Jeesh. Everyone and their brother seems to be stopping by in this thread so I figured I'd pop my head in and have a look-see.

Slev, dude. Seriously. We all appreciate the loads of cash you've gambled away into the poker community. But for crying out loud, stop already. Managing your bankroll properly should be your number one priority. It is the most important "skill" a poker player can have. Hopefully you've learned from your countless mistakes in the past and start taking this game seriously. Isn't that why you came to this site in the first place? There's obviously people here who want to help you. Take advantage of it!

Good luck to you.