Degennnnnnn...I think multiple players at this table are doing the same as I am. I figured I'd get at least one caller.

No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($118.65)
Hero (MP1) ($14.02)
MP2 ($43.65)
MP3 ($39.25)
CO ($17.38)
Button ($109.20)
SB ($65.33)
BB ($99.50)
UTG ($36.05)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 9, 8
2 folds, Hero bets $14.02 (All-In), 4 folds, SB calls $13.52, 1 fold

Flop: ($29.04) K, 8, 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($29.04) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($29.04) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $29.04

Results:
SB had 3, A (high card, Ace).
Hero had 9, 8 (one pair, eights).
Outcome: Hero won $27.59