So it's official, I suck.
?? Your sample size is too small to say this yet...
Ok, here goes... first Monday session...
Starting BR 35.65, put $3.00 into 01/02 Full Ring
9s5s - fold
QsTd UTG - fold
Jd9d BB - check 9hKd2h, fold to pot sized bet
Jc7c in SB - 4 limpers ahead, complete, 8cQhKh, check then fold to 1/2 pot size bet
With 4 limpers I guess this is fine...
Kd2s on Button, fold to raise ahead
Fold the following:
4cTs
7h9d
4cJs
Qd6h
5dQd
3c9D in BB - fold to 5xBB raise ahead
3sQs in SB - fold to same 5xbb raiser ahead
8s5s on button - fold to raiser from MP
3dAd in CO - fold
Folded to you with AXs in late position? Go for a steal! Then hit the flush!
4d6s - fold
3h Jc - fold
(So far played 1 hand for 15, no wins)
WTF is this? Are you really expecting more from a random set of 15 hands?
8s 4h fold
4h 9h fold
Stats so far this session 6/0/N/A
Dude. This is WAY too obsessive to be paying this much attention to your stats this early in the session...
9c3h in BB fold to raises ahead
3cAh - SB complete, A88 flop, bet, checked it down and split
4h8c - fold
Ks4d - fold to raise ahead
3cTc - fold
Stats so far: 9/0/1.0
So what?
3c8s - fold from MP
As2h-fold
8sTc - fold
2d8c check BB, fold to bettor
4h 3c in SB, fold
6cJh fold
6h 7c fold
Kd Qc raise to 6xBB, everyone folds, current stack $2.91
Kd 9d fold
7c 3c fold
6d 4d fold stats now 9/3/1.0
Leave it alone man.
9h Td in BB, 3 players limp, check, flop is Qh 2h 7c, everyone checks, 6h and I fold to .10 bet on 5s river.
9d Kh in SB, complete, bet .06 on Ks 5c 2h flop, get called, Td comes on turn, bet 1/2 pot and won showdown after checking river.
Fold this Pre-flop. You do NOT want to be OOP with such a dominated hand.
As 8d fold to raise ahead
Jh 9c fold
Tc 2d fold
Kh Td fold
9s 6c fold
Let's give you a real hand... here goes next hand:
A "real" hand? What are you being so cynical for? This is stupid.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (7 handed)
Poker-Stars Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
saw flop|
saw showdown
CO ($2.13)
Button ($1.79)
SB ($3.08)
Hero ($3.15)
UTG ($4.47)
MP1 ($2.73)
MP2 ($4.82)
Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, 4

.
1 fold, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 calls $0.02,
2 folds, SB completes, Hero checks.
Flop: ($0.08) 2

, Q

, T
(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks.
Turn: ($0.08) K
(4 players)
SB checks,
Hero bets $0.06, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, SB folds.
Final Pot: $0.08
Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins $0.08.
Ok, then fold the following: 7cJh, Qh8s, 9hQd, 4sKh, 3c8c, 8cTh, 5hTs, 4hJs, 4h2s, As2h folded in button with 2 limpers ahead, Ah9c, 8d6s, 3dJc, Ks9h, and last hand 5d 3h fold.
Stats were roughly 8/2/4.0 for increase in BR of 0.17
Ok, so you were card-dead for that session. What's your point?
Now the evening shift... and this one isn't a happy ending.
folded 14 hands then this came up:
Fold this Pre-flop UTG. Seriously. But if you have to play it for whatever reason, you better fucking RAISE from now on. The river is HORRIBLE. The BEST outcome you could've hoped for on that board was a split with another J.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed)
Poker-Stars Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
saw flop|
saw showdown
CO ($1.02)
Button ($3.99)
SB ($1.85)
BB ($1.60)
Hero ($2.95)
UTG+1 ($3.75)
MP1 ($2.14)
MP2 ($2.51)
MP3 ($2.81)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with T

, J

.
Hero calls $0.02,
5 folds, Button calls $0.02, SB completes, BB checks.
Flop: ($0.08) K

, T

, Q
(4 players)
SB checks,
BB bets $0.02,
Hero raises to $0.1, Button calls $0.10, SB calls $0.10, BB folds.
Turn: ($0.40) 9
(3 players)
SB checks,
Hero bets $0.3, Button calls $0.30, SB calls $0.30.
River: ($1.30) A
(3 players)
SB bets $1.43 (All-In),
Hero raises to $2.53, Button calls $2.53.
Final Pot: $7.79
Results in white below:
SB has Ac Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Hero has Ts Js (straight, ace high).
Button has 5d 4d (flush, king high).
Outcome: Button wins $7.79.
SB was 40/0/1 over 27 hands...
Not enough hands to be sure of a read, but so far he's pretty weak/passive. Need to be very careful with these types when they start betting...
Other villian was 70/8.7/0.73
How many hands on this drooler? Heads-up with this guy, I'll go to town with nearly any pair...
I screwed the pooch on this one, figured they had Aces each, not aces both, and thought the flush might be there, should have folded at the turn.
no, your turn bet is fine. If you thought the flush might be there, then folding to the overbet push on the river should've been super duper easy...