Wow that's horrible sauce. If it helps to cheer you up: I'm officially running good again, bwahaha.

Got berated in the chat for this one:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($773.27)
Button ($621.98)
Hero ($607.40)
BB ($519)
UTG ($400)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, K.
1 fold, MP raises to $15, 1 fold, Hero raises to $49, 1 fold, MP calls $34.

Flop: ($102) J, 6, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $70, MP calls $70.

Turn: ($242) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $160, MP raises $654.27 (All-In), Hero calls $328.40 (All-In).

River: ($1216.80) T (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $1216.80

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Qd (a flush, king high).
MP has 5c 4c (high card jack).
Outcome: Hero wins $1216.80.

Should've probably either bet turn harder or c/f'ed, as played the call is slightly loose, right?

Anyways, after this the guy was out to get me. Here are the other big pots we played (note how I always win - rigg3d!):

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($464.90)
SB ($606.80)
BB ($848)
Hero ($400)
MP ($615)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7, 7.
Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, SB calls $12, 1 fold.

Flop: ($32) 5, 6, 8 (2 players)
SB bets $28, Hero calls $28.

Turn: ($88) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $64, SB calls $64.

River: ($216) Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $150, SB calls $150.

Final Pot: $516

Results in white below:
Hero has 7s 7h (a straight, five to nine).
SB has 6h 5h (two pairs, sixes and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $516.

I was originally planning to rep the flush if it came on the turn, but when he checked the river I decided to valuebet the straight instead. Needless to say, the berating in the chat box continued up until the following hand:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO ($187.20)
Button ($723.68)
Hero ($1)
BB ($433.25)
UTG ($351.80)
MP ($244)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3, 3.
1 fold, MP raises to $14, CO calls $14, 1 fold, Hero calls $12, 1 fold.

Flop: ($46) 6, 3, 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $33, MP folds, CO calls $33.

Turn: ($112) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $78, Hero raises to $156, CO calls $62.20 (All-In).

River: ($408.20) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $408.20

Results in white below:
Hero has 3h 3s (four of a kind, threes).
CO has 4s 4h (two pair, fours and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $408.20.

Then he was quiet. Sadly I had to leave the tables, I think he might have tilted off more if I had stayed.