loldonkaments...

I've played a number of these recently. Just cheap ones, $10 FOs and $2 r/a's. I won one, and think I've gone out on the money bubble within 2 spots of cashing on almost every single other one. I was 2nd chip leader with 46 to go (40 money) in a $2 turbo r/a tonight with 113k chips, and picked up KK OTB and the CO with 85k chips shoved (blinds were around 5000/1000 I think very shortstacked), so obv I shove over and he flips AJo. Cool, 70%+. Flops a J, turns a J ship the pot to him and suddenly I'm down to $35k chips and only 3bbs in my stack. Nothing comes, end up in the BB at 10k/20k blinds (so 15k behind) and EP guy whos shoving fairly light shoves and I look down at TT. Weee!!! Two people go all in before me. I nearly fold, theres only 42 left, so two more and I money, but I have 12k behind and the SB next hand. I think its still close but I call.

EP guy had ATo would have crushed him but as it is I know only have two outs because:
SB has JJ.
Other guy had QQ, noone improved and SB swooped the pot.

If my Ks had held up I'd have had 50k more chips than 2nd place, and instead I bubble. Loldonkaments indeed.