Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
FML wtf am I on seriously. This is just fucking retarded and there isn't an excuse for it.

I am posting this hand so that I can be flamed, and hopefully this will motivate me to end this retarded spewy shit and learn how to not be such a fucking fuck up.

I'll be at 25nl until further notice.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 ($25.90)
CO ($79.70)
Hero (Button) ($50.75)
SB ($85.95)
BB ($61)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($96.40)
MP1 ($54.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, 10
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $2, 3 folds, Hero calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 7, 9, 7 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($8.75) 2 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.75) 4 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5.50, UTG+1 raises to $20, Hero raises to $46.75 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $26.75

Total pot: $102.25 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had Q, 10 (one pair, sevens).
UTG+1 had 7, 6 (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: UTG+1 won $99.25
You want flamage? Are you SERIOUS? Shit Micro...this is a shitty hand. Worst I've seen in a while. What the fuck were you thinking? Let's not have this happen again. Didn't you tell me FPS is to be avoided at all costs?

And with that flamage, I will show admiration:

Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
Volume goals for the month are no longer valid, as this just leads to pressure to play which may lead to playing when I shouldn't.
I enjoy that. However, we must still set goals for ourselves. Avoid spewing with fucking QUEEN HIGH at all costs!