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[Genitruc]

that is gross miffed

yeah this is really weird. it's almost like they've stopped "looking into" DP abuse.

FU PARTY

[benny999]

wow those disconnects are cold/weak.

quick update for me, i played a couple sessions on some life-related tilt and dropped 2-3k
some flush over flush coolers and things that compounded it, but most was just bad play and i shoulda stopped earlier on.

i thought i'd learned to not play in bad moods. anyway i'll be back when i can play poker and do good again.
also going to focus less on results (ie checking my graph, cashier, etc so much).

[Halv]

Fwiw I reported at least four DP-abuses the last two weeks, and got the "good" response every time.

Also,

+2k in the challenge

You're behind, beotches:P

Pfffft, was there the second day. 3.8k now, after two set-over-sets and a flopped straight vs turned quads AI on the flop .

[Halv]

So I was browsing that other forum today, and came across this:

I post mainly on the more noobish FlopTurnRiver ...

IT'S ON!!

[Miffed22001]

does my10k jackpot win make me eligible?

I guess i can play 400nl again now

[IowaSkinsFan]

Geni your my hero please go back to 35/28 style

[Genitruc]

Geni your my hero please go back to 35/28 style

but then my heads would asplode every 600 hands or so so I'd have to run at 75ptbb/100 to have a shot.

btw i emailed party again about that lame DP abuse and got a better reply ; they said they had insufficient proof that villain was a chronic abuser but that he had been warned...

[Numbr2intheWorld]

[Genitruc]

Playing aggro like you seem to be I bet you swing up pretty hard when you start making hands.

[Genitruc]

Goddamn.

Party is an insane place to play poker on a Saturday night.

Here are some of the fun hands from my session 2nite :

Standard stuff I only tend to see on Party :


$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 13, 00:10:22 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1305503 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 6: davidross ( $1,043.75 USD )
Seat 1: supacat333 ( $389 USD )
Seat 3: O1eja ( $507.46 USD )
Seat 2: Alstr0 ( $538.10 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $462.30 USD )
Seat 5: Rumlan ( $339.50 USD )
Rumlan posts small blind [$2 USD].
davidross posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
supacat333 folds.
Alstr0 folds.
O1eja folds.
HERO raises [$14 USD]
Rumlan calls [$12 USD]
davidross folds.
** Dealing Flop **
Rumlan checks.
HERO bets [$21 USD]
Rumlan calls [$21 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
Rumlan checks.
HERO bets [$35 USD]
Rumlan calls [$35 USD]
** Dealing River **
Rumlan checks.
HERO checks.
Rumlan shows a pair of Fives.
HERO doesn't show a pair of Fives.
The time at which hand ended:May 13 2007 00:13 ET
Rumlan wins $140.50 USD from the main pot with a pair of Fives with Jack kicker.


A shitty spot. I guess I’m lucky the king hit. God did I ever feel like checking behind (villain was laggy but seemed decent) :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 13, 01:34:37 ET 2007
Table Table 127461 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ZombieOn ( $856 USD )
Seat 3: NFLBestline1 ( $685.68 USD )
Seat 4: ffsrigged ( $772 USD )
Seat 5: james1111 ( $902.35 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $493.30 USD )
Seat 6: PardeeNaked ( $400 USD )
james1111 posts small blind [$2 USD].
PardeeNaked posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
ZombieOn folds.
HERO raises [$14 USD]
NFLBestline1 folds.
ffsrigged folds.
james1111 calls [$12 USD]
PardeeNaked folds.
** Dealing Flop **
james1111 bets [$20 USD]
HERO calls [$20 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
james1111 checks.
HERO bets [$65 USD]
james1111 calls [$65 USD]
** Dealing River **
james1111 checks.
HERO bets [$100 USD]
james1111 is all-In.
HERO: yaya...
HERO: obv....
HERO: so standard
HERO folds.
james1111 shows
james1111 wins $1,102.35 USD


I get owned by a decent reg :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 13, 00:42:18 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1305503 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 6: davidross ( $1,473.27 USD )
Seat 3: O1eja ( $400 USD )
Seat 2: Alstr0 ( $962.80 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $616.80 USD )
Seat 1: ffsrigged ( $400 USD )
Seat 5: BadCardsAA ( $402 USD )
BadCardsAA posts small blind [$2 USD].
davidross posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
ffsrigged folds.
Alstr0 folds.
O1eja folds.
HERO raises [$14 USD]
BadCardsAA folds.
davidross calls [$10 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
davidross checks.
HERO bets [$24 USD]
davidross calls [$24 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
davidross checks.
HERO bets [$45 USD]
davidross calls [$45 USD]
** Dealing River **
davidross bets [$75 USD]
HERO calls [$75 USD]
davidross shows a pair of Kings.
HERO doesn't show a pair of Jacks.
The time at which hand ended:May 13 2007 00:51 ET
davidross wins $314.50 USD from the main pot with a pair of Kings.


