1k for free!

[UG]

I will play 1000 hands of poker tomorrow. If I don't, I will give the first person that replies to this thread 1k. $1000 to the person that replies to this thread if I don't play 1k hands tomorrow.

I'll post pictures to prove I played 1k hands if somebody tells me how.




Happy holidays everyone.

[bigspenda73]

hi

[bigspenda73]

UG

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm tempted to delete your replies to make it look like I was first to reply. But something tells me UG'll be able to waltz through 1000 hands tomorrow.

[bigspenda73]

Nah, I just hired 2 holiday hookers at $300/pop to spend all day with UG tomorrow, ship the $400 in EV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UG]

I'm gonna do it.

If I don't Spenda has 1k.

[Galapogos]

Isn't that just like playing for 4 hours at the most?

[bigspenda73]

WAIT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIVE...

fuck that...

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

[UG]

I set the bar so low because I can't jump very high

[Numbr2intheWorld]

i think i need to actually start doing this to motivate myself

[wufwugy]

LIve cam or it's your buddies playing.

[flomo]

Nah, I just hired 2 holiday hookers at $300/pop to spend all day with UG tomorrow, ship the $400 in EV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

female hookers don't work on him
he didn't even go to the strip clubs in vegas(where women take their clothes off)
he may have gone to others

[Trikflow77]

I set the bar so low because I can't jump very high

drink less beer!

[bigspenda73]

Nah, I just hired 2 holiday hookers at $300/pop to spend all day with UG tomorrow, ship the $400 in EV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

female hookers don't work on him
he didn't even go to the strip clubs in vegas(where women take their clothes off)
he may have gone to others

You're right, I found a flight for $285 out there so now we're looking at somewhere in the neighborhood of $115 in EV+2 chicks at the same time if he turns them down, which has to be mucho mucho +++EV.

[gabe]

ug, if u play 3k hands ill send the 50th poster $100 !!

[gabe]

jk!

[thizzSantaCruz]

lol, spendas praying you lose all power to tommorrow.

[bigred]

ug, when are you doing this? vent for motivation?

[Lukie]

[ ] 1k for free

[bigspenda73]

uhhhhhhh earth to UG!

seriously dude get to playing if you haven't

[gabe]

ha guess he didnt do it!

[bigspenda73]

if UG sends me $1k I'm using it on a flight to go out there, then some hookers and blow, and party with him.

[UG]

ha, 'sup guys, X-mas travels have pulled me away.

anyway, got in a little under 1100 hands 4-6 tabling. didn't take me that long but goddamn was I hungover. made a few buy-ins because low-limit poker is pretty silly...

as soon as stuff settles down (26th of December) I'll play again...but there's no way on earth I'm making a stupid bet like that. with my hangover and having to do shit all day (last minute x-mas shopping, family dinner on Sunday night, watching a movie with the family) I almost didn't get it done.

[a500lbgorilla]

I think you should still send spenda the 1k, because that'll be an awesome TR.

[a500lbgorilla]

It wouldn't be the first time you paid for companionship, either. BAH DUM CHI!