So whoever knows my story that's cool, if you don't that's cool too. It doesn't really matter so much. What does matter is that for all practical purposes I'm back to break even at life, back to living at my parents with no car and no money, and a net worth of something around 3.9 FPPs and $200. I'm also single for the time being, but all the single ladies can eat a dick because I'm about to get this money and I don't have time for anything with a vagina unless I'm getting paid. And don't ask about how all of this went down, because if you needed to know you'd already know by now.

Starting today and for the upcoming few weeks I'm going to be playing 50nl fr on PokerStars with a backer. I absolutely fucking hate being staked, but I don't have much of a choice right now.

This should be a walk in the park compared to what's happened in the past 2 years, so come hang out with your boy spoony in his failblog of fail.