Calling down a laggtard :


$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 13, 01:30:43 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304640 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: ozminh ( $362.10 USD )
Seat 2: davidross ( $637.14 USD )
Seat 5: Alstr0 ( $1,479.60 USD )
Seat 6: HERO ( $400 USD )
Seat 4: ffsrigged ( $479.60 USD )
HERO posts small blind [$2 USD].
ozminh posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
ffsrigged folds.
Alstr0 folds.
HERO raises [$12 USD]
ozminh calls [$10 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO checks.
ozminh bets [$10 USD]
HERO calls [$10 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
HERO checks.
ozminh bets [$15 USD]
HERO calls [$15 USD]
** Dealing River **
HERO checks.
ozminh bets [$15 USD]
HERO calls [$15 USD]
ozminh shows a pair of Queens.
HERO shows a pair of Queens.
The time at which hand ended:May 13 2007 01:35 ET
HERO wins $105.50 USD from the main pot with a pair of Queens with King kicker.



Deep Carnage vs thinking tagg :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 13, 00:52:27 ET 2007
Table Table 127409 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: ICatchdaBigfish ( $430.74 USD )
Seat 5: davidross ( $1,157.70 USD )
Seat 3: O1eja ( $1,117.20 USD )
Seat 6: HERO ( $951.63 USD )
Seat 1: BangDeBang ( $142.96 USD )
Seat 2: floodz ( $210.30 USD )
ICatchdaBigfish posts small blind [$2 USD].
davidross posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
HERO raises [$14 USD]
BangDeBang calls [$14 USD]
floodz calls [$14 USD]
O1eja raises [$74 USD]
ICatchdaBigfish folds.
davidross folds.
HERO calls [$60 USD]
BangDeBang folds.
floodz folds.
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$124 USD]
O1eja raises [$300 USD]
HERO is all-In.
O1eja folds.
HERO does not show cards.
HERO wins $1,356.63 USD


Ummm… I guess I put him on a floated turned gutshot that would call? :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, May 12, 23:23:04 ET 2007
Table Table 126838 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: partyjohan ( $445.19 USD )
Seat 4: marc_921 ( $102.10 USD )
Seat 6: FatDevil ( $1,172.16 USD )
Seat 2: O1eja ( $485 USD )
Seat 5: Bangkok666 ( $394 USD )
Seat 1: HERO ( $400 USD )
FatDevil posts small blind [$2 USD].
HERO posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
O1eja folds.
partyjohan folds.
marc_921 folds.
Bangkok666 raises [$16 USD]
FatDevil folds.
HERO raises [$44 USD]
Bangkok666 calls [$32 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$68 USD]
Bangkok666 calls [$68 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
HERO checks.
Bangkok666 bets [$111 USD]
HERO is all-In.
Bangkok666 is all-In.
** Dealing River **
Bangkok666 shows high card Ace.
HERO shows a pair of Eights.
HERO wins $6 USD from side pot #1 with a pair of Eights.
HERO wins $787 USD from the main pot with a pair of Eights.


+900ish$ for the session so just broke the 1k mark for the challenge.

Rinse, wash, repeat 29 times?

[Genitruc]

Oh yeah. Speaking of carnage : almost forgot about this one.

Villain is running 62/55/11 lol :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, May 12, 23:32:27 ET 2007
Table Table 126838 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: partyjohan ( $700.79 USD )
Seat 6: FatDevil ( $1,494.16 USD )
Seat 2: O1eja ( $513.30 USD )
Seat 5: Bangkok666 ( $489 USD )
Seat 1: HERO ( $769 USD )
Seat 4: BigFlick26 ( $413.50 USD )
O1eja posts small blind [$2 USD].
partyjohan posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
BigFlick26 folds.
Bangkok666 folds.
FatDevil folds.
HERO raises [$14 USD]
O1eja folds.
partyjohan raises [$64 USD]
HERO calls [$54 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
partyjohan bets [$92 USD]
HERO raises [$184 USD]
partyjohan calls [$92 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
partyjohan is all-In.
HERO calls [$448.79 USD]
** Dealing River **
partyjohan shows two pairs, Queens and Eights.
HERO shows two pairs, Queens and Eights.
HERO wins $1,400.58 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Queens and Eights with Ace kicker.

[Alexos]

Everyone should post 1st week results on the 16th, so we can have a P&L summary and rankings.

Ya?

[Halv]

Why not post results tonight instead, and do it weekly on sundays? Also, what are P&L summaries/rankings?

[Genitruc]

Why not post results tonight instead, and do it weekly on sundays? Also, what are P&L summaries/rankings?

"P & L summaries"???

i ll post screenshots in a bit

[IowaSkinsFan]

I have had two sessions at 200nl so far where i've been down over 1k at one point.... luckily the first time i ended up up 1.2k and the toher one only down 200.

Results so far is up 1.5k

[Genitruc]

Sweet Jesus.

Cocco_Bill just sent me his May results thus far. I told him he should play in the challenge and he ***coughs*** politely declined (or was just too lazy! ).

Some of this is nl800 and nl1k.

But still :



Did I mention this is all since May 1st?

I'm not sure if this is depressing or uplifting. Prob a bit of both.

[Alexos]

P&L = profit/loss for each player

rankings = 1st:Alexos up $20k, 2nd:Sauce up 2k, etc...once we get all the weekly results from each player

I dont care at all whether we do it on Sundays weekly, but we should do it.

