today's worst hands
aka Jackie's Massive Spewage


PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

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SB ($5.98)
Hero ($4.81)
UTG ($5.78)
MP ($22.06)
Button ($3.04)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, Q, 8, 9.
UTG calls $0.05, MP calls $0.05, Button calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.22) 9, A, T (4 players)
Hero bets $0.15, UTG calls $0.15, MP folds, Button calls $0.15.

Turn: ($0.67) 4 (3 players)
Hero bets $0.4, UTG folds, Button raises to $0.8, Hero calls $0.40.

River: ($2.27) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1, Hero calls $1.

Final Pot: $4.27

Results in white below:
Hero has Js Qh 8d 9h (High: flush, ace high).
Button has Kh 3h 2h 7h (High: flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $4.27.




PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

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MP ($2.56)
Hero ($7.19)
Button ($7.35)
SB ($6.79)
BB ($8.64)
UTG ($6.19)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , , , .
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.17, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, 1 fold.

Flop: ($0.39) , , (2 players)
SB bets $0.2, Hero raises to $0.6, SB calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.59) (2 players)
SB bets $0.2, Hero raises to $0.6, SB calls $0.40.

River: ($2.79) (2 players)
SB bets $0.2, Hero calls $0.20.

Final Pot: $3.19

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad 3s 3h Ah (High: three of a kind, threes).
SB has 4h 5c As 4d (High: three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: SB wins $3.19.




PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

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BB ($5.37)
Hero ($5.31)
MP ($22.61)
Button ($12.08)
SB ($1.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with , , , .
Hero raises to $0.17, 1 fold, Button calls $0.17, 2 folds.

Flop: ($0.41) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $0.3, Button calls $0.30.

Turn: ($1.01) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $0.3, Hero calls $0.30.

River: ($1.61) (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1, Hero calls $1.

Final Pot: $3.61

Results in white below:
Hero has 4d Ad 5d Ah (Low: 7, 6, 5, 4, A | High: two pair, fives and fours).
Button has 2c Ac 4h 9c (Low: 6, 5, 4, 2, A | High: flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $3.61.




PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

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MP ($6.63)
Hero ($5.22)
SB ($8.74)
BB ($7.64)
UTG ($1.06)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , , , .
UTG calls $0.05, MP calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.2, 1 fold, BB calls $0.15, UTG calls $0.15, MP folds.

Flop: ($0.67) , , (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($0.67) (3 players)
BB bets $0.67, UTG folds, Hero calls $0.67.

River: ($2.01) (2 players)
BB bets $0.75, Hero calls $0.75.

Final Pot: $3.51

Results in white below:
BB has 3c Qh As Js (High: four of a kind, queens).
Hero has Jh 2c Ac 7c (High: straight, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $3.51.




PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

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Hero ($11.10)
UTG ($10.36)
MP ($4.43)
Button ($4.11)
SB ($6.18)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , , , .
UTG calls $0.05, MP calls $0.05, Button calls $0.05, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.25) , , (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($0.25) (5 players)
SB bets $0.1, Hero calls $0.10, UTG calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, Button folds.

River: ($0.65) (4 players)
SB bets $0.15, Hero raises to $0.9, UTG raises to $1.65, MP folds, SB calls $1.50, Hero calls $0.75.

Final Pot: $5.60

Results in white below:
Hero has 2c 4c 4h Jh (Low: 5, 4, 3, 2, A | High: straight, six high).
UTG has 2s Td Qd 4s (Low: 5, 4, 3, 2, A | High: straight, six high).
SB has 7d 3c As 4d (Low: 6, 5, 4, 3, A | High: straight, seven high).
Outcome: SB wins $2.80. Hero wins $1.40. UTG wins $1.40.




PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

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Button ($6.31)
Hero ($2.47)
BB ($5.98)
UTG ($4.75)
MP ($2.19)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , , , .
UTG calls $0.05, MP calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.20) , , (4 players)
Hero bets $0.2, BB folds, UTG calls $0.20, MP folds.

Turn: ($0.60) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

River: ($0.60) (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $0.6, Hero calls $0.60.

Final Pot: $1.80

Results in white below:
UTG has 7s 6c 5s 3d (Low: 5, 4, 3, 2, A | High: straight, five high).
Hero has 7h Ah 6s 5h (Low: 6, 5, 4, 2, A | High: one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $1.80.




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