To entice me to return, Titan issued me $30 cash. I can't withdraw it without earning 1500 pts, however, and hell if I'm going to actually grind out 2 weeks for a measly $30. The answer, therefore, is to:

DEGEN THIS BAD BOY INTO ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY GUATEMALA! or busto, whatever comes first!

I'm thinking NL Cash and going arrrr in a lot. Best? Other ideas? Follow my epic bajillion progress here.