[Genitruc]

[IowaSkinsFan]

Ill kill you Alexos if you're up 20k!!! lol

I'm up 1.5k

[Halv]

Here's my week 1. Was planning to play another session tonight but meh, I'm too tired.

[Genitruc]

Alexos, if you don't show us some stellar results, we're looking at Halvsame = early favourite

NONONONONONONONONO

[Alexos]

I'll play a session tonight and we'll see, I might come close to Halv. Then again I might join Sauce too, lol!

GL me

Will post later with results for the week. We'll do it every Sunday then I guess.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

I'm up like 500... i would be up a lot more but i had a -1400 dollar day yesterday.

[Alexos]

Meh

[sauce123]

i donno if im gonna count my live winning or not... if i count live +6k if i dont im even.

[benny999]

i'm down ~4k
this is the worst i've ever run (went from +7.3k to +1.5k overall this month)...although historically i run the best following this sort of thing.
bring on week 2!

[Alexos]

Cool, so assuming only online earnings, first week results are:

1)HalvSame 4,322
2)Alexos 2,430
3)ISF 1,500
4)Genitruc 1,092
5)Massimo 500
6)Sauce 0
7)Benny -4,000

GOGGOGOGOG

Sauce, dude, you already out of the 11k hole. I'm shittin my pants.

[Genitruc]

Sauce if you won moniez live after sitting with 600 or less at any time after midnight May 9 then I'd say count those winnings yo.

[Genitruc]

Just started a quick session before heading out to school.

Oops :

[andr3w321]

Cocco_Bill is disgusting... 42k hands in 13 days. Respect.

[sauce123]

yea well i kind of played only 5/10 and 10/20 live so i doubt its gonna count...

[Numbr2intheWorld]

up 1700 now.

i really need to be playing more...

[IowaSkinsFan]

Idk about anyone else but two thoughts.
1. This was the best idea ever *applause Genitruc*
2. This is really mativating me to play more.

[Alexos]

Idk about anyone else but two thoughts.
1. This was the best idea ever *applause Genitruc*
2. This is really mativating me to play more.

QFT

[Genitruc]

Idk about anyone else but two thoughts.
1. This was the best idea ever *applause Genitruc*
2. This is really mativating me to play more.

QFT

I need to stop losing 500 bb's in 200 hands with AA and AK

KEEP THE GOOD KARMA COMING BABY

[Halv]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

Ran into boats with trips/top kicker twice today, 5-bet shoved AK into AA for 150BBs preflop, and couldn't stop bluffing the calling station. Also one of my QQ's got folded preflop (don't know if I timed out or misclicked), but not the one when a 1/3 buyin dude open-complete/3-bet KK AI from the SB against my BB. Somehow I only ended down one buyin at 600NL and one at 400NL, and I managed to quit before tilt had a chance to set in.

Tomorrow I'm going on a road trip to Sweden to get some cheap beer and stuff, and then I'm gonna celebrate the norwegian independence day. Looking forward to a day or two off .

[Alexos]

Woooooowwwww

I felt like tilting today and dropped 2.2k in less than 1k hands. I could of made like 5k back if I stayed since my image was total trailor trash

I'm so stupid +600 in the challenge

[IowaSkinsFan]

same boat, dropped 1.4k last night weee! only up 1k for the challenge.

[Genitruc]

all of a sudden this sounds like a golf tournament where Tiger shoots 75 in the 1st round and everybody' s "whee we gonna maybe WIN for once!..."

Then everyone shoots 80 in round 2.

Standard (insert screenshot of Sauce making 15k in 1 session...).

[Alexos]

I made a long-lost friend today. His name is InterPoker. He and I will make a comeback and take down this challenge.

I have a screenshot of the beg. balance....

btw do bonuses count or have to be removed?

+1.2k or so in the challenge

[Genitruc]

I made a long-lost friend today. His name is InterPoker. He and I will make a comeback and take down this challenge.

I have a screenshot of the beg. balance....

btw do bonuses count or have to be removed?

+1.2k or so in the challenge

Bonuses are a no-go

Don't forget you get 30% of Rake paid counted as profit on Stars, FTP and UB.

[Genitruc]

God it's pissing me off having so much shit to do at school right now.

2morrow ima find me some fishies and run good.

Who wants to bet 50$ that I make 1600$ 2morrow?

1st person who pm's me gets to take the bet.

edit : bet already taken

[benny999]

just finished my first session after a couple days break (needed that)...made about $2k.

so -2k for the challenge so far.

also, the ISF post about this challenge - QFT

[IowaSkinsFan]

AHHHHH
every sesh of this challenge i have been up or down 5 buy ins at one point during it!!
+1k yesterday so im back on track.

[Genitruc]

GG me

Played 179 hands 2 day and stopped for obvious reasons.

My last 400 hands of poker (total I've played for past 3 days) =



Time to ship some moniez to Alexos!

[Genitruc]

Details :

9 buyins in 400 hands has just come from standard hands like this I guess :

Villain is a 50/20 laggtard.

