lol at the sick plan. no im just trying to learn!

I like your point about the flop. If I did that though it would be a completely different hand so Im gonna comment on it as played.

When you say I should c/c the turn then do I c/c call the river? Because by checking I gain less info than I would by betting?--wait is that true? Also if he is on a draw I would be giving him a free card.

As I'm fleshing this out it seems the issue is certainly the flop play because by playing as I did hand reading is more difficult imo.