I asked one of my very intelligent friends and he came up with this..


If you write out how you would pronounce the bold letters, and leave the regular letters as is, you get some nearly coherent word-like things.

SeffHellHell SteeJzee
JeffJpee Uee ZeffSeffDohU

The realistic distribution of vowels to consonants leads me to believe there may be anagrams afoot. The first word yields the following results:

FLESH ELF HELL
SHELF ELF HELL

"SteeJzee" doesn't yield anything.

JeffJpee can be turned into

JEEP JEFF

"Uee" also gives nothing.

ZeffSeffDohU has a bunch of anagrams, too many to list. Unfortunately most of them don't make sense. The only two words that somewhat belong together that can be pulled out of that string are DOFF and FEZ.

If you do that, FSEHU are left over. Combining that with the two other resultless strings and plugging that in, all these anagrams are possible:

FEE HEE SEE SUEZ JUT
FEE HEE SEE ZEUS JUT
FEE HEE JET USE SUEZ
FEE HEE JET USE ZEUS
FEE HEE JET SUE SUEZ
FEE HEE JET SUE ZEUS
FEE SEE EH JUTE SUEZ
FEE SEE EH JUTE ZEUS
FEE SEE HE JUTE SUEZ
FEE SEE HE JUTE ZEUS
FEE SEE HUE JET SUEZ
FEE SEE HUE JET ZEUS
FUZEE HEE JESSE TUE
FUZEE HEE SEE JUSTE
FUZEE HEE SEE JUTES
FUZEE HEE SEE JET US
FUZEE HEE SEES JUTE
FUZEE HEE TEE JESUS
FUZEE JESSE TEE HUE
FUZEE SEE EH JET USE
FUZEE SEE EH JET SUE
FUZEE SEE HE JET USE
FUZEE SEE HE JET SUE
HEE SEE FE JUTE SUEZ
HEE SEE FE JUTE ZEUS
HEE SEE FUZE JET USE
HEE SEE FUZE JET SUE
HEE SEE FEZ JUTE USE
HEE SEE FEZ JUTE SUE

Maybe, just maybe, a sensical sentence can be crafted from this mess. Frankly I think that's doubtful but for difficult puzzles you gotta explore them from abstract angles.


[b] So yea, good luck lol