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 16, 17:59:44 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304640 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: tharantor1 ( $510.40 USD )
Seat 2: Neil_Trahey ( $380.80 USD )
Seat 3: rogybear ( $743.61 USD )
Seat 6: dinpikslikke ( $526.50 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $437.50 USD )
Seat 5: lolImAmerican ( $400 USD )
Neil_Trahey posts small blind [$2 USD].
rogybear posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
HERO raises [$14 USD]
dinpikslikke folds.
tharantor1 calls [$14 USD]
Neil_Trahey folds.
rogybear folds.
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$24 USD]
tharantor1 raises [$48 USD]
HERO is all-In.
tharantor1 calls [$375.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
tharantor1 shows two pairs, Tens and Fours.
HERO doesn't show a pair of Tens.
The time at which hand ended:May 16 2007 18:00 ET
tharantor1 wins $878.50 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Tens and Fours.


Villain is 68/11. The turn is close to a fold but he just sucked too much to give him credit for a monster. He was bad-aggro enough that I figured Jx was a large part of his turn range. I was most worried about a turned 2 pair :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 16, 18:07:05 ET 2007
Table Jackpot #1304640 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: tharantor1 ( $929.20 USD )
Seat 2: Neil_Trahey ( $388.60 USD )
Seat 3: rogybear ( $748.51 USD )
Seat 6: dinpikslikke ( $520.50 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $419.50 USD )
Seat 5: lolImAmerican ( $394 USD )
tharantor1 posts small blind [$2 USD].
Neil_Trahey posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
rogybear calls [$4 USD]
HERO raises [$18 USD]
lolImAmerican folds.
dinpikslikke calls [$18 USD]
tharantor1 folds.
Neil_Trahey folds.
rogybear calls [$14 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
rogybear checks.
HERO bets [$41 USD]
dinpikslikke folds.
rogybear calls [$41 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
rogybear checks.
HERO bets [$125 USD]
rogybear raises [$250 USD]
HERO is all-In.
rogybear calls [$110.50 USD]
** Dealing River **
rogybear shows a straight Three to Seven.
HERO doesn't show a pair of Queens.
The time at which hand ended:May 16 2007 18:08 ET
rogybear wins $859.50 USD from the main pot with a straight, Three to Seven.

GG repping a set after misclick-limping preflop.

Turn I can either check or make a “commit-myself” type bet. River was a great card to get villain to fold 99/JJ/QQ (granted he’s rarely folding after calling turn) :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 16, 18:05:39 ET 2007
Table Table 127604 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: NightPatrol ( $461 USD )
Seat 4: GrafKaliostro ( $321 USD )
Seat 6: Masyanya85 ( $401.39 USD )
Seat 5: HERO ( $647.40 USD )
Seat 1: massy2072 ( $410 USD )
Seat 2: Epic_Mazur ( $400 USD )
HERO posts small blind [$2 USD].
massy2072 posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Epic_Mazur folds.
GrafKaliostro folds.
HERO calls [$2 USD]
massy2072 raises [$8 USD]
HERO calls [$8 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO checks.
massy2072 bets [$20 USD]
HERO raises [$66 USD]
massy2072 calls [$46 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
HERO bets [$154 USD]
massy2072 calls [$154 USD]
** Dealing River **
HERO bets [$178 USD]
massy2072 is all-In.
HERO shows a pair of Tens.
massy2072 shows a full house, Kings full of Tens.
massy2072 wins $818 USD from the main pot with a full house, Kings full of Tens.
#Game No : 5975027877

Standard :

- stagione sitting in seat 1 with $398.00
- TheChosen_1 sitting in seat 2 with $558.70 [Dealer]
- HERO sitting in seat 3 with $579.00
- wrIen sitting in seat 4 with $377.00
- Skalie sitting in seat 5 with $537.40
- henfingos sitting in seat 6 with $189.00

HERO posted the small blind - $2.00
wrIen posted the big blind - $4.00
** Dealing card to HERO:
Skalie folded
henfingos called - $4.00
stagione folded
TheChosen_1 called - $4.00
HERO called - $4.00
wrIen checked

** Dealing the flop:
HERO bet - $16.00
wrIen called - $16.00
henfingos folded
TheChosen_1 folded

** Dealing the turn:
HERO bet - $48.00
wrIen raised - $122.00
HERO went all-in - $513.00
wrIen went all-in - $239.00

** Dealing the river:
wrIen shows:
HERO shows:
wrIen wins $767.00 from the main pot





Ummm… standard? I didn’t think so… :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 16, 17:41:12 ET 2007
Table Table 127747 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: SCALOTTAS ( $428 USD )
Seat 2: bugges77 ( $405.60 USD )
Seat 3: Masyanya85 ( $360.30 USD )
Seat 5: GabeKaplanJr ( $362 USD )
Seat 6: Sai_da_Frente ( $450 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $429 USD )
Sai_da_Frente posts small blind [$2 USD].
SCALOTTAS posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
bugges77 folds.
Masyanya85 folds.
HERO raises [$14 USD]
GabeKaplanJr raises [$38 USD]
Sai_da_Frente folds.
SCALOTTAS folds.
HERO calls [$24 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO checks.
GabeKaplanJr bets [$75 USD]
HERO is all-In.
GabeKaplanJr is all-In.
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
GabeKaplanJr shows two pairs, Queens and Sevens.
HERO shows two pairs, Sevens and Twos.
HERO wins $67 USD from side pot #1 with two pairs, Sevens and Twos.
GabeKaplanJr wins $727 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Queens and Sevens.

