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[NSFW] Miss Poker Universe -- Final 5

View Poll Results: Who's the hottest bracelet winner?

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  • Jennifer Tilly

    15 25.42%
  • Jennifer Harman

    19 32.20%
  • Jennifer Courtiebee

    14 23.73%
  • Jennifer Aniston (Disqualified -- fake bracelet)

    1 1.69%
  • Doyle Brunson

    10 16.95%
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    Default [NSFW] Miss Poker Universe -- Final 5

    Vote now! Or don't!
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    Jen Harmen is so cute i wanna kill myself
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    Yeh, but she's a little ... well... Foxy
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    +1 for Doyle.
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    Doyle over Kathy Liebert anyday.
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    someone lied; dead heat: 1 each!
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    where are the pictures?!

    i wanted to see doyle in a thong.....
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    I voted Doyle. It's the cowboy hat that gets me.
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    Default Re: Miss Poker Universe -- Final 5

    Doyle Brunson FTW.

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    Default Re: Miss Poker Universe -- Final 5

    Okay, I actually voted Jennifer Harman.



    Tell me this isn't the hottest thing ever.
    Cute blonde + revealing shirt + huge chipstack.
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    Either harman or tilly. I don't know what courtibee looks like.
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    Default Re: Miss Poker Universe -- Final 5

    Best of both worlds?

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    pics plz. noodz if possible.
    Unite and Annihilate!
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    wtf, cindy violette is hotter.

    and it's tilly by a landslide. boobs >*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    i wanted to see doyle in a thong.....


    Worst photoshop job ever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    wtf, cindy violette is hotter.

    and it's tilly by a landslide. boobs >*
    QFT

    tilly tits ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    wtf, cindy violette is hotter.
    I agree that boobs are +EV. But so are striking features and a strong intelect are more +EV. And being boring is -EV. Harman wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    This is a strong argument. I might be swayed.
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    harman and courtie tie
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    wtf?

    Jennifer Harmon is NOT pretty....

    ?!?!?!

    What are y'all thinking?
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    Jennifer Courtiebee
    i'm gonna go with this one, but I think you f'd the name up pretty bad there...
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    not even close
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    Tilly all the way..

    #1 reason, Curves (in the right places)..

    Not to mention who hasn't seen the movie Bound... Lets see harmon top that
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    doyle in a thong


    hot.
    that is all.

    btw, tilly has a fat head
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    INcase you missed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    wtf?

    Jennifer Harmon is NOT pretty....

    ?!?!?!

    What are y'all thinking?
  27. #27
    Tilly has testicles

    That is all
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

    Currently sucking at life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Tilly has testicles from taking steroids which gave her that man-jaw

    That is all
    FYP sir
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    apparently beggars CAN be choosers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    btw, tilly has a fat head
    Man, I had never noticed that:



    I wouldn'y say 'fat'... just a little ... well ...
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    lol i think that is a bad picture.. I've never noticed a fat head on her before.
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    the pic is edited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    the pic is edited.
    You are sherlock in disguise.
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    Muxy, I like the zoom-in feature you seemed to have included in your post....however she appears to get fatter and uglier due to this reason.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

    Currently sucking at life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Muxy, I like the zoom-in feature you seemed to have included in your post....however she appears to get fatter and uglier due to this reason.
    lololol
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    she's only fat in the tit department... that is all
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    playing with her is def +ev
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    i voted for doyle......if you have seen harmen in person she isnt so stunning.......the rest yuckckckckck
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    these two get my vote

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    the pic is edited.
    gg me.
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    I use to play Shadow President too. I would always get impeached or assignated though because I would nuke people all the time.
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    Yeah it's an MSDOS game lol
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    I still have the cdrom for it, interesting.
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    wheres a pic of this Jennifer Coutibee?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    that msdosbox is a piece of shit, although idid get utopia to work

    frontier elite 2 next up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    the pic is edited.
    If I do say so myself, that's a slick edit. Even (apparently) fooled someone.
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  53. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Why do her boobs look twice as big in this pic?
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    ZOMG where's the "hide avatars" button?!!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Why do her boobs look twice as big in this pic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    Why do her boobs look twice as big in this pic?
    It's the tight shirt and camera angle.

    She has it unbuttoned as far as it goes, and it's still so tight you can see the well-defined outline of her bra under it. Clearly the shirt is two sizes too small for her. Which is just the right size.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItDepends
    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Why do her boobs look twice as big in this pic?
    Offsets her face looking twice as ugly
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    you have no taste....
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    she's hot
  60. #60
    she is hot but that pic is awful, with a capital W
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    she looked ok in the others but meh, have fun (dont think this is nsfw)
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    That is very NSFW.
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    That is very hot.
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    isnt it rondavu's old avatar btw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    wheres a pic of this Jennifer Coutibee?
    well................anyone?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    wheres a pic of this Jennifer Coutibee?
    well................anyone?
    Look in Lukie's thread.. I think like page 17 or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    is this her?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    yes
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    i like her thong in her Avatar. NICE
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    i like her thong in her Avatar. NICE
    qft

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