I seriously feel like killing some sort of small, cute animal right now.

PokerStars Game #27394426704: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/04/23 2:11:40 ET
Table 'Bruwer II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: LawCrane ($26 in chips)
Seat 2: severiana11 ($8.30 in chips)
Seat 3: BQuintaine ($19.05 in chips)
Seat 4: värräs ($6.45 in chips)
Seat 5: newguy89 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: McManigal357 ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 7: albolineata ($24.15 in chips)
Seat 8: muck__you123 ($25 in chips)
McManigal357: posts small blind $0.10
albolineata: posts big blind $0.25
schroeder57: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newguy89 [9d 9s]
muck__you123: folds
LawCrane: folds
severiana11: folds
BQuintaine: calls $0.25
värräs: calls $0.25
newguy89: calls $0.25
McManigal357: folds
albolineata: checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 6s Ad]
albolineata: checks
BQuintaine: bets $0.50
värräs: calls $0.50
newguy89: raises $1.50 to $2
albolineata: folds
BQuintaine: calls $1.50
värräs: folds
*** TURN *** [9h 6s Ad] [Ks]
BQuintaine: checks
newguy89: bets $4
BQuintaine: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [9h 6s Ad Ks] [Qs]
BQuintaine: checks
newguy89: bets $12.80
BQuintaine: calls $12.80 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newguy89: shows [9d 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
BQuintaine: shows [As Js] (a flush, Ace high)
BQuintaine collected $37.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $39.20 | Rake $1.90
Board [9h 6s Ad Ks Qs]
Seat 1: LawCrane folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: severiana11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: BQuintaine showed [As Js] and won ($37.30) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: värräs folded on the Flop
Seat 5: newguy89 (button) showed [9d 9s] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: McManigal357 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: albolineata (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: muck__you123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)