Seems like this is the only way I can win a pot :

$400 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 16, 17:39:16 ET 2007
Table Table 125497 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: doolla ( $379.03 USD )
Seat 2: petroromeo ( $173.71 USD )
Seat 4: capello9 ( $709.20 USD )
Seat 5: xnagyg ( $291.60 USD )
Seat 6: ABILD555 ( $215.89 USD )
Seat 3: HERO ( $400 USD )
petroromeo posts small blind [$2 USD].
HERO posts big blind [$4 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
capello9 folds.
xnagyg folds.
ABILD555 folds.
doolla folds.
petroromeo calls [$2 USD]
HERO checks.
** Dealing Flop **
petroromeo bets [$8 USD]
HERO calls [$8 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
petroromeo is all-In.
HERO calls [$161.71 USD]
** Dealing River **
petroromeo shows a pair of Tens.
HERO shows a pair of Aces.
HERO wins $344.42 USD from the main pot with a pair of Aces.



Take that, add 1 really really thin call in a reraised pot (w AK high vs a flopped flush), AK losing 3 AI’s preflop to QQ and VOILA! - 3.6k in 400 hands.

Gogogogo upswing.

[IowaSkinsFan]

The river on the 89 hand is a huge spew what are you doing?

[Alexos]

K so my day will be like -1.4k from poker, +50 from genitruc

Yey propbettaments

[sauce123]

i won tree tousand dollars today.... in ze tennis

[Genitruc]

re : river 89 hand? What was I doing?

I guess there's no way in hell anyone ever folds JJ/QQ by the time we get to the river. I only have to get villain to fold about 40% of the time for it to be a profitable bet!

Yeah. I spewed .

[IowaSkinsFan]

lol the amount of time he has QQ/JJ isnt even close to 40%

[Genitruc]

lol the amount of time he has QQ/JJ isnt even close to 40%

O RLY?

[Alexos]

I dont think its terrible...just wish you had a little more like 250 or so

edit: ya its pretty bad..u need a lot more to make him fold JJ-QQ...and he has better hands sometimes, meeehhh

[Genitruc]

maybe this would be better in the SHNL forum but I've thought a lot about the turn spot in the 8s9s hand and I think it s a really intersting spot.

I really really didn t want to get off of my hand

but betting smaller would ve set up a much juicier river shove.

checking makes it too easy for him to get off easy with 10x, 99-type hands...

I think CR ai might be sexy... but not too sure how much credit ppl give to dbl check-raises.

[Alexos]

Pwnage hand:

Cryptologic - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $297.75
BB: $234.77
UTG: $290.25
MP: $200.00
CO: $225.00
Hero (BTN): $321.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt K 2 (6 Players)
3 folds, Hero raises to $7.00, SB calls $6.00, BB folds

Flop: ($16) 4 J 5 (2 Players)
SB bets $10.00, Hero raises to $35.00, SB calls $25.00

Turn: ($86) A (2 Players)
SB bets $56.00, Hero raises to $150.00, SB folds
Uncalled bet of $94.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $198.00 ($3 Rake)

Other than that I'm not doing too good

[IowaSkinsFan]

I really let my ego get in the way of this one (even though yeah i was right).

Table 'Shane' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($193.05 in chips)
Seat 2: KROWBOTT ($44.80 in chips)
Seat 3: B@MBINO ($217 in chips)
Seat 4: DirtyChick21 ($344.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Dofnsman43 ($223.50 in chips)
KROWBOTT: posts small blind $1
B@MBINO: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kh Th]
DirtyChick21: folds
Dofnsman43: raises $6 to $8
redgrape: calls $8
KROWBOTT: folds
B@MBINO: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3s 8d]
Dofnsman43: bets $14
redgrape: raises $34 to $48
cmckibbi is connected
Dofnsman43: raises $167.50 to $215.50 and is all-in
cmckibbi has returned
redgrape: calls $137.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ad 3s 8d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3s 8d 5c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dofnsman43: shows [6d 5d] (a flush, ace high)
redgrape: mucks hand
Dofnsman43 collected $387.10 from pot

[Genitruc]

I really let my ego get in the way of this one (even though yeah i was right).

Table 'Shane' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($193.05 in chips)
Seat 2: KROWBOTT ($44.80 in chips)
Seat 3: B@MBINO ($217 in chips)
Seat 4: DirtyChick21 ($344.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Dofnsman43 ($223.50 in chips)
KROWBOTT: posts small blind $1
B@MBINO: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kh Th]
DirtyChick21: folds
Dofnsman43: raises $6 to $8
redgrape: calls $8
KROWBOTT: folds
B@MBINO: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3s 8d]
Dofnsman43: bets $14
redgrape: raises $34 to $48
cmckibbi is connected
Dofnsman43: raises $167.50 to $215.50 and is all-in
cmckibbi has returned
redgrape: calls $137.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ad 3s 8d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3s 8d 5c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dofnsman43: shows [6d 5d] (a flush, ace high)
redgrape: mucks hand
Dofnsman43 collected $387.10 from pot

sickness

[benny999]

I really let my ego get in the way of this one (even though yeah i was right).

