circle where I never get my monies.

Merry Christmas! May you all have cheezeburgers!!!!

Excellent thre3ad! 5 spades!!!!!

although if you put one of those operaration/goal thingies in you r sig i will take them away

Originally Posted by bigred

More specific goals:

100NL by end of January

200NL by end of March

Is this realistic? Like aren't you working full time?

Just curious about your hand volume.

/insert dick joke

U can haz awparashun fur cristmus here u goez:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Originally Posted by bigred

More specific goals:

100NL by end of January

200NL by end of March

Is this realistic? Like aren't you working full time?

Just curious about your hand volume.

/insert dick joke

It's doable imo. We shall see!

I got my money back but I want to move to stars. I don't want to give these FTP thieves another cent in rake.

Originally Posted by bigred

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Originally Posted by bigred

More specific goals:

100NL by end of January

200NL by end of March

Is this realistic? Like aren't you working full time?

Just curious about your hand volume.

/insert dick joke

It's doable imo. We shall see!

Thx for your explanation. I will now be subscribing to your newsletter.

LET IT SNOW MONIES!!!!!

Ok, I got to play 500 hands on stars for a profit of 2.5 buyins at 50nl. I want to thank Andy AKB for helping me out with the transfer to stars. Also, thanks for the operation gift, U R DOING IT RITE!!!!

U were to the left of me on one of my tables...i think. We played one medium pot together....and i think u layed down KQ on a K45 flop or sometihng like dat amirite?

Originally Posted by AnTman_69

U were to the left of me on one of my tables...i think. We played one medium pot together....and i think u layed down KQ on a K45 flop or sometihng like dat amirite?

lol, nit

HAI BIDREG

Originally Posted by AnTman_69

U were to the left of me on one of my tables...i think. We played one medium pot together....and i think u layed down KQ on a K45 flop or sometihng like dat amirite?

Meh, I misplayed that hand. A8 of diamonds on a diamond flop.

I tried to convince myself I could call since we were deep. Meh

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($49.25)
CO ($13.25)
BTN ($112.25)
SB ($151.45)
Hero (BB) ($115.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($2, 4 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, SB raises to $15, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($32, 2 players)
SB bets $21, Hero folds

Final Pot: $32

SB wins $51.45 ( won +$14.95 )
BTN lost -$0.50
Hero lost -$15.50
CO lost -$0.50

I may be terrible, but I'm pretty sure call, fold turn is horrendous

When I was posting the hand I was wondering the same thing.

I have the 9 diamonds, 3 2's, and 3 aces. Hitting the ace doesn't win me the hand in most situations. Op is playing this pretty damn strong for such deep stacks. Diamond or a 2 on the river probably isn't going to net me enough on the river to make it profitable. 4 or 3 of diamonds completely screws me too. Villain may not have a set but I'm not maxing my value on a paired board.

I think this is a clear fold to 3bet on flop but a marginal fold on turn.

fwiw I like simply calling he flop in this particular hand.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

fwiw I like simply calling he flop in this particular hand.

Well yeah if I could go back in time. I wanted a freecardament.

Originally Posted by bigred

Originally Posted by Galapogos

fwiw I like simply calling he flop in this particular hand.

Well yeah if I could go back in time. I wanted a freecardament.

Looking back in the hand, I think this is pretty obv. You're not folding many Kx with a raise and you have sick equity vs anything else.

I don't mind the a raise. Backdoor str8 draw NFD and overcard. Get some money in the pot in position with equity before the turn.

Call the turn

While I'm thinking about my 2009 goals and targets, can someone point me to a source that details achieving SNE status? IE, X amount of hands at xNL

Originally Posted by bigred

While I'm thinking about my 2009 goals and targets, can someone point me to a source that details achieving SNE status? IE, X amount of hands at xNL

http://www.spoonitnow.com/vpp_calc.php

Wow, that's a lot of hands.

BB is 44/26
BTN is 11/8

I was just baffled by BTN's fold. His line screamed set. I want opinions on what BTN had, TT or a str8 draw?

Also, I was probably shoving over BB raise if BTN had folded instead of raised.


$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($32.80)
Hero (UTG+1) ($50.00)
CO ($65.35)
BTN ($57.20)
SB ($31.45)
BB ($71.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BTN calls $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($8.25, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5, BTN raises to $12.50, BB raises to $21.50, UTG folds, Hero folds, BTN folds

Final Pot: $38.25

BB wins $45.40 ( won +$21.90 )
UTG lost -$2
Hero lost -$7
BTN lost -$14.50

No way BTN had a straight draw. 79 just isn't in his range. Probably just one of those random mindless spazz moments they have.

