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I RUN LIKE FUCKING ASS WTF ASDG HETY5QW5H EQWTGSDF THIS IN 500 MISERABLE HANDS HOOOOOOOOOOOW THE FUUCK
1. vs the table donk
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG ($29.59)
UTG+1 ($25)
MP1 ($44.29)
MP2 ($73.11)
CO ($32.57)
Button ($18.25)
SB ($73.17)
Hero (BB) ($25.35)
Preflop: Hero is BB with K , A
6 folds, SB bets $0.75, Hero raises to $2.75, SB calls $2
Flop: ($5.50) A, 9 , 6 (2 players)
SB bets $2.76, Hero raises to $7.50, SB raises to $70.42 (All-In), Hero calls $15.10 (All-In)
Turn: ($50.70) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($50.70) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $50.70 | Rake: $2.53
Results below:
SB had A, 9 (two pair, Aces and nines).
Hero had K, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: SB won $48.17
2. std
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Hero (MP1) ($55.02)
MP2 ($25.57)
CO ($11.08)
Button ($22.25)
SB ($25.67)
BB ($8.75)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($26.15)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, A
2 folds, Hero bets $1, 3 folds, SB raises to $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $9, SB raises to $25.67 (All-In), Hero calls $16.67
Flop: ($51.59) 6, 3, 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($51.59) K (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($51.59) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $51.59 | Rake: $2.57
Results below:
SB had K, K (three of a kind, Kings).
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: SB won $49.02
3. ofc
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Hero (BB) ($25)
UTG ($18.65)
UTG+1 ($9.65)
MP1 ($29.76)
MP2 ($24.40)
CO ($7.07)
Button ($25)
SB ($35.94)
Preflop: Hero is BB with K, 6
UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, CO calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero checks
Flop: ($1.10) 9, 6, K (4 players)
Hero bets $0.75, UTG calls $0.75, UTG+1 calls $0.75, CO calls $0.75
Turn: ($4.10) 2 (4 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3, UTG+1 calls $3, 1 fold
River: ($13.10) A (3 players)
Hero bets $15.60, UTG calls $14.65 (All-In), 1 fold
Total pot: $42.40 | Rake: $2.12
Results below:
Hero had K, 6 (two pair, Kings and sixes).
UTG had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: UTG won $40.28
4. yes, river me again bitch
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG+1 ($49.10)
Hero (MP1) ($25)
MP2 ($25)
MP3 ($219.86)
CO ($81.78)
Button ($34.10)
SB ($27.93)
BB ($32.97)
UTG ($20.32)
Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 2, 2
2 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, MP3 calls $1.50, CO calls $1.50, 2 folds, BB calls $1.25
Flop: ($6.55) 2, A, 3 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5.25, MP3 calls $5.25, 1 fold, BB raises to $31.42 (All-In), Hero calls $18.20 (All-In), 1 fold
Turn: ($58.70) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($58.70) A (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $58.70 | Rake: $2.93
Results below:
BB had As, 3 (full house, Aces over threes).
Hero had 2, 2 (full house, twos over Aces).
Outcome: BB won $55.77
5. vs table maniac - prolly a bit tilted at this point but he was going all in with any K, draw, etc
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Button ($36.06)
SB ($25)
BB ($25)
UTG ($44.64)
UTG+1 ($34.90)
MP1 ($32.57)
MP2 ($79.52)
Hero (CO) ($39.24)
Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero bets $1, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.75
Flop: ($2.35) K, 10, 8 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $1.75, UTG+1 calls $1.75
Turn: ($5.85) J (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $5.85, Hero raises to $36.49 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $26.30 (All-In)
River: ($70.15) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $70.15 | Rake: $3
Results below:
UTG+1 had 9s, Qs (straight, King high).
Hero had Ah, As (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $67.15
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE TIME AFTER TIME AFTER FUCKING TIME COME FUCKING ON
I take it usually without a problem. Time after time. "Ten deep breaths," I tell myself. "It's poker, its counterproductive to look at results. It will even out with time. You don't have time to think about results, because you need 100% focus on hands happening right now." Eventually it builds up into this and I asplode into this forum. Enjoy the emorage. Jesus fucking christ fuck my life.
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