Table 'Shane' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($193.05 in chips)
Seat 2: KROWBOTT ($44.80 in chips)
Seat 3: B@MBINO ($217 in chips)
Seat 4: DirtyChick21 ($344.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Dofnsman43 ($223.50 in chips)
KROWBOTT: posts small blind $1
B@MBINO: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kh Th]
DirtyChick21: folds
Dofnsman43: raises $6 to $8
redgrape: calls $8
KROWBOTT: folds
B@MBINO: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 3s 8d]
Dofnsman43: bets $14
redgrape: raises $34 to $48
cmckibbi is connected
Dofnsman43: raises $167.50 to $215.50 and is all-in
cmckibbi has returned
redgrape: calls $137.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ad 3s 8d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 3s 8d 5c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dofnsman43: shows [6d 5d] (a flush, ace high)
redgrape: mucks hand
Dofnsman43 collected $387.10 from pot

wow, not even a "time bank has been activated" warning...

how did you figure it to be bluff/draw enough to call?

[Halv]

Hmmm.. should I bump the NITSSSSS thread?

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($310.60)
MP ($433.90)
CO ($246.10)
Button ($409.40)
SB (TAG)/ ($657.13)
Hero ($400)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
4 folds, TAG raises to $8, Hero raises to $24, TAG calls $18.

Flop: ($52) 9, 3, A (2 players)
TAG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($52) J (2 players)
TAG bets $32, Hero raises to $111, TAG calls $79.

River: ($274) T (2 players)
TAG bets $180, Hero calls $180.

Final Pot: $634

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($326.60)
BB ($431)
UTG (Fish)/ ($214.60)
MP ($415.40)
CO (TAG)/ ($535.63)
Hero ($425.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 5.
Fish raises to $8, 1 fold, TAG calls $8, Hero calls $8, SB calls $6, 1 fold.

Flop: ($36) 3, 6, 4 (4 players)
SB checks, Fish bets $16, TAG raises to $32, Hero raises to $101, SB folds, Fish folds, TAG calls $69.

Turn: ($254) 6 (2 players)
TAG bets $100, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $354

[Genitruc]

Hmmm.. should I bump the NITSSSSS thread?

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($310.60)
MP ($433.90)
CO ($246.10)
Button ($409.40)
SB (TAG)/ ($657.13)
Hero ($400)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
4 folds, TAG raises to $8, Hero raises to $24, TAG calls $18.

Flop: ($52) 9, 3, A (2 players)
TAG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($52) J (2 players)
TAG bets $32, Hero raises to $111, TAG calls $79.

River: ($274) T (2 players)
TAG bets $180, Hero calls $180.

Final Pot: $634

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($326.60)
BB ($431)
UTG (Fish)/ ($214.60)
MP ($415.40)
CO (TAG)/ ($535.63)
Hero ($425.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 5.
Fish raises to $8, 1 fold, TAG calls $8, Hero calls $8, SB calls $6, 1 fold.

Flop: ($36) 3, 6, 4 (4 players)
SB checks, Fish bets $16, TAG raises to $32, Hero raises to $101, SB folds, Fish folds, TAG calls $69.

Turn: ($254) 6 (2 players)
TAG bets $100, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $354

!!!

I like hand 2 better than hand 1.

I think I see your thought process in hand 1 (big gutter + FD that made it on river) but I think you have him set-over-set enough to profitably push.

[IowaSkinsFan]

on the KTs hand?
What shoves the flop ever that's not a bluff or an FD?

But dude the hand is horrid because im 50% aginst a fd and there are some FD's beating me, also there are some pure bluffs beating me, and this is sometimes AK/AQ.

[sauce123]

JESUS CHRIST HALVSAME PUT SOME MONEY IN THE POT

anyways this is my fav hand in awhile....

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($593.85)
CO ($708.25)
Hero ($732)
SB ($515.55)
BB ($712)
UTG ($591)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4, 5.
2 folds, CO raises to $24, Hero raises to $72, 2 folds, CO calls $48.

Flop: ($153) K, K, 9 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $90, CO raises to $228, Hero raises to $660, CO folds.

Final Pot: $1041

[Halv]

I agree, especially with the first one. The other one is a bit closer, but he's probably sticking it in on the flop with sets, right? He probably has pair+ draw that picked up trips enough to not lay down, and besides, I have an out to the SF if he does have me beat.

Nice rebluff, yeti theorem etc.

[sauce123]

-5k today in 1200 hands wheeeeeeeeeeee -35 bb/100

[Genitruc]

-5k today in 1200 hands wheeeeeeeeeeee -35 bb/100

lol u think you're hot with -35 BB/100?

At nl400 this week I've played 400 hands for -3.6k and -110 PTBB.

