I *WILL* stop playing like a complete donkey.

I *WILL* stop playing like a complete donkey.

I *WILL* stop playing like a complete donkey.


I have played some really bad stuff today.

Hand 1:

No Limit Hold'em CryptoLogic ($50NL)
Converted by FTRConv
5-handed

StacksSB: $33.69
Hero: $41.95
UTG: $41.90
CO: $18
BTN: $71.05


Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with K K
UTG raises to $2, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero calls

Still not sure about this. Missing value by calling, but have isolated...

Flop:($4.25) 9 7 3 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $3, Hero calls

No. No. No. Why? The plan was to raise here, why did I call? Why?!?!?!

Turn:($10.25) A (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $6, Hero calls

Getting silly now.

River:($22.25) 3 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $15, Hero calls

Getting REALLY silly now.

Final Pot: $52.25


Hand 2
No Limit Hold'em CryptoLogic ($50NL)
Converted by FTRConv
6-handed

StacksBB: $11.25
UTG: $45.50
UTG+1: $166.08
Hero: $65.85
BTN: $58.88
SB: $39.50

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with T T
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $2, BTN calls, SB folds, BB folds

Flop:($4.75) 7 3 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, BTN calls

Turn:($8.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $6, BTN raises to $12, Hero calls

Ahm? Really? Are you sure you want to do that? This is exactly how you would have wanted to play it if you had the flush. So what are you doing calling this?

River:($32.75) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $10, Hero calls

Oh ffs.

Final Pot: $52.75


Hand 3
No Limit Hold'em CryptoLogic ($50NL)
Converted by FTRConv
5-handed

StacksBB: $38.90
UTG: $76.36
CO: $40.40
BTN: $34.25
Hero: $66.10

Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q K
UTG folds, CO calls, BTN folds, Hero raises to $2, BB folds, CO calls

Flop:($4.75) 3 J 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $2, CO calls

Turn:($8.75) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River:($8.75) K (2 players)
Hero bets $3, CO raises to $22, Hero calls

WHAT AM I DOING?!?!
Final Pot: $52.75

Too comfortable at these tables. I knew better in every single instance and yet still donked off those pots.

Got revenge on villain from Hand 3...

Hand 4:

No Limit Hold'em CryptoLogic ($50NL)
Converted by FTRConv
5-handed

StacksUTG: $44.45
CO: $27.45
BTN: $53.55
SB: $36.70
Hero: $61.15


Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with K A
UTG calls, CO calls, BTN folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $3, UTG folds, CO folds, SB calls

Flop:($7.50) 4 Q 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB raises to $6, Hero calls

Turn:($19.50) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $11, Hero raises to $22, SB folds
Final Pot: $41.50

How could I have made that turn re-raise? What inspired read did I have?
Nothing.
I was trying to click on another table (stupid overlapping tables), my daughter distracted me and I accidentally hit the 'raise' button.

Lucktastic.

Today's session so far: 471 hands, +$56.
BR has gone past $1600 now, it's getting silly.

Just imagine what it would have been if I hadn't played like a spaz in the above hands!