Axeman740 wins the internet:

Dealer: NutPopper, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: Regular time for player NutPopper has expired, TIME BANK has beenactivated
Axeman740: ffs
Dealer: Axeman740, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Axeman740: it takkes 50 seconds to do that does it you jizz truck
Dealer: Hand #95403320574: NutPopper wins pot ($30)

not sure if its sad or awesome that this is the highlight of my day, but regardless, hats off to this man.