Shipit

[IowaSkinsFan]

god i need to vent. I'm even over 20k hands of 200nl
POKERSTARS GAME #9986406918: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/18 - 21:36:45 (ET)
Table 'Amor' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: bonscott2007 ($331.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Kbear94 ($210.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Milwaukee2 ($211.35 in chips)
Seat 4: DrSues02 ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: redgrape ($302.35 in chips)
Seat 6: Noblesville ($153.55 in chips)
Kbear94: posts small blind $1
Milwaukee2: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [2d 2c]
DrSues02: folds
redgrape: raises $6 to $8
Noblesville: calls $8
bonscott2007: calls $8
Kbear94: folds
Milwaukee2: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [4c 3d 2s]
Milwaukee2: bets $27
redgrape: raises $267.35 to $294.35 and is all-in
Noblesville: calls $145.55 and is all-in
bonscott2007: folds
Milwaukee2: calls $176.35 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4c 3d 2s] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [4c 3d 2s 7d] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Milwaukee2: shows [4d 4h] (three of a kind, Fours)
redgrape: mucks hand
Milwaukee2 collected $115.60 from side pot
Noblesville: shows [3c 3h] (three of a kind, Threes)
Milwaukee2 collected $466.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $585.25 Main pot $466.65. Side pot $115.60. | Rake $3
Board [4c 3d 2s 7d 6h]
Seat 1: bonscott2007 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Kbear94 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Milwaukee2 (big blind) showed [4d 4h] and won ($582.25) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 4: DrSues02 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: redgrape mucked [2d 2c]
Seat 6: Noblesville showed [3c 3h] and lost with three of a kind, Threes

POKERSTARS GAME #9990085695: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/19 - 01:51:07 (ET)
Table 'Lonnrot' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($194.60 in chips)
Seat 4: leetenkey ($207.80 in chips)
Seat 6: savo68 ($100.35 in chips)
leetenkey: posts small blind $1
savo68: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [2s 2d]
redgrape: raises $4 to $6
leetenkey: raises $8 to $14
savo68: folds
redgrape: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Kc 9d 2c]
leetenkey: bets $6
redgrape: raises $30 to $36
leetenkey: calls $30
*** TURN *** [Kc 9d 2c] [Tc]
leetenkey: checks
redgrape: bets $76
leetenkey: raises $76 to $152
redgrape: calls $68.60 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kc 9d 2c Tc] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
leetenkey: shows [Ah Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
redgrape: mucks hand
leetenkey collected $390.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $391.20 | Rake $1
Board [Kc 9d 2c Tc 7c]
Seat 1: redgrape (button) mucked [2s 2d]
Seat 4: leetenkey (small blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won ($390.20) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: savo68 (big blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #9950960996: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/16 - 21:12:22 (ET)
Table 'Losaka' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($201 in chips)
Seat 2: capaneo ($308.35 in chips)
Seat 3: paulboogie ($224.50 in chips)
Seat 4: AK4win ($173.45 in chips)
Seat 5: gibbie123 ($153.70 in chips)
Seat 6: XXGameXX ($336 in chips)
AK4win: posts small blind $1
gibbie123: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [2d 2c]
XXGameXX: raises $4 to $6
redgrape: calls $6
capaneo: folds
paulboogie: folds
AK4win: calls $5
gibbie123: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 2h Qc]
AK4win: checks
XXGameXX: checks
redgrape: bets $14
AK4win: calls $14
XXGameXX: calls $14
*** TURN *** [Tc 2h Qc] [9c]
AK4win: checks
XXGameXX: checks
redgrape: bets $40
AK4win: calls $40
XXGameXX: folds
*** RIVER *** [Tc 2h Qc 9c] [Ah]
AK4win: bets $50
redgrape: calls $50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AK4win: shows [Kc 5c] (a flush, King high)
redgrape: mucks hand
AK4win collected $239 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $242 | Rake $3
Board [Tc 2h Qc 9c Ah]
Seat 1: redgrape mucked [2d 2c]
Seat 2: capaneo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: paulboogie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AK4win (small blind) showed [Kc 5c] and won ($239) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: gibbie123 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: XXGameXX folded on the Turn

that's all last night

this next hand opp is like 77/20 if u didnt notice from the HH how bad he is.
POKERSTARS GAME #9990369416: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/19 - 02:17:32 (ET)
Table 'Padua III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: mtg38skopok2 ($35 in chips)
Seat 2: luxuryjun1 ($223.10 in chips)
Seat 3: thewsen ($368.30 in chips)
Seat 4: MTLDonkey316 ($354.20 in chips)
Seat 6: redgrape ($243.70 in chips)
mtg38skopok2: posts small blind $1
luxuryjun1: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kd Td]
thewsen: folds
MTLDonkey316: calls $2
redgrape: raises $8 to $10
mtg38skopok2: folds
luxuryjun1: folds
MTLDonkey316: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ks 4c]
MTLDonkey316: bets $6
redgrape: raises $18 to $24
MTLDonkey316: calls $18
*** TURN *** [Kh Ks 4c] [2s]
MTLDonkey316: checks
redgrape: bets $52
MTLDonkey316: calls $52
*** RIVER *** [Kh Ks 4c 2s] [9c]
MTLDonkey316: checks
redgrape: bets $157.70 and is all-in
MTLDonkey316: calls $157.70
*** SHOW DOWN ***
redgrape: shows [Kd Td] (three of a kind, Kings)
MTLDonkey316: shows [2d 2h] (a full house, Deuces full of Kings)
MTLDonkey316 collected $488.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $490.40 | Rake $2
Board [Kh Ks 4c 2s 9c]
Seat 1: mtg38skopok2 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: luxuryjun1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: thewsen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MTLDonkey316 showed [2d 2h] and won ($488.40) with a full house, Deuces full of Kings
Seat 6: redgrape (button) showed [Kd Td] and lost with three of a kind, Kings

