This will likely get deleted, and strikes issued, as is all so common when someone posts helpful shit in someone else's blog. But thats fine.

The point of the matter is this: SLEVIN YOU FUCKING FAIL IF YOU MOVE UP!

It's really that simple. You want to "make a profit","become a pro", "Live off poker", "win the Main Event", and all that other bogus shit you have said over the months since you have been here. Yet you can't stick to goal as simple as "beat 2nl". That's where you haven't bettered your discipline. This is where you FAIL.

The fact that a few individuals have come in here feeding you useless and retarded advice that you have wanted to hear all along, doesn't mean that their advice is worth a damn. You may say "well your advice isn't worth a damn!!", and that's fine. Because even before I typed this I knew it wasn't worth a damn. I know you still going to move to 5nl, and I know you are still going to fail.

You preach about the importance of BRM and discipline now, but you still haven't got a clue about either. You are wanting to move up with 14 buyins for 5nl (which is absolutely doable if you aren't inept at poker as you are), and you claim to be disciplined now because you played 8k hands at 2nl without losing your roll.

I'm sorry buddy, but you aren't going to succeed if you don't straighten shit out and learn to win at the lowest levels.

And to whomever comes in here preaching about how playing the higher stakes is better because it's more like poker and not a fucking crapshoot, you are seriously misguided, and are lacking serious fundamentals of the game.


2NL, so easy, only slevin could fuck it up! (Geico reference.. Get it?).

Stax