Edit: If it was just you and BB, I'd just call BB down since that's such a safe board and you're IP.

Originally Posted by Galapogos

No way BTN had a straight draw. 79 just isn't in his range. Probably just one of those random mindless spazz moments they have.

Edit: If it was just you and BB, I'd just call BB down since that's such a safe board and you're IP.

Yeah, agreed on that.

30 hands later against same BTN....

Lesson learned.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($60.90)
UTG+1 ($15.45)
CO ($123.70)
BTN ($7.50)
Hero (SB) ($50.00)
BB ($75.80)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is SB
UTG raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG raises to $9, Hero raises to $25, UTG folds

Final Pot: $22.50

Hero wins $37.40 ( won +$10.40 )
UTG lost -$11

So I DID see you!

Why didn't you care to respond to my dodgy advances in the chat?

Originally Posted by Ash256

So I DID see you!

Why didn't you care to respond to my dodgy advances in the chat?

Probably didn't notice them. I'm quite the chat whore if you get me started.

Operation checkin.

Haven't had a ton of time to play over the last few days but what little play I've managed has gone well. I'm about 35% of the way to 100NL which is plus. I'm going to be snowboarding in Utah for the next week but plan on playing a lot when I return.

i just had a moment of enlightenment. awparashun =aw=pa=ra=shun = operation! AND, xianti's avatar has a bunch of hot dogs in it!

Originally Posted by JKDS

i just had a moment of enlightenment. awparashun =aw=pa=ra=shun = operation! AND, xianti's avatar has a bunch of hot dogs in it!

You sir, are a genius. Even i didn't figure that out!

So I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah right now. I must say, it's a beautiful city. I don't know a lot about mormons but they are a very good looking people.

I'm looking forward to snowboarding tomorrow! Probably gonna hit up snowbird.

you find the side strands of hair appealing???

mmmmm...

i keed

wat

Originally Posted by bigred

Originally Posted by JKDS

i just had a moment of enlightenment. awparashun =aw=pa=ra=shun = operation! AND, xianti's avatar has a bunch of hot dogs in it!

You sir, are a genius. Even i didn't figure that out!

So I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah right now. I must say, it's a beautiful city. I don't know a lot about mormons but they are a very good looking people.

I'm looking forward to snowboarding tomorrow! Probably gonna hit up snowbird.

All you need to know about mormon girls is they won't put out. And not in the Catholic girl way, they actually don't put out.

UPDATE?

take out the up and i'm in!

no, I will be in this time






PLAY POKER GODDAMMIT

Update: Lost a few buyins but really haven't been playing. Going to force myself to play a lot this week. Need to make 100nl in 11 days.

Also, did you know about the Mikogo plugin to Skype?

http://skype.mikogo.com/

I haven't been updating this operation and for that I apologize. Long post will be written tonight after I go pick u PNL for the book club.

There should be some penatly for every 1k hands less than me you play

I've played about 7k hands in the last two days. What do I owe you?

New rule: No playing when you're super hungover. I just called an all in on a 28929 board with pocket 8's never noticing the river. Yay me.

Only at 5k for the year so you're doing ok

Gimme monies then bish.

I'm going to pick up PNL. Trip to Union Square!

Bigred picks up 20 billion tabling!




So I decided to try the table ninja hotkey application and found this to be the greatest invention since sliced bread. I'd tried the bet pot script from AHK but became quickly irritated with it for many reasons. This program on the other hand is simple, effective, and makes monies!!!!! I usually play 8 tables at the most but when all you really need to hit is the b, c, or v button life becomes easier. So, I slowly increased 2 tables at a time until I decided 20 was my sweetspot. The graph above is about 11k+ hands running at about 10 bb/100.

Due to the deep BR nature of playing a billion tables, I'm going to set my goals back and require a larger BR to move up to 100NL. It is possible to still make it in January but I have a long way to go.

oh, PS

Played 2.3K hands tonight and won 4 buyins, cool dude.

I'm quickly approaching my 20K hand threshold and need advice on plugging leaks. Basically, besides looking at big pot hands I lost, and a few minor HUD stats, I don't know what to search for. I'm guessing filtering PP hands, SC's, etc is a good idea but what should my approach be? Any and all advice welcome.

A big leak I found last year was just positional play. Playing too much OOP or not enough IP. 3betting too much OOP (from blinds) and not enough IP (from button).