Ooooh Lawdy, my troubles so hard. Don't nobody know my troubles but Gawd. Some people pray for health, some pray for strength, some for world peace. I pray to hit a flop every now and then. Today is one of those days where I can't hit a flop to save my life. If I have high cards flop is low, and vice versa. All pockets pairs flop with overcards.

I'll pass on the grinding school. I can't see myself paying someone to teach me poker. I'm not looking at this as a source of income, so the free school of hard knocks will do just fine. I'll pay someone to teach me golf first. That's too big to call a divot.

I play everyday, sometimes just for an hour or so. Maybe I shouldn't do that. But this game is just so much fun. Even when playing for change.