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    Default 616 of the 1498 registered members on FTR have never posted

    C'mon guys, we won't bite. Lurking is cool but getting involved will help your game beyond words.

    Trust me, FTR doesn't care how new you are to the game. We are all willing to help and no question is stupid.

    Jump in!

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    Default Re: 616 of the 1498 registered members on FTR have never pos

    Quote Originally Posted by jmrogers7
    **The composer of this post is a non-paid member of FTR and not compensated in any way for his time**
    Suuuuuuuuuuuure.
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    you need to talk to Xiantí then, he pays me for everything i do....


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    Hmmm...JM, it seems like you are getting the proverbial shaft. I am part of a rake-back type program here at FTR. I get paid for each and every post....even inane posts like the one I have done here.

    Hehehe - I should rack up an extra quarter for using the word inane in a sentence....oops I did it again.
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    Yah, and I was the moron who signed up for a flat monthly rate and not "paid per post".

    d'oh!

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    616 of the 1498 registered members on FTR have never posted
    ....And of those 616 half of them are apparently asshat-wearing yetis or some shit.
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    Ok Ok you caught me lurking. I am new to the game and have been taking in so much helpful information from this awesome site that my head is spinning. When my head stops spinning, I will be sure to ask some dumb newbie questions.

    Kbone
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbone505
    Ok Ok you caught me lurking. I am new to the game and have been taking in so much helpful information from this awesome site that my head is spinning. When my head stops spinning, I will be sure to ask some dumb newbie questions.

    Kbone
    Woohoo! Only 615 to go!
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    Welcome to FTR, kbone.
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    Why dont me make a standard 'first post' forum? Therefore they can introduce themselves upon registering and get the ball rolling....once you post once, you just never stop!!!


    ...just ask Rilla.


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    Your check's in the mail, jmrogers.
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    I'm still only considered an intern and have to do internish types of jobs. Man my lips are chapped...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    I'm still only considered an intern and have to do internish types of jobs. Man my lips are chapped...
    Chapsticks in the staff bathroom. Kneepads are across the hall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Monkey
    Your check's in the mail, jmrogers.
    My address is in your PM!

    And btw, it's about time!
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    Chapsticks in the staff bathroom. Kneepads are across the hall.
    I'm not going into the FTR staff bathroom. Rilla camps there waiting to prey on any unsuspecting victim.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    I have been lurking for months. I posted one reply on soupies tourney strategy and his sticky was deleted the next day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uaw420rook
    I have been lurking for months. I posted one reply on soupies tourney strategy and his sticky was deleted the next day.
    It wasn't deleted. It was moved to the private sector.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    It wasn't deleted. It was moved to the private sector.
    Yeah, it's in Area 51 now, along with all those other things that are just too good to be true.
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    a500lbgorilla wrote:
    It wasn't deleted. It was moved to the private sector.
    Is that like the champaign room?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigmacAg
    a500lbgorilla wrote:
    It wasn't deleted. It was moved to the private sector.
    Is that like the champaign room?
    Yeah why not, we could drink champagne there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigmacAg
    a500lbgorilla wrote:
    It wasn't deleted. It was moved to the private sector.
    Is that like the champaign room?

    say what you want but youuuulll never find it!!


    yea kinda like that room. its for the exp monkeys and boobies area.


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    There's no sex in the champagne room...





    ...yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Monkey
    There's no sex in the champagne room...





    ...yet.

    THATS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO GIRLS!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    THATS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO GIRLS!!!
    Hey, I'm just the bouncer. You need to bring the girls.
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    I feel much better now. Could I have copy of the post, so I can hang it in my office. I would really like a copy of the whole thread. I do understand why the thread was privitized. Its kinda like what writers went through before copyright laws were enacted. Publishers stealing the writers art for nothing and making a fortune, while writers starved. Well that might be over doing it a little, because Im sure Soupie isn't starving. I am going to try to contribute to this forum and continue to lurk as long as Im welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Monkey
    Quote Originally Posted by elipsesjeff
    THATS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO GIRLS!!!
    Hey, I'm just the bouncer. You need to bring the girls.
    Perhaps we could have some sort of FTR ladies night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceofone
    Perhaps we could have some sort of FTR ladies night?
    We'd all have to be on our best behavior for that one. I'm sure that many ladies who do stumble across FTR get scared away by all the monkies & hotties.

    We could have a forum section just for ladies to post in, where we would have to promise not to just prey on them. That might be enough to encourage a few to participate.
    When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too?
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    Will this count as a post? Or a non-post post?
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    bigred wrote:
    I'm still only considered an intern and have to do internish types of jobs. Man my lips are chapped...


    Chapsticks in the staff bathroom. Kneepads are across the hall.

    Wish i was upgraded to intern, im still a rookie, ive been longing to be on my knees instead of bent over like this

    apologies for the frightning thought, btw im back from vacation

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