POKERSTARS GAME #9913824196: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/14 - 19:07:29 (ET)
Table 'China III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DJ backDoor ($406.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Friediop ($48.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Marccus85 ($207.60 in chips)
Seat 4: stuey12590 ($206 in chips)
Seat 5: XChamp ($460.20 in chips)
Seat 6: redgrape ($174.15 in chips)
Marccus85: posts small blind $1
stuey12590: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kd Td]
XChamp: folds
redgrape: raises $6 to $8
DJ backDoor: folds
Friediop: folds
Marccus85: calls $7
stuey12590: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [8d 5d 7d]
Marccus85: checks
stuey12590: checks
redgrape: bets $18
Marccus85: raises $37 to $55
stuey12590: folds
redgrape: raises $111.15 to $166.15 and is all-in
Marccus85: calls $111.15
*** TURN *** [8d 5d 7d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5d 7d 9c] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marccus85: shows [5s 5c] (a full house, Fives full of Eights)
redgrape: mucks hand
Marccus85 collected $353.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $356.30 | Rake $3
Board [8d 5d 7d 9c 8c]
Seat 1: DJ backDoor folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Friediop (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Marccus85 (small blind) showed [5s 5c] and won ($353.30) with a full house, Fives full of Eights
Seat 4: stuey12590 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: XChamp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: redgrape mucked [Kd Td]

POKERSTARS GAME #9828280977: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/09 - 15:36:18 (ET)
Table 'Apisaon IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: KINEEKEEYS ($229.25 in chips)
Seat 3: acidca ($271.10 in chips)
Seat 4: redgrape ($187 in chips)
Seat 5: berryvda ($766.10 in chips)
KINEEKEEYS: posts small blind $1
acidca: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kd Kc]
redgrape: raises $6 to $8
berryvda: calls $8
KINEEKEEYS: calls $7
acidca: folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 3h Td]
KINEEKEEYS: checks
redgrape: bets $18
berryvda: calls $18
KINEEKEEYS: folds
*** TURN *** [4s 3h Td] [8s]
redgrape: bets $45
berryvda: calls $45
*** RIVER *** [4s 3h Td 8s] [Ks]
redgrape: bets $106
berryvda: raises $106 to $212
redgrape: calls $10 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
berryvda: shows [As 2s] (a flush, Ace high)
redgrape: mucks hand
berryvda collected $382 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $384 | Rake $2
Board [4s 3h Td 8s Ks]
Seat 2: KINEEKEEYS (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: acidca (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: redgrape mucked [Kd Kc]
Seat 5: berryvda (button) showed [As 2s] and won ($382) with a flush, Ace high

[benny999]

isf, shitty luck. i can relate somewhat with all the beats i've gotten lately. taking small breaks helped me some.

but for the most part this was a good week for me. i'm just about back to even after being down 4k last week.

here's a wild hand i just played, prob spewy...trying to get Ax to fold, since it seemed obvious neither of us had more than Ax...til i c/r...
reads - villain is tag, i think a protoge of taylor caby (ezTheKid, in a few CR videos), 3bets a lot, almost sure he put me on TT-QQ b4 the c/r.
fwiw lately i sometimes play set/99 like this against aggros, but not sure villain would think that's possible.

Ultimate Bet
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2./$4.
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $890.50
CO: $95.30
Button: $585.50
SB: $769.30
BB: $160.20

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $14, CO calls, Button raises to $66, 2 folds, Hero calls, CO folds.

Flop: 8 6 5 ($152, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: 7 ($152, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: A ($152, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $134, Hero raises all-in $824.5 (insta push for added effect) ...$386 to call, results in white

Button folds.
Uncalled bets: $690.5 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $420

[IowaSkinsFan]

hmmmm he has Ax there almost 100% of the time, nice play.

[benny999]

here was another fun hand.
villain is a floating over-aggro donk, i was playing tag kinda aggro...
he insta called the turn with J6o (i must have AK i guess) and i actually hold up. the games are still good!!

Ultimate Bet
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2./$4.
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $63.70
CO: $538.25
Button: $875.50
SB: $386
Hero: $405.40

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with Q A
2 folds, Button raises to $14, SB folds, Hero raises to $50, Button calls.

Flop: 5 7 Q ($102, 2 players)
Hero bets $75, Button calls.

Turn: J ($252, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $280.4, Button calls.

River: 8 ($812.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $812.8)


Results:
Final pot: $812.8
Hero shows Qs Ad

[sauce123]

the first one with the A on the river is very, very nice

[IowaSkinsFan]

I've got to try more c/r river bluffs. Most at low stakes never do thin value so it's tough to find good spots.

[Halv]

Meh. Had a few days off this week, tho, I'll be back with a vengeance tomorrow.

[sauce123]

+3k ish now for the challenge---- but maybe? starting to run better....

[Genitruc]

-2.5k for challenge

Screenshots are only depressing and uninteresting.

[Alexos]

25k hands of breakeven for me...fun times

edit: actually 29k hands, +800$