In other news:
I made a (more or less) triomphant return to ring games.
However, even here people hit flushes agains me on the river every single time.
If you are in a hand against me chasing a fucking flush, get all your chips in 'cause it will hit the river. Always. Without fail.
Still, I lost about $60 playing SnG's today, but made about $60 playing cash.
Break-even is better than